"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."
"Never, I say, never"...
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."
"Never, I say...
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."
"Never, I say...
"You can't even properly woo a lady," cackled a bemused Jecht, "I'll show you how it's done!"
Jecht swigged his drink and stumbled towards a shoopuf, sword drawn and ready for fun.
"Ride ze shoopuf?" said the attendant Hypello, "No Gil ish required, ish free for everyone."
"Never, I say, never"...
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is...
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is that...
"Can't we just enjoy Christmas?" Garnet deeply sighed,
"No, because every woman here wants to sleep with me and it's annoying," Cloud cried.
"And don't forget the frog eating, swamp dwelling marshmallows!" Tidus unhelpfully replied
"Wicked white!" cried Alphinaud, pointing to the skies, "Is...
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.
Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and...
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.
Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and...
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.
Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and...
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.
Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and...
So sang Cloud, but most had already called it a night.
Except Squal Lionhard, who wuz n emo, but listened to Cloud with delight.
Yuna wanted to flirt with Cloud, but would that be impolite?
Surely it’s inappropriate and Tifa would start a fight.
Avalanche's monk pulled up her stockings and...
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"
"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out...
Tidus the Blitzball player, was a jolly happy soul
Starting the poem was Liv, who was oh so smol
Tiny enough to be a bitesized appetiser for Cronus
"Eat Tidus instead," Liv did protest, "he'd make a lovely bonus!"
"Please do not" said Yuna "I would miss him so."
Even though he was making out...
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