That is the sound I make as the infernal red onion juice hits my eye. What follows is an intense mixture of confusion, blindness and pain.
For too long I have been suffering the horrors of chopping onions, and I'm asking for advice on how to stop the ghastly juices reaching my eye. I've tried a variety of methods, my most cunning idea of using my safety goggles from chemistry failed miserably.
I asked my dad what he would do and he said to use white onions.
For too long I have been suffering the horrors of chopping onions, and I'm asking for advice on how to stop the ghastly juices reaching my eye. I've tried a variety of methods, my most cunning idea of using my safety goggles from chemistry failed miserably.
I asked my dad what he would do and he said to use white onions.

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