Another end of the world done...

Shaissa

Shaissa

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And yet here I am, I think this is the 4th or 5th... maybe 6th end of the world that I survived (that i know of) in my life.

but...

Anyone vanish? Let me know if you vanished by posting in here please!
 
Yes.

God decided I was worthy,so I'm in heaven using his computer right now,where the processor is always light-speed,the web never 404s,and everything is open-source.

As for the marked absence of an apocalypse on your plane of existence,don't worry.Zombies are approaching all major city centers as we speak;it'll just take them awhile to get there.
 
Zeith said:
Yes.

God decided I was worthy,so I'm in heaven using his computer right now,where the processor is always light-speed,the web never 404s,and everything is open-source.

As for the marked absence of an apocalypse on your plane of existence,don't worry.Zombies are approaching all major city centers as we speak;it'll just take them awhile to get there.
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Digging upwards through six feet of soil with decaying/missing arms must be difficult. God must be an asshole for not giving them a head start.
 
Heaven probably doesn't even have the internet. :sad2:
 
The internet is either Heaven or Hell on Earth.

But in Heaven they'd probably tell us that we're all too good for the internet, and we need to speak to each other in person, and help each other with our spoons etc.

They'd probably love the internet in Hell, however.
 
... I wonder if the internet is in hell does the devil be mean and block the porn? :hmmm:
 
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Guys, Camping says the world will end on October 21st, 2011 now.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday

He's so full of shit. Goes on to say that people who sold everything should talk to God, not him, for financial advice. Then even goes on to say that he will not be selling his possessions before October 21st.

What a loon.

Anyway, we got a few months. LET'S GET TO REPENTING NOW! :gasp:
 
Also, he will not be returning any money donated to him by those that were trying to spread the message and ended up broke. The prick has no shred of human decency. :ffs:
 
*goes off to sin even more*

Hah... i'd never sell off anything even if it really was the end of the world. stupid fools like that dude you mentioned spouting shit is the reason why. -__-

Hey! it's the end of the world, sell all your shit and give me your money!

.....Owait i lied. :trollface:

it happens all the time. I smell publicity stunt or a religious scam.
 
I don't get why you would even think of selling your stuff if the world was going to end tbh :S that would be the last thing on my mind.

Money isn't going to save you from the rapture unless God could really use some cash and can be easily bribed...
 
Nah,the rest of us would be on the Highway to Hell,Evangelical Christians would be climbing the...

 
Excellent. I'll wait until October 22nd and see what his excuse will be then. It will be a good read. And if he's the sort of person who may be chosen to go to heaven, I'd rather go straight to hell. :mokken:
 
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