Ask a stupid question.

[Soul Saver]

Answer the previous question, then ask your own.



Where do babies come from?

 

[Bambi]

The cabbage patch



Can you get pregnant the first time you have sex?

 

[Soul Saver]

Only if you don't want to.

How do I get AIDS?

 

[AddleBoy]

By having sex with a monkey.


Do you put toast in a toaster?

 

[Fusilli]

Only if you want to burn it you silly boy.


How do I get rid of AIDs?

 

[Soul Saver]

By getting diahorrea from eating raw sausages.

What would happen if I put my cat in the microwave?

 

[Fusilli]

It would clone.


How long is a piece of string?

 

[Bambi]

you would have a crispy critter!



Can ducks swim?

Ninja'ddddddd

 

[Soul Saver]

If you feed them breadcrumbs.


Who is Anonymous?

 

[Fusilli]

Not me! >_>



I direct you to my string question... above

 

[Lilly]

to short

do cats really have 9 lives?

 

[Bambi]

About 10 minutes



Why are flamingos pink?

holy shit. ninja'd AGAIN

*leaves to never return*

 

[Lilly]

becuz they eat shirmp

same q i asked before!

 

[Fusilli]

@Frisky: Because they are really mice on stilts covered in candy floss.
@Lilly: No.


Why does daddy wear mummy clothes at the weekend?

 

[Takk]

Because he's really a queen, but that doesn't make you a princess.

Why are we here?

 

[Fusilli]

Pfft, my previous username would say differently. ;D

And we're all here to talk to you ofcourse.


Is this a stupid question?

 

[Takk]

Not at all!

Is the sky blue for you, too?

 

[Fusilli]

Only during the day.


Why is that doggie trying to jump over that other doggie?

 

[AddleBoy]

Because they're playing leap-frog.

How do I access this web site without the use of a computer?

 

[Soul Saver]

Use your head.

Will my finger hurt if I touch a cactus?