Bizarre Crushes.

[Lirael]

What is the most bizarre crush you have ever had?

What did you like about them?

Have you had more than one?

Do you now feel embarrassed about any of them?

How about friends? Have you ever found their crushes unusual?

What is the most bizarre crush you have ever had?

The most bizarre crush I have had was probably on my Chemistry teacher in year 9. He was 23 (we found out his birthday), so he wasn't an old teacher, but still... liking one's teacher?

What did you like about them?

I liked his smile. Whenever I saw him, he wore a huge grin, which could have been interpreted as awkward, shy... That made him seem really friendly.

He was also one of THE worst jokers and that made him extremely adorable. It can't be easy standing in front of a class of 30 girls (some of whom are eyeing you up, since A LOT of girls fancied him) when you're young. His jokes seemed like a defence mechanism. I still remember his worst (and this was 8 years ago!). He drew a balloon, then admitted it wasn't very good, then noted that it could also be interpreted as a great big whale.

I must've liked him for yeaars. Even now, I still look back fondly.

Have you had more than one?

Well, I suppose the crushes on Richard Chamberlain (when I was 9 or 10), Donny Osmond (again, when I was 9 or 10) and Hugh Grant (when I was 14) were a little odd, since they're so ooold.

Oh, gosh. I have thought of something even more bizarre. The crush I had on the cartoon version of Peter from Peter Pan and the Pirates. I was about 5. Then there was the crush on Gus from the cartoon Ubos at the age of 11...

Do you now feel embarrassed about any of them?

I feel embarrassed about my crushes on cartoons.

How about friends? Have you ever found their crushes unusual?

One of my best friends had and still has the biggest crush on Michael Jackson...

 

[Sexy Beast]

What is the most bizarre crush you have ever had?

If bizarre falls under not right and confusing, then I have one for you.

To put simply, I had a "crush" on my sister's best friend. I never acted anything out from it, but you know, it still lingers with me from time to time. I just ignore it or something.

What did you like about them?

Oh, this is now living up to the title of "bizarre" as now I'm finding it hard to stick to the truth, but for the sake of me, I will do so. :licky:

What did I like about them huh? well, she was kind, and since it's my sister's best friend(we'll call her Krissy for the purpose at hand), I pretty much knew her for the majority of my teenager life. Of course, it wasn't until recently this crush developed. But of course, nothing was acted out. So, yeah. >.>

Have you had more than one?

Yes, I have. As a matter of fact, I have had a total of three crushes not including the one on Krissy. There was only one I actually acted out on, and wouldn't you know it happened to be my last GF. Funny how the universe works.

The other two crushes were teachers. And granted that's not right, I won't go into details of them. I'll just say that it was weird going to class.

Do you now feel embarrassed about any of them?

Not so much embarrassed, but just a bit weirded out at times. This was because one of the teachers I had a crush on was close to my own age..like only five years older than me. So, I could of even acted on it on some level, but I didn't want to to that because...you know, it would be awkward.

How about friends? Have you ever found their crushes unusual?

Just the one on Krissy. It was unusual cause..well, IT'S MY SISTERS FRIEND. Also, I kind of hinted that I was feeling unusual about it too. Yeahh, that might me it.

 

[Sepalcure]

Ooooh I'll have sooo much fun with this one.

What is the most bizarre crush you have ever had?

The most bizarre crush I ever had started in my 8th grade math class. It was remedial. Third year in a row for me so I was set on a track record when it came to being placed in such a class. Anywho my math teacher ... he was cute. And foreign. Bonus. I guess it didn't help that I was the only girl in that class either.

What did you like about them?

I think a better inquiry would've been: Sneaker, what didn't you like about him? Honestly at that point I was enamored. He had pretty blond hair and the most gorgeous blue eyes and his smile was to die for. And he was tall and he was funny. Did I mention that he was from Europe? Lithuania actually. He also had a penchant for not treating us like "retards" or "stupid kids", particularly me. He liked me a lot because I always tried my hardest in that class and really, really wanted to pass the end of the year examinations. I was tenacious. Kind of sucked that he was in his 30s which means that by now he would be in his late 30s. No thanks. Still, he was hot. No denying that.

Have you had more than one?

Of course. Lol. I had crushes on the following older actors when I was a wee one: Denzel Washington, Orlando Bloom (when I first saw him in the LOTR films. My girlfriends and I all squealed whenever his character or Viggo Mortensen's popped up in one of the scenes), Viggo Mortensen, Johnny Depp (seriously ... what girl DIDN'T have a crush on him at one point though? He's beautiful), Will Smith (again, beautiful man) and there's just so much more. Yes, I'm attracted to fine aged wine.

Do you now feel embarrassed about any of them?

No, because to be honest they were all fleeting. Like with my teacher for instance he probably doesn't even teach there anymore. I still remember his name though ... But I can look back on it fondly and laugh at how silly I had been around my friends whenever he happened to pass us in the hallways. As with the actors, eh, that's pretty much normal. It's not like I have shrines dedicated to all of them, that would just be weird. Lolz.

How about friends? Have you ever found their crushes unusual?

Again, no not really. I would usually take their rejection (the ones I did tell) with a grain of salt and then it would fade away after a while. It was never unusual for me.

 

[Squid]

The most bizarre 'crush' I ever had I guess, besides weirdo cartoon crushes was probably when I had a 'crush' on my school bully and tormentor. He made my life at school hell... but for some fucked up reason I liked him a lot...

I am not sure what i liked about him, it was a long time ago, maybe it was the whole 'treat em mean keep em keen' bullshite.

I Cannot remember if I have had more than one bizarre crush. My memory is failing me.

I do not feel embarrassed because it was such a long time ago it'd be dumb to get upset and embarrassed about it. Though I do think I am a bit retarded for ever liking that guy.

I can't remember any strange crushes my friends had on people

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

What is the most bizarre crush you have ever had?

Probably cartoon/CGI game characters. Mainly Tidus. XD Especially the Dissidia version.

I really can't think of anyone else in real life that I've had a crush on that would be classed as "bizarre".

What did you like about them?

This is getting weird.

Um, he looked hot I guess.

Have you had more than one?

Oh plenty.

Noctis etc etc.

It just sucks they can't make real men look like that.

Oh and I believe I had a crush on Atreyu from The Neverending story for a long long time and also Jeremy Sumpter who played Peter Pan in the latest real life Peter Pan movie.

This was a long time ago by the way! I no longer crush on these fictional characters.

Besides Tidus and other occasional Final Fantasy men I deem hot.

Do you now feel embarrassed about any of them?

Some of them I do. I feel comfortable telling people here about it, but I would never ever want anyone I know in real life to find out. XD

Though I remember my old best friend loved Vincent from Final Fantasy and Artemis Fowl. So she knew about my wierd fantasies.

How about friends? Have you ever found their crushes unusual?

Nah. I don't think anyone would have told me if they had a wierd crush just like I didn't want to tell anyone about mine. XD

 

[Tucker]

What is the most bizarre crush you have ever had?

On the German Exchange student

Twas a horrible time, as he was very good looking and his accent was gorgeous, and all the girls ran after him. He was also extremely dorky, I accidentally hit him by missing a high five with my friend. He threatened to draw a star on my head with the sharpie in his hand, then he laughed, and patted my head
I thought it was the most beautiful thing in the world

'Tis all.

 

[Tyler Breeze]

I had a crush on Rachael Ray from food network. This was back in 2002 before she got married.

I don't know why I liked her. I guess she was just really pretty to me. She was also pretty funny on the show.

I'm extremely embarrassed. I used to call her my girlfriend and all that. It doesn't help that my parents bring it back up every chance they get.

She also married a dude named Anthony in 06 I believe. So that was that.

 

[Steve-O]

this thread, you done it again judy now to waste 5 mins of my life talking rubbish

for my most 'bizzare' crush, i'll say that I have a few, a carer I had in college called amy, she was soooo cute she had a very sweet voice as well I had a crush on a teacher in school called katie, she use to do the gym class every week, the shorts didn't really help another carer that I had called marie.... she was american and her accent just finished me off, finall;y I had a crush on luna from harry potter i love unique girls, get me every time.

I was a bit embassed by the luna one and the one on my teacher, the two with the carers were a pain due to the things i need done but whatever

friends yes, I had a crush with my best friend for years, it still lingers sometimes, and it can get in the way of our friendship at times, also had a crush with my drawing partner at university............. that wasn't fun having to look at her when I drew

 

[The Witch]

What is the most bizarre crush you have ever had?
I used to have a crush on this neighborhood teenage boy (that my sister was sorta dating) when I was around 7.

What did you like about them?
Absolutely nothing It all started when he gave me this cheap ring. Of course he was just being nice to his girlfriend's kid sister, but i had a dim crush.

Have you had more than one?
I don't really get crushes very often. But I always felt that my crush on Tai from Digimon was the strangest thing ever I was 7 or 8 so it's understandable that it would be so wacky, but whatever, it's still funny thinking about it especially when i look back and see that he is fugly I also used to have this strange crush on one of my xbox buddies when I was like fifteen. it never went anywhere and of course the crush turned out to be just a really good friendship sorta thing but it was still a small crush for a while.

Do you now feel embarrassed about any of them?
Yes.

How about friends? Have you ever found their crushes unusual?
Eh, not really.

 

[The Master]

Who DIDN'T I have a crush on would be the better question to ask

Well. I DID have a crush on King Triton from The Little Mermaid when I was younger. I just loved those abs of his!