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Many a joke has been told during the Christmas period. Some may be good, but to be honest most are bad. Anyone familiar with Christmas crackers shall know of jokes so cringe-inducing that they can almost become entertaining.

Here is your chance to create your very own Final Fantasy themed Christmas joke!


Please consider:
1. You can freely choose the structure and style of your joke.
2. They must be Final Fantasy themed.
3. They do not need to be Christmas themed – but it would be nice to have some Christmas themed jokes too.

See the entries of previous years here and here for examples.

You can post your jokes in this thread and you can post as many jokes as you want. The more the merrier!


Each participant will gain 1 CT for entering the contest. Additional jokes will not grant the same participant any further CT (though if someone regularly contributes jokes then more CT might be handed out). Telling more jokes may increase the chances of a good joke being told and winning the competition.

If we receive a lot of entries then the jokes which receive the most Forum ‘likes’ and appear to be the most popular may be selected for a final round of voting to determine the ultimate cracker of a joke.

All participants will be rewarded with forum currency for entry, but the winner/s will gain extra rewards.

You can start telling your jokes now!


Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 
Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Wakka
Wakka who?
Wakka ya glad this isn't Tidus AH-HA-HA-HA
 
"Doctor, doctor! I think I’ve been attacked by a cactuar!"

"What a prick."




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This one is genuinely rubbish but I needed a dummy run for my first joke of the season!
 
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Why did Yevon also ban trigonometry?

cos it's full of Sin
 
Why can’t permed kittens easily be sold as pets?

They are deemed too coeurly.
 
While driving back to Insomnia for a yuletide ball, Noctis and his crew stopped for petrol when a bandit brandishing a shotgun appeared.

Bandit: Surrender all your Gil now or you're geography!

Prompto: Don't you mean 'history'?

Bandit: Don't change the subject!
 
What did the Squall say to the Cloud?
At least we're not named after a butt.
 
Why couldn’t Blank participate in the Tantalus Theatre Troupe’s nativity play?

He was stoned.


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Why did Steiner go back to the training academy?

Because he was Rusty

Ha ha. How strange. I'd prepared a similar joke to that but you beat me to it!


Why can’t Steiner participate in Alexandrian pantomimes?

Because he’s Rusty.


Your one makes more sense for Steiner's character. :argor:
 
Why does Prompto keep taking blurry photos of himself while in the shower?

He has selfie steam issues.
 
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