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Many a joke has been told during the Christmas period. Some may be good, but to be honest most are bad. Anyone familiar with Christmas crackers shall know of jokes so cringe-inducing that they can almost become entertaining.

Here is your chance to create your very own Final Fantasy themed Christmas joke!


Please consider:
1. You can freely choose the structure and style of your joke.
2. They must be Final Fantasy themed.
3. They do not need to be Christmas themed – but it would be nice to have some Christmas themed jokes too.

See the entries of previous years here and here and here for examples.

You can post your jokes in this thread and you can post as many jokes as you want. The more the merrier!


Each participant will gain EXP for entering the contest. Additional jokes will grant additional EXP if someone contributes jokes regularly. Telling more jokes may increase the chances of a good joke being told and winning the competition.

If we receive a lot of entries then the jokes which receive the most Forum ‘likes’ and appear to be the most popular may be selected for a final round of voting to determine the ultimate cracker of a joke.

This event will be closed a week before Six causes the next Umbral Calamity. That means that voting will begin on the 21st so that the winner can be determined on 28th. If we need to extend the 'joking period' then we will reduce the voting time, not extend it.

You can start telling your jokes now!


Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 
What happened when Cid found Rikku getting zapped by lightning in the Thunder Plains because she wanted to conquer her fear of thunder?

He grounded her. Though she was shocked, she put up no resistance and is currently conducting herself properly.
 
Posting on behalf of Cloudysky

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Masterful joke is solely his. I would love to take credit for this instead but I'm a dumb dumb and such an obvious joke didn't cross my mind. :gonk:
 
What did Cloud find in his stockings on Christmas day?
Tifa.


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FINAL DAY FOR JOKES! PLEASE SUBMIT IF YOU HAVE THEM!
 
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