Cool story, bro

[Gaige]

Cool fucking story.

 

[CassinoChips]

Seriously. Get over it.

 

[L]

my balls itch

i need a job

 

[L]

i ate a pizza today and felt fat afterwards

im depressed

 

[SaShman]

Seriously. Get over it.

Did I miss something?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Cool fucking story.

why are you posting pictures of charlequin crying?

 

[Toshiya]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

why are you crying, my dear?

 

[Toshiya]

Well Jim, it all started when...

/wrists

 

[Marquis of Granby]

im off to uni now. stop crying

HARDEN THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

 

[L]

off to work for me

 

[Toshiya]

im off to uni now. stop crying

HARDEN THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

OK

 

[L]

i quit my job

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

It's more likely that your job quit you.

 

[L]

no, boss wanted me to organize more clothes

i was like fuck this. minimum wage isn't good enough for how boring it is

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

I'm actually kind of offended. I'd clean shit to have a job right now and you quit because your employer expected things of you? Surprising as it is, I'm ACTUALLY offended.

 

[L]

no, i just don't like organizing shit all day

 

[L]

but dont be too offended, i only get 60 bucks every two weeks from the job, thats barely dog piss

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Oh, well then I apoligize. $60 bucks a week is... I don't even think that's legal.

 

[L]

*every two weeks