Don't you just hate

Channizard

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When you're dipping Ritz crackers into the peanut butter container... and you get it all over your hand? -__-
 
...:wacky: Twit. I once had my Ritz break in the peanut butter and rather than get the spoon a few centimetres away, in reached my hand in, and gouged out a huge lump of peanut butter. My fingers and half my palm were submerged in the stuff. :rage:

And the coup de grace? I missed the fucking Ritz. :ffs:
 
Ritz don't need peanut butter, they're good enough on their own.
 
I hate it when you get peanut butter on your hand, then wash it off thinking everything's fine, and then ten minutes later you find a smelly glob of it still stuck in one of your fingernails :gonk: And then you have to wonder "Oh crap, how many things have I touched with that finger in the meantime :ffs:"
 
I hate it when you get peanut butter on your hand, then wash it off thinking everything's fine, and then ten minutes later you find a smelly glob of it still stuck in one of your fingernails :gonk: And then you have to wonder "Oh crap, how many things have I touched with that finger in the meantime :ffs:"

I know what you touched. :tehe:
 
Ritz and PB is my comfort/go-to food. I could eat a hundred. :gasp:

....also jesus Dyer, good one. :wacky:


......also also rofl Kate, I know what you mean. xDD
 
I think there's a musical of YF now, actually :hmmm: I wanted to see it, but it was too expensive :sad3:
 
I found out the hard way when I touched my hair then went out with friends.

Cassie: There's... something in your hair.

Me: Huh?

Brian: Uh huh. There. No, not there. There!

Me: WHERE? :rage:

Catherine: Above your ear.

Me: *Finds and sniffs.* Ew... It's peanut butter.

Cassie, Brian and Catherine: :gonk:
 
No surprises there. :hmph:

You could have passed it off as an exaggerated reaction to a joke, you nincompoop. :hmph:
 
I now no longer have an appetite for Ritz crackers and peanut butter.
 
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