Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

Ayumi Hamasaki

Ayumi Hamasaki

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Here's how it works, I ask a question, and you give an obviously wrong but funny answer to it. I assure you that it's much funnier the more you do it. I'll start.

Don't forget to post another question after your answer, so that things will keep on going. Can't believe that I forgot to say that.

Who is the main character of FF7?
 
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Hmm. wasnt that Professor Hojo?

(hopefully I didnt kill the funnyness...)
 
No, that was funny.

Anyway, I forget to say that you have to post another question when you answer the one before, so that it keeps going. Sorry everybody. I'll go ahead and put another question.

Who is Zidane?
 
Zidane is a retired French footballer/soccer player. He retired from football after the 2006 FIFA world cup. In no way was he a monkey-tailed thief from a different planet! That would be stupid.

Who does Zack get into a relationship with in Crisis Core FFVII?
 
Zack gets into a relationship with Kunsel, obviously. After the mass desertion at SOLDIER, the two started keeping eachother company. The more time they spent together, the more they realized their true feelings. They eloped, and left poor Sephy alone causing him to go mad. <3

How did Tidus feel about his Father?
 
Jecht had an affiar, thus making Tidus hate him. After he had an affiar with a local blitzball fan Jecht tried to become friends with Tidus again via The Jeremy Kyle show!


Whose baby is Lulu having??
 
Tidus's. She thought after he disappeared it would to, but it didn't work out that way at all. Now she's going to be the mother of a dream's child.

What does Tifa use as a weapon?
 
Tifa uses her boobs as a weapon, titslapping her enemies to death (I had to say it D: )

Who killed Aerith?
 
Tifa with her most powerful limit break "Mega Titslap". (I couldn't help it either.)

Who is Cloud?
 
A random encounter monster you fight on the Sky Fortress on FF1

Where can you find South Gate Bundt Cake?
 
You find it in Alexandria Castle, in the kitchen.

Where is Tidus from?
 
He is from The land of make believe. We visit him when we sleep and after school we meet to play and sing with happy faces.

What category of magic is Cure?
 
Cure belongs to the not-so-frequently used Arcane Magic category. Auron has developed an allergy to said magic.

What is the name of the rebel group led by Barret in FFVII?
 
The A Team.

According to Balamb Garden rules and regulations, a student cannot leave his/her dormitory after hours UNLESS..............what?
 
in the life stream a huge ball of green goo comes and gets poured on you. this goo causes one to get rediculously high and think they see things and hear things. It is quite simalar to acid, and is the new craze for strange teens looking for unique fun

What is a chocobo?
 
A chocobo is a large dragon with large wings that you fight as the next to last boss of FFIX.

Vivi is a what?
 
Aerith is a pretty male gay crossdresser in disguise. Always mistaken for a girl provided him with a large dvantage for the future.

What is a moogle?
 
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