FREE BOOZE!

Hera Ledro

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Perfect title, rly.

When I become nineteen, I shall never touch the booze that is given to me. So you can all have it!

*throws the booze everywhere*

THERE YA GO! Happy Drinking :neomon:
 
Hahaha you fucking lie!

But whatever, I'll make sure it goes to a nice, good, warm home where it'll be exceedingly well looked after.
 
I don't lie; I'm a virgin, and completely abstinent in all substances :neomon:

...I needz a leif :gasp:
 
I think your avatar is corrupting your mind. Virgin?, booze free? whats next, you'll be telling us your a Vegetarian next!?
 
... So... you don't want to get hammered for your birthday, then?

*Returns kegs of Tuborg beer*
 
Hell no, no hammering allowed.

...Though I might go on a power trip on my birthday, just for lulz :wacky: BANHAMMER FTW!
 
Have you seen any of my drunken texts? hard to resolve some of those I tell thee. Not good for hangover :wacky:
 
Don't thrown alcohol aside so rashly. I doubt you've even tried getting drunk, rendering your protests a bit silly really. :monster:

Oh, uh, alcoholz iz epic leik. ya.
 
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