Hey Derek, click here for noodz!

[Ilyena]

...j/k.

But Happy Birthday anyway!

You're 21 now so you can legally go out and buy alcohol instead of paying that guy on the corner to buy it for you.

 

[Mitsuki]

Happy Birthday, Derek!

 

[Eight]

NO NOODZ!?!? I mean wut?

Happy Birthday dude, wish ya lots of cake and presents ;D

 

[Donald Trump]

Wow. Cinco de Mayo and his birthday in the same month.

¡feliz cumpleaños!

 

[Linnaete]

*locks the noodz in a safe*

Happy birthday!

 

[Rey]

Haha Tia... you nut xD. Happy Birthday Derek!

 

[Bambi]

finally legal eh :dave:

have a good 'unnnnn

 

[L]

...j/k.

Y U NO POST NOODZ

Wow. Cinco de Mayo and his birthday in the same month.

¡feliz cumpleaños!

chingate

estes calles son las mias cabron

finally legal eh :dave:

have a good 'unnnnn

i have not been jailbait for 3 years

 

[Bambi]

i meant for booze you mong

 

[L]

well yes, i can visit my local abc store now

but ive always been able to get beer from across the street

 

[Naoto Shirogane]

Boyeux Anniversaire à vous mon cher ami

Enjoy your twenty-one'edness

 

[Squid]

*crawls out from under the table*

happy birthday and stuff

 

[SaShman]

Happy birthday Derek

 

[Big Casino]

welcome to adulthood

enjoy

 

[Noize]

I clicked the link thinking there was noodz.

Spoiler

Just Kidding

Happy Birthday man!

bein' legal for everything is awesome init?

 

[L]

last night was pretty good

i think it permanently damaged my typing dexterity though

the only thing i remember from last night is all that food i shouldnt have eaten, having one too many drinks and telling someone i wanted to bang their mom before we kicked them out of our random group in wow

i do not have a hangover and we still have not used the booze that we were supposed to for my birthday, so i think today will be round 2

maybe we can get me a stripper who will kind of be a hooker since she will go down on the birthday guy or have sex with him

 

[Big Casino]

why the fuck were you playing that shit on your 21st birthday?

 

[L]

because it was extremely trippy flying from an auction house into an auction house

also i did not play it for long, it was like 15 minutes before i was like fuck this because i was too drunk to do anything but tunnel vision bosses. it was after I came in though, I mean i did say i went out

 

[Big Casino]

if you went oot then thats cool

Ive seen myself coming home at 4 am like. Am gonnae play Cod
Then goin about 0-20 before falling asleep with with the tv still blaring and my Takeout lying on the bed.