I just realized...

[Anglekos]

...and that I haven't made one of these yet. Hmm. THIS MUST BE REMEDIED.
Oh, wait. Too late.
In any case.
Hi there!
I like taking long walks on the beach, drinking, pointing at Jewish kids and laughing, and--
Oh wait, this isn't the personal's section...
Alright, THERE we go.
Hi.
I'm new.
TOGTFO of my thread.

 

[Big Casino]

Hello my Jewish friend.

Welcome

to fff and what nt etc etc etc.................


:seabass:

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Intro made me lol
Anyways, welcome to the forums, hope you enjoy your stay and post lots

 

[Bambi]

welcome to the forums

I liek drinking too, good times

 

[Anglekos]

welcome to the forums

I liek drinking too, good times

We have (female!) cleavage in my intro thread now.
All is right in the world.
Now if I were so geeky and nerdy that that statement was actually true, you'd probably have to THISISSPARTA kick me out of this forum. Anyone have a bottomless well handy? Or perhaps some mudkipz?
In any case, o hai thar o rulerz of dah forumz. I herd sumting...

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Hi there and welcome to the forums.

Have fun and stick around. =)

 

[Repliica]

LOL, you seem like a funny guy, welcome to the forums and have fun!

 

[Laro]

Welcome, stay around, post lots... You know the rest.

 

[Bambi]

We have (female!) cleavage in my intro thread now.

And a cracking cleavage it is too

 

[Anglekos]

And a cracking cleavage it is too

I'll say.
I just realized...
2/3's of the people who have posted welcomes in my thread are (assumptionally) female. Damn my manly persuasional powers of sexiness!
I'd flex, but I don't want to kill you all through sheer manliness. All that testosterone would overflow your systems and make you short circuit, y'know?
In any case, thanks for all the welcome. In about 19 more posts, I'll be a Junior member no longer and the welcomes will be pointless, dammit. But I appreciate them anyways. Now go off and ignore me, you.

 

[Dionysos]

Welcome to the forums.


Stick around and hope you stay and enjoy playing with yourself.

Hope to see you around.

 

[Anglekos]

Welcome to the forums.


Stick around and hope you stay and enjoy playing with yourself.

Hope to see you around.

Curses! More male flesh in my intro thread! Need more cleavage! Cleavage for president!
God, I just said that, didn't I.
*goes to hide off in dark shadowy corner of Lonelyland with his porno magazines, Shonen Jump Monthly and lots of tissue paper*