It's hard

[Gaige]

To be me. But I'm the only man for the job.

 

[Martel]

!
*hides in a locker*

 

[Gaige]

Ohai, Dweia.

 

[moonflow]

I like em hard
Big is a bonus too :3

 

[Gaige]

Hard isn't always good. Nor big.

 

[Martel]

Small is cute ♥
...oh, wait...

 

[moonflow]

I can imagine it being problomatic if it was hard always

 

[Gaige]

Bit slow on the uptake, Dweia?

My religion teacher is like that. Always hard.

 

[Toshiya]

So how do you like it, Diar?

 

[Gaige]

I try not to look.

 

[Martel]

I'm allowed to be slow on the uptake, I'm...not blonde. Oh, damnit...

A teacher always hard is fairly worrying...

 

[Gaige]

He is known throughout the realm of Ireland as Stiffy Mccabe.

 

[Martel]

That sounds like the name of a corpse. XD

"Here lie the ashes of Stiffy Mccabe. We couldn't fit him in the coffin."

 

[Gaige]

Burnt to a cinder from head to wang...

 

[Martel]

Leaving just a pair of legs in smart trousers and shoes, with mysterious burn marks and white stains on the top of the former?

I can just imagination the rationale of the undertakers: "We've got have something to put in the coffin, and that was the biggest bit of him we didn't cleanse in holy fire"

 

[Gaige]

Holy fire is necessary. "Burn the rigid sin. Burn the rigid sin." /foetal position.

 

[Martel]

For some reason, I just got a strange image of the Zealots from Resident Evil 4 chanting around his coffin...Moris Es Vivir, Moris Es Vivir...

 

[Gaige]

Such is the cleansing of the eternal erection...

 

[Martel]

The villagers are up in more than just arms, it would seem...

 

[Gaige]

MCCABE! TO ARMS! AND READY YOUR SHOTGUN! THERE'S WAR A-COMIN!