Lady Zogorp?!

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Yeah, it's true, Lady Gaga is an alien.

How do I know this? Well how can you not know? I mean she dresses in weird fashions and has put out weird beats in her songs.

She is from Planet Zogorp's 3rd moon and only left because her own alien people cast her out for being too Gaga.... Anyways, there is way too much evidence to explain as to why she's an ALIEN and I dont know why people havent figured it out sooner. So here it is the official statement.

If you would like to argue with me otherwise go ahead, but know this: In 2012, she and her people will come and we will all be enslaved in the Gaga empire!!!
 
Well duh. Shes a complete and utter freak. Oh yeah and she has a dick lol.

But Matt Bellamy will save us with his sexyness ^_______________________^
 
What's the big fuss about her anyway? I don't find her or her music particularly appealing.
 
I like her music :mokken: It's catchy 8F

I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, papa-paparazzi ♫♪
 
Her music may be catchy but she is NUTS!

1. her name makes no sense at all

2. have you seen what she wears IN PUBLIC?!

3. her songs have the weirdest sounds I've ever heard

4. I know some kids who are completely brainwashed by her music. They are gaga freaks.

5. Her disco stick....nuff said...

Her being an alien is the only way for her to make sense!
 
She's a little bizarre I'll give you that, but hardly an alien. Keep in mind, it's like the pot calling the kettle black. You go around freaking out how weird she is and calling her alien, well...:wacky:
 
I LOATHE GaGa music tbqh, it's utter shit imo :gonk: especially considering it's so damn overplayed :jtc:
 
I am the wierdest person in the state of Maryland and If Im calling her an Alien...she's an alien. She can sing...Her differentness scares me! *hiss! boo!*

All of you who defend her now....will be her #1 Gaga slaves
 
Ms Germanotta may be a few cards missing from her poker (face) game, but I rather enjoy listening to her music- the insanity put aside. Just Dance and Poker Face have been amongst two of my favourite singles this year. While she may be rather koo-koo, I don't mind her existence.

In fact I'm glad she exists. I often enjoy coming across pictures of her, and then cruelly laughing at her fashion sense of the day and how she is oblivious to how ridiculous she is/looks.
 
I hear she's a bisexual who only has attraction in women as far as copying their fashion style, or just certain pieces of clothing. :hmmm:

That aside, when it comes to her songs, I just find them repetitive and annoying, though that can be down to overplayedness (same being said for Michael Jackson, really)
 
Ohgad ya, i'm lucky enough to have not seen it, but when I was told, he mental imagery :'(

Tbh, since she started out I thought she was a wacko, with chavvy elements to her :jtc:
 
Im not really saying we should kick out Ms wacko...Im just warning everyone to be aware of her crazy ass existence...Her bad romance song is killing me...agh! And please dont make me think about her manly parts!!!!!(I guess the people from her planet are a-sexual)
 
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