Misheard lyrics

[Dionysos]

In this thread just post any misheard lyrics that may be humourous. Not full songs, pelase guys, just the snippets you may have misheard, and the actual lyrics also. Highlight if neccessary for indivisual words you may have misheard first time round etc...

My go...

The Cruxshadows - Cruelty

Actual lyrics =

Your cruelty and consequence cannot eliminate this relevance
Your selfishness, your hatefulness cannot take away my
immanence

Misheard lyrics =

Your cruelty and consequence cannot eliminate this relevance
Your selfishness, your hatefulness cannot take away my
M&M's!

 

[Helix]

One-Winged Angel - Sephiroth FF Theme

Actual lyrics =

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Misheard lyrics =

There's frogs in Paris
Need a ham, ham and tea
There's frogs in Paris
Need a ham, ham and tea
Sephiroth
Sephiroth


(Of course, this derived from the YouTube video "One-Winged Angel Lyrics Parody," so don't give credit where credit isn't due. =/)

 

[Bambi]

REM - the Sidewinder sleeps tonight

Actual lyrics

Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.
Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.
Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.

I never did know what it said til I googled it, I think I just randomly made something up everytime until I knew, I just cant think of what they were, if I rememeber I'l edit them in..... Il just listen to the song later .....

 

[charliepanayi]

REM - the Sidewinder sleeps tonight
.

This is the one I instantly thought of, I always kept thinking it was something like "Calling Jamaica" XD

Also Tangled Up in Blue by Bob Dylan begins with the line "We broke up on a dark, sad night", which I always thought was "We broke up on the docks that night".

 

[Stella]

Piece of Me by Britney Spears

Actual Lyrics-

They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine

Misheard Lyrics-

They're still gonna put pictures of my bare rear in the magazine

It means sort of the same thing, but meh.

Also..

When I Grow Up by the PussyCat Dolls

Actual Lyrics-

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies

Misheard Lyrics-

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies

 

[Davey Gaga]

I still don't know what the real lyrics are but for YEARS, I was convinced that part of Liberi Fatali said "Telly ... tubbies" in it. It's the bit right before Seifer begins to run in the opening FMV.

hahah I do it all the time with songs and sing out the most ridiculous of lyrics.

 

[SaShman]

Well it was actually my friend who misheard these lyrics but anyway;

Metallica - Master of Puppets

Actual lyrics:
"Obey your Master"



What he thought he heard:
"I'm made of mustard"

 

[vermillion]

Haha, misheard lyrics, those are so fun, lmao.

When my friends & I first heard Dir en grey's song CHILD PREY when it came out, I always thought that in one part the singer said

Can't speak, can you help me?

When really? Haha, he was saying:

Kiss me, kill me, love me.

DAMN YOU ENGRISH! But I love it so, lol.

That was at least three years ago and I still haven't lived it down yet. D:

 

[Aselia]

My friend once thought that in the 30 Seconds to Mars song The kill he was saying:

Marry Me Marry Me!

but he was actually saying:

Bury Me Bury Me!


also in the song 4 minutes by Madonna, when Timbaland does the disc scratching sound my mom SWEARS he goes Freaky Cricket