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I have decided that Pitioss Ruins is the true main villain of FFXV…
Whatever possessed them when they were creating this?! I mean, it is the most cleverly designed dungeon I’ve seen in a long, long time and I’m glad it is in the game... But it is absolutely ruthless.
I had been warned that it would take a few hours to complete this dungeon, so I made sure that I had a few hours to spare last night… It took me 5 (until half 2 in the morning on a week night) to get to near the end. Near the end. I reached a stage where I could finally unblock a shortcut and could leave the dungeon to save the game and go to bed… Tonight I finished it off...
I can’t articulate how frustrating this dungeon was to me last night as I struggled on, refusing to quit the game and lose my progress because I had collected so many useful items and beaten so many puzzles already (and I didn't want to do it again and sacrifice my sanity entirely to this temple of madness)...
The non-Euclidean architecture, the side-scrolling section, the mechanical Demon Wall (with more spikes of death than a Mad Max universe motor vehicle), all worked in unison to ensure that Pitioss was an expertly crafted torture chamber.
A torture chamber for whom, though?
It is hard to believe that someone from the Solheim civilisation actually built this place for any practical purpose, which is why I’m wondering if Ardyn had tweaked the place at some point in his 2,000 year existence. Square-Enix seriously trolled us big time with this dungeon, and Ardyn is the biggest troll in the game. The respawn animation has the red glow of Ardyn so I do wonder about that…
This dungeon could only be more trollish if Kenny Crow was chasing you through the whole dungeon, slapping you on the back and forcing you to down the soda. Caw, kids!
So what do you think about Pitioss Ruins? Have you beaten it yet? How long did it take you? What do you think the ruins mean?
Discuss!