REP ME MITSUKI YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

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Not with that kind of posts I won't. Has to be good quality posts or maybe if you make me laugh. xD
 
Mitsuki said:
Not with that kind of posts I won't. Has to be good quality posts or maybe if you make me laugh. xD
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So a blonde goes into a Wal-Mart and sees a TV that she wants to buy, when she asks the guy at the store he says "No, we don't serve blondes here.

She comes back the next day wearing a redheaded wig and asks the same thing and again he repeats, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here"

She comes back the next day dressed as an asian and when the same thing repeats she says "How do you know i'm a blonde and why won't you serve me?" And the guy said, "Well, it's because that's not a TV, that's a microwave."
 
This was made for you ;)
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For this joke to work you must know who Harold Shipman is, and also about Indian food.

Harold Shipman was about to be executed, so as always he gets his choice of final meal. So he orders a lamb vindaloo with onion Bhajis.

After he finishes his meal the prison guard asks, "How was your meal?"
"Not bad" Shipman answers, then adds, "But I could murder a nan"

+rep plox.
 
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Oh lawl XD Mits gets a thread <333

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Unless there was one I missed and should totally have raped. ¬_¬
 
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