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Meet Sir Ian of the Gorge.
Sir Ian of the Gorge is an Iron Giant who was knighted and tasked with defending the Gorge.
Sir Ian was delighted with this opportunity to prove his valour. However, for thirteen long years nobody ever attacked the Gorge. Not even a lost rambler cared to go near the Gorge. Apparently Final Fantasy Forums has been blocking the way.
Bored and disheartened, though still endeavouring to show off his mettle, Sir Ian of the Gorge has abandoned the Gorge! Armed with his enchanted, semi-sentient sword (named Squire Samuels), The Iron Giant is marching straight towards FFF to bravely commence battle with us!
Let's slay him!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Sir Ian of the Gorge encounters a flying can of weaksauce and is forced to drink its contents, feeling very weak’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Sir Ian is made of iron and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Sir Ian has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Sir Ian has a starting HP of 50. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Sir Ian's HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Sir Ian's injuries and calculate his current HP.
Sir Ian will also be healed during a Turn. 2 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Sir Ian will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Sir Ian. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Sir Ian!’ or 'Thanos snaps his fingers', while they will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to restore him.
Prizes:
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP (and CT and GP)
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP (and CT)
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP (and CT)
25 Gil and 1 BWP will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Sir Ian:
Total HP = DEAD!
Sir Ian of the Gorge is an Iron Giant who was knighted and tasked with defending the Gorge.
Sir Ian was delighted with this opportunity to prove his valour. However, for thirteen long years nobody ever attacked the Gorge. Not even a lost rambler cared to go near the Gorge. Apparently Final Fantasy Forums has been blocking the way.
Bored and disheartened, though still endeavouring to show off his mettle, Sir Ian of the Gorge has abandoned the Gorge! Armed with his enchanted, semi-sentient sword (named Squire Samuels), The Iron Giant is marching straight towards FFF to bravely commence battle with us!
Let's slay him!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Sir Ian of the Gorge encounters a flying can of weaksauce and is forced to drink its contents, feeling very weak’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Sir Ian is made of iron and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Sir Ian has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Sir Ian has a starting HP of 50. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Sir Ian's HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Sir Ian's injuries and calculate his current HP.
Sir Ian will also be healed during a Turn. 2 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Sir Ian will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Sir Ian. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Sir Ian!’ or 'Thanos snaps his fingers', while they will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to restore him.
Prizes:
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP (and CT and GP)
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP (and CT)
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP (and CT)
25 Gil and 1 BWP will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Sir Ian:
Total HP = DEAD!
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