Strange Christmas Songs

[Rydia]

They not necessarily bad, but they wouldn't be in your favorites because they're a little strange.

Santa Baby: A woman trying to seduce Santa Claus? That just gives me an awful image.

I wanna Hippopatomus for Christmas: It's just a strange song in general. And Hippos are pretty mean D:

I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: Just disturbing. I dont' particularly like this song.

 

[Madaraki]

Santa Baby: A woman trying to seduce Santa Claus? That just gives me an awful image.

Song performed by Mrs. Robinson of course.

I wanna Hippopatomus for Christmas: It's just a strange song in general. And Hippos are pretty mean D:

Actually Hippos are kinda cute, but as Cracked.com states; they're one of the six adorable animals totally capable of killing you.

I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: Just disturbing. I dont' particularly like this song.

Actually it's rather hilarious.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

You see...

Spoiler

the kid's dad is dressed up as Santa, and their son saw them kissing while he still had the outfit on.

Now then; if by "strange" you also mean "oddly out of sorts", then let us turn to Al Yankovic.

Random fact: Those few seconds of intro sound eerily similar to the opening of "Mama I'm Comin' Home".

To anyone who may feel obliged to rage at me hereafter: "ground zero" is the term for the site of a nuclear strike.

 

[Valvalis]

I've always thought this one was kind of silly/weird-- Beach Boys "Little Saint Nick":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSynDh_K0EE

It's a fun song, but... "Christmas comes this time each year" ? Um...we kind of know this already, don't we? XD

 

[Madaraki]

I've always thought this one was kind of silly/weird-- Beach Boys "Little Saint Nick":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSynDh_K0EE

It's a fun song, but... "Christmas comes this time each year" ? Um...we kind of know this already, don't we? XD

Well we could get into snippety arguments over the whole "Leap Year" concept and how theoretically it throws Chri-

You know what? Never mind.

Here's the Muppets version.

EDIT: Y'know now that I think about it; that entire album is pretty bizarre. I mean, John Denver and the Muppets? Doing Christmas songs?

 

[Coco]

I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: Just disturbing. I dont' particularly like this song.

I heard this when I was a kid, and I just couldn't understand why any mom would kiss Santa Claus. As a child, I was thinking 'But that's wrong because she has a husband, and Santa Claus is married to Mrs. Claus'. I didn't ask anyone about it though. I only understood why when I got older.

It's pretty weird that it was included in the Christmas Songs For Kids album that my family used to play during Christmas. Actually, it's weird that it's even a Christmas song at all. I'm sure it hints at the fact that Santa is actually

Spoiler

the dad

(hence the kissing) but no kid was bound to get that from the song.

EDIT: Spoiler tag. Because there could be 8 year olds browsing. You never know.