Sum Up Your Sex Life With A Star Wars Quote

Grab your light saber, young padawan.:lol:
 
The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It's defenses are designed around a direct, large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense.

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It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

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Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!

I can probably find a million tight ones.
 
"I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe." - Jango Fett

"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!" - Obi Wan
 
Goddammit!! Another one of these ''I wanna pry into your sex life'' topics, why the hell must these come into being everyday!? Every time I make an account on some forum, the community is either dumb, jerky, or hella-quiet, please don't add perverted to my list of ''My personal failed forums'' I really like this place a lot, best forum I've ever been a part of, please don't make me have to continue my search for a decent forum...

EDIT: Oh, if this topic is just a joke, then forget everything I just said, I don't have time to read it all just yet.
 
Guvna, please don't post something so stupid without reading the thread. Complaints hurt my eyes....

another quote:

"I AM YOUR FATHER!"
 
"What is thy bidding my master?" - Dath Vader

"Size matters not" - yoda
suprised it hasnt been used already...lol...
 
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The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.


sry if this is taken but its all i member since i havnt seen star wars in like 2 yrs.
 
Two there should be, no more no less. one to embody the power, the other to crave it...
 
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