Things AC characters would never say

[Dragon Mage]

Red: You ^%$& cat! What do I look like a #@$% mog doll to you?! Get *%*& off you *(&^%!

Cid: My virgin ears.

Cloud: I'm hyper!

 

[Serah]

*JUST DIES LAUGHING* That is PERFECT!!

Tifa: No! I don't wanna hit you!

Aerith: omg I am SO !@#$%* depressed...

Cid: Oh good samaritan, help me fly my plane, please!

 

[Rydia]

Vincent: I am too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...

Cloud: Damn, Barret sure was sexy today

 

[BustaMo]

Kadaj: "Hey! Who wants to play kick-the-can with this box of green gue?!?"

 

[Mitsuki]

Cloud: "...Mother...Mother...NOOOOOO!!!"

Vincent: "Sephiroth...I am...your father..."

Yuffie: "I just stole 75,000 gil from you! You can have it back though. "

Tifa: "Cloud! I love you, I love you, I love you!"

(I'll think of some more later.)

 

[Rydia]

::Tifa's walks into a dark room in her house::
Ghost Aerith: BOOOO!
Tifa: AHHHHH!

Yuffie: Hey Cloud, why do you have that big sword?
Cloud: I'm compensating for something else.
Tifa: You know Cloud, I don't think things will work out between us! ::runs off::
Aeris: Uh, I've gotta get back to the lifestream, I'll see you some other time. ::fades away::
Yuffie: I'll sell you some growth materia for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 gil.

 

[Lady of Shadows]

Vincent: Cloud...I'm in love with Tifa. I also realize how much I hate Lucrecia.
Cloud: *Laughs* Aahhaaha
Vincent: *Takes his cloak and headwrap off and sits in a very non-stiff position* Ahhhh I need me sum BEER!!!
Cid: *Hands Vin his last beer* I've decided never to smoke or drink again...it's really bad for your health, you know *cries* BLACKENED LUNGSSS!!! *shrieks and runs out of the room*
Vincent: ...man I need to get laid.
Cloud: *wiggles eyebrows*

Sorry, spur of the moment thing...xD

 

[Dark Fantasy X]

Aerith: Well go F@$@! yourself cloud nobody gives a @#$ about your problems, i'm dead if you hadn't noticed

 

[Kain]

Cloud: Sephiroth, i'm so glad you're here.
Sephiroth? Oh aye?
Cloud: There's something i need to tell you. I...i'm in love with you...
Sephiroth: Um...MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMY! *runs away scared*
Cloud: Why doesn't he love me? *cries*

 

[Daenerys]

Self-explanotary

 

[Rydia]

Self-explanotary

That's awesome!

 

[Serah]

lol actually...sad thing is, is that I could see the girls doing that to him <_< LOL!!

 

[Aztec Triogal]

Cloud: "Let's play a game called 'just the tip", just for a second, just to see how it feels"
RedXIII:

 

[Howl]

Cloud: "Let's play a game called 'just the tip", just for a second, just to see how it feels"
RedXIII:

Gross.

Sephiroth: I'm getting a hair cut.

 

[RioDragon]

*VGCats rip-off*

*Kadaj walks up to Cloud's front door*

Cloud: *opens door* Eh...?

Kadaj: Hello brother. I am with 'Jenova's Witness'. Do you believe in the Lifestream and our lord and saviour, Sephiroth?

 

[Dragon Mage]

LOL, that was a really funny comic!

 

[Aselia]

Sephiroth: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!!!!!!

Cloud and Vincent: OMG! Today is lyke the best day ever!!!!

 

[RioDragon]

Sephiroth: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!!!!!!

Cloud and Vincent: OMG! Today is lyke the best day ever!!!!

You didn't type the valleygirl thing right, but it was still funny. xDDD

 

[Rydia]

Cloud: "Let's play a game called 'just the tip", just for a second, just to see how it feels"
RedXIII:

That just made me feel very sick.

::runs to the bathroom::

 

[Howl]

*VGCats rip-off*

*Kadaj walks up to Cloud's front door*

Cloud: *opens door* Eh...?

Kadaj: Hello brother. I am with 'Jenova's Witness'. Do you believe in the Lifestream and our lord and saviour, Sephiroth?

Hahaha that was the best one.
I always think of Jehova when I play FFVII. LOL.