Top Ten Most Hated Gaming Characters

[Dragon Mage]

It isn't enough to just list them -- explain, at least one sentence, of WHY you want these miserable, pathetic, annoying characters to be charbroiled over an open pit to Hell.

1. Kyrie (DMC4)

She's annoying. She wears a nightie to sing in church. She's a lame excuse for you to go running around like an tard trying to rescue her...again. Her sheer amount of pathetic is infuriating. She has a stupid face, stupid lines, and a stupid voice. If I had it my way, she'd have died in the game, instead of surviving to plague us players through yet more games in the series.

2. Snow (FF XIII)

Even more annoying. Stupid clothing that literally made me wince when I saw it. Seriously, it looks like he sewed together pieces of couch material that he probably ripped off a couch whilst he explored the local dump. Incredibly annoying at all times. I cheered every time he got punched in the face.

3. Penelo (FF XII)

I'm not sure why, but something about her just summoned hate. It may have been her hair, or her dumb outfit, or simply her blatantly cliched characterization, but I never liked this character.

4. 343 Guilty Spark (Halo series)

Need I even say it? This pompous, tooting bot tries to get you killed in the Library. For that he earns my everlasting hatred.

5. Guide Bot (Descent)

Closely related to 343, Guide Bot is supposed to guide you around the various maps and areas you explore in the games.
Except he doesn't. He just whirls you around the landscape in twisting convoluted paths, and since he's so much faster than you, you can only HOPE to keep up with him. Not to mention he'll occasionally throw a flare in your face, blinding you for five minutes. Little bastard.

6. Tidus (FFX)

The great and fiery power of my ultimate wrath, however, must be channeled to Tidus, from FFX.

I hate this bitch. He's annoying. He says stupid things and acts even more stupidly. He's been wearing the same clothes since he was 12. Idiot! Imbecile! Bloated tick upon the face of the earth, begone! I don't know how anyone can possibly like this dork. He's so overdone and incredibly incompetent and idiotic it's actually painful to watch him converse. He is the epitome, the alpha and the omega, of LAME. I greatly enjoyed the ending of FFX. I love it more every time I watch it. >)

7. Gloria (Devil May Cry 4)

Please see page 3, ElvenAngel's post for a concise explanation on why I hate this character. To add to that, I must say that I instantly loathe a character so obviously made just to be titty-delight for the male gamers. I'm pretty sure this is insulting every gamer I know, since a character like Gloria (who gets plenty of T&A closeups) actively tries to avoid being a character and exists simply for impossibly mobile boobs. If that does not speak degradingly of the male population, I don't know what is. Furthermore, sexual objectification is not something that I particularly like to see in my games.

(And as a living, breathing female, let me tell you this: boobs are not that mobile. If they were, I could probably kill a mugger with them.)

8. Navi (Legend of Zelda)

'Nuff said.






Well, okay, I only have 8 at the moment, but I reserve the others for the future!

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[Thief of Hearts Joker]

1.Algus((Final Fantasy Tactic's))-Reason..do I really need to say the basterd killed Delitia's Sister sending him down a dark path,causeing many hardships in the start of the game.

2.Piros the 3rd((.hack//Series))-Reasoning,He's too stupid,clumsy,speaks like a moron,always ALWAYS has a gaudy looking character,everytime I see him I just wanna pk his ass with Azure Kite or Ovan!

3.Wario/Waluigi((Super Mario Series))-Never liked these two never understood why they were made even.. just seemed like a waste of character idea's to make evil dopplegangers of mario and luigi they arent even scary unlike bowser.

Sorry i only have a top 3 if I come up with more Ill edit my post later

 

[DarkLordSephiroth66]

Here's my answer

I really, really, really hate Ultimecia(from Final Fantasy 8) with a passion.

I remember the first time I played FF8 and finally got to Ultimecia, she immediatly proceeded to take out/decimate all of my level 85 party members untill all I had left was Squall, Rinoa, and sadly Irvine.

The bitch killed off Selphie and Quistis first and then shoved an Ultima attack up Zell's ass.

Took me 5 try's but i finally killed that whore.

 

[Martel]

Ohoho, here we go. In no particular order:

1. Meracle Chamlotte (Star Ocean: The Last Hope) - Oh, how I HATE Meracle. I'm not overkeen on cat-girls to begin with, but she was just obvious, blatant fanservice. She wore next to nothing, had the most irritating voice imaginable, and she had such a whiny personality. Plus she's an unwieldy little bitch in battle. Miss just once and you're left swatting at empty air, following it up with a kick that knocks you over.

2. Karol Capel (Tales of Vesperia) - Despite Yuri's endless coaxing, Karol never actually goes anywhere. He's the annoying little sidekick who tries and fails to have a stereotypical "boy becomes a man" side-story. Plus he's worthless in combat (not to mention you have to actually fight a boss one-on-one with him at a later point in the story, which is sheer hell) and his voice gets on my nerves as well. LITTLE CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE IN VIDEO GAMES. End of story.

...you know what, include Beat from Eternal Sonata and Roger Huxley from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time in the number 2 slot as well, they're all essentially the same character.

3. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) - Yes, I'm going there. I really do not like Sephiroth. Putting the hype aside (which is no easier than moving a mountain...in fact, I might have more luck with that) I don't like the fact that it takes a spin-off - Crisis Core - for him to get ANY sort of personality whatsoever. Sephiroth is a brainless moron with an oversized sword. His motivations are idiotic and due entirely to him jumping to ridiculous conclusions, and he completely obscures Jenova, the REAL villain in the game. As a protagonist in Crisis Core, Sephiroth was actually likeable. But as a villain, he's definetely one of the worst I've ever seen.

4. Motonari Mori (Sengoku Basara) - I have no particular vendetta against him, I just think he's a smug git that looks like an oversized bonsai tree. His fashion sense is terrible, his weapon is ridiculous (a metal hula hoop? WTF?) and his obsession with the Sun can't be entirely healthy.

5. Anders (Dragon Age II) - What the hell happened?! Anders was AWESOME in Awakening. He was the perfect replacement for Alistair, and the perfect complement to Oghren. Plus he had a cat called Ser Pounce-a-lot. In Dragon Age II he lost his personality AND his cat, and is fused with my favourite character from Awakening, Justice, in an unholy union that has turned him into a Cloud Strife clone. I don't know WHAT Bioware were thinking when they did this, but they really fucked up.

6. Scooter (Borderlands) - "Hey you, catch a ride!" is amusing the first time you hear it, but after a while it wears very thin. And he says it EVERY TIME you access one of the Catch-a-Ride stations. Which you do a lot, because running to and from places takes four times as long as what driving does.

7. Vaan (Final Fantasy XII) - Get the fuck out. You don't belong here. I don't even know why you're here, let alone why I'm playing as you. Nobody cares about your dead loser brother, who still managed to have more personality in twenty minutes than you did in twenty hours. Your chest is FILTHY. You have a pseudo-American accent in a world populated by characters that could fit into a Shakespeare play. You look like Aladdin and you don't even have a monkey sidekick. Everyone knows this game is about Balthier, Basch and Ashe. GET OUT OF THE GAME, YOU WORTHLESS PEASANT. AND PUT A SHIRT ON.
...yeah, much as I love FFXII (and I really do love FFXII) Vaan does not sit right with me. In fact, perhaps it because I love FFXII so much that I can't abide Vaan, ruining the awesome feeling of the game.

8. Kratos (God of War) - Kratos knows only two emotions: rage, and greater rage. I can't believe such a bland, one-dimensional character has received AWARDS for his character design. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PERSONALITY. HE'S A MINDLESS KILLING MACHINE. Pretty much every single God of War game focuses on the people Kratos has killed, and frames it in such a way that you're supposed to feel sorry for him because of how he's been used by the Gods, etc etc, but given that he's incapable of any emotion whatsoever asides from mindless rage, and like Kenneth Branagh he's incapable of doing anything but shouting, it's extremely difficult to.
I enjoy the violence in the God of War games, but Kratos himself leaves a lot to be desired, and I really do not like how his "character" was handled - that is to say, it was probably killed in the first game in a quick-time sequence, culminating in decapitation.

9. Samus Aran (Metroid: Other M) - Specifically Other M's Samus. She absolutely destroys the image I'd built up of Samus over the years. I cannot believe this game actually received positive reception in places. WHAT. THE. HELL. I don't think I will ever be able to see her again after this...

Note that, since I don't think Final Fantasy XIII is a proper game, I've excluded the characters from my list. xD

I'll come up with a tenth when I'm more awake...if there IS a tenth

 

[Raiiyokuu]

Ohoho, here we go. In no particular order:

1. Meracle Chamlotte (Star Ocean: The Last Hope) - Oh, how I HATE Meracle. I'm not overkeen on cat-girls to begin with, but she was just obvious, blatant fanservice. She wore next to nothing, had the most irritating voice imaginable, and she had such a whiny personality. Plus she's an unwieldy little bitch in battle. Miss just once and you're left swatting at empty air, following it up with a kick that knocks you over.

2. Karol Capel (Tales of Vesperia) - Despite Yuri's endless coaxing, Karol never actually goes anywhere. He's the annoying little sidekick who tries and fails to have a stereotypical "boy becomes a man" side-story. Plus he's worthless in combat (not to mention you have to actually fight a boss one-on-one with him at a later point in the story, which is sheer hell) and his voice gets on my nerves as well. LITTLE CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE IN VIDEO GAMES. End of story.

...you know what, include Beat from Eternal Sonata and Roger Huxley from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time in the number 2 slot as well, they're all essentially the same character.

3. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) - Yes, I'm going there. I really do not like Sephiroth. Putting the hype aside (which is no easier than moving a mountain...in fact, I might have more luck with that) I don't like the fact that it takes a spin-off - Crisis Core - for him to get ANY sort of personality whatsoever. Sephiroth is a brainless moron with an oversized sword. His motivations are idiotic and due entirely to him jumping to ridiculous conclusions, and he completely obscures Jenova, the REAL villain in the game. As a protagonist in Crisis Core, Sephiroth was actually likeable. But as a villain, he's definetely one of the worst I've ever seen.

4. Motonari Mori (Sengoku Basara) - I have no particular vendetta against him, I just think he's a smug git that looks like an oversized bonsai tree. His fashion sense is terrible, his weapon is ridiculous (a metal hula hoop? WTF?) and his obsession with the Sun can't be entirely healthy.

5. Anders (Dragon Age II) - What the hell happened?! Anders was AWESOME in Awakening. He was the perfect replacement for Alistair, and the perfect complement to Oghren. Plus he had a cat called Ser Pounce-a-lot. In Dragon Age II he lost his personality AND his cat, and is fused with my favourite character from Awakening, Justice, in an unholy union that has turned him into a Cloud Strife clone. I don't know WHAT Bioware were thinking when they did this, but they really fucked up.

6. Scooter (Borderlands) - "Hey you, catch a ride!" is amusing the first time you hear it, but after a while it wears very thin. And he says it EVERY TIME you access one of the Catch-a-Ride stations. Which you do a lot, because running to and from places takes four times as long as what driving does.

7. Vaan (Final Fantasy XII) - Get the fuck out. You don't belong here. I don't even know why you're here, let alone why I'm playing as you. Nobody cares about your dead loser brother, who still managed to have more personality in twenty minutes than you did in twenty hours. Your chest is FILTHY. You have a pseudo-American accent in a world populated by characters that could fit into a Shakespeare play. You look like Aladdin and you don't even have a monkey sidekick. Everyone knows this game is about Balthier, Basch and Ashe. GET OUT OF THE GAME, YOU WORTHLESS PEASANT. AND PUT A SHIRT ON.
...yeah, much as I love FFXII (and I really do love FFXII) Vaan does not sit right with me. In fact, perhaps it because I love FFXII so much that I can't abide Vaan, ruining the awesome feeling of the game.

8. Kratos (God of War) - Kratos knows only two emotions: rage, and greater rage. I can't believe such a bland, one-dimensional character has received AWARDS for his character design. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PERSONALITY. HE'S A MINDLESS KILLING MACHINE. Pretty much every single God of War game focuses on the people Kratos has killed, and frames it in such a way that you're supposed to feel sorry for him because of how he's been used by the Gods, etc etc, but given that he's incapable of any emotion whatsoever asides from mindless rage, and like Kenneth Branagh he's incapable of doing anything but shouting, it's extremely difficult to.
I enjoy the violence in the God of War games, but Kratos himself leaves a lot to be desired, and I really do not like how his "character" was handled - that is to say, it was probably killed in the first game in a quick-time sequence, culminating in decapitation.

9. Samus Aran (Metroid: Other M) - Specifically Other M's Samus. She absolutely destroys the image I'd built up of Samus over the years. I cannot believe this game actually received positive reception in places. WHAT. THE. HELL. I don't think I will ever be able to see her again after this...

Note that, since I don't think Final Fantasy XIII is a proper game, I've excluded the characters from my list. xD

I'll come up with a tenth when I'm more awake...if there IS a tenth

My List right there

And to add to a 10th as my own.

10. - Ashley (sp?) Graham (Resident Evil 4) - I don't even wanna begin with that super annoying "HEEEEELPPPPPP. LEOOOOOONNNN" scream she does when one of the majini or w/e they carry her and proceed to kidnap her. I took joy in killing her useless self with incendiary grenades.

 

[Contra Fates]

I'm going to repeat a few of the ones mentioned above, but add a few of my own.

1.) Rinoa Heartilly. [Final Fantasy VIII]
Those who know me around here know my loathing for this character. While I understand that her 'character type' was necessary to bring out the 'good' in Squall, it didn't make her any less annoying - or their romance seem any less contrived. It's bad enough that you have to save her a total of seven times throughout the game, making her the worst 'damsel in distress' of the FF franchise, but once she comes into the scene, far more likable characters are entirely thrown aside and barely heard from again.

The game was meant to be about the journey of fated children - but after disc one, it's only about the romance between Squall and Rinoa - who are consummating the romance of their parents. ...To me, that's just a little creepy. If Julia and Laguna had gotten together, Squall and Rinoa would be siblings, not lovers. Once that was revealed, I found their relationship not only strange and sudden - but bloody weird!

My main reason for hating Rinoa, is that she's just not a good enough character for me to have be forced to deal with her, and only her for a large portion of the game. Quistis, Selphie, Irvine, Zell, and even Seifer's development was completely sacrificed for the sake of their romance.

2.) Snow Villiers. [Final Fantasy XIII]
As mentioned above, Snow is just all sorts of annoying. It was a new take for Square to focus on a loverboy like Snow - but man could I not care less about him, and his girlfriend. Perhaps that's because he just would -NOT- shut up about her!

3.) Oerba dia Vanille. [Final Fantasy XIII]
Hyperactive characters like Vanille are pretty common in the FF franchise, but none were as irritating to me as she was. Maybe it was the voice, or her completely off the wall behavior, but I just couldn't stand her. It was unfortunate, because she had some great plot points, but they were all lost to me because of how irritating she was to me as a character.

4.) Sophia Esteed. [Star Ocean: Till the End of Time]
I had high hopes for Sophia..she was a cute girl with a Quistis Trepe hairstyle. But then I noticed her pants. ...What...is that? Pants don't work like that! You don't have a cut out right above your crotch like that!

I could even have dealt with her rather...scanty attire, but then she started nagging me. And nagging me. I think she only existed to nag Fayt. Of course, these two are also somewhat related, as it's suggested that they're cousins...in a sense.

Let's not also forget her annoying alternative world version with the really fake cough who just up and dies...collapsing without warning. Talk about anti climactic.

5.) Anders. [Dragon Age II]
Martel covered this really well, but I want to talk about this from a romance and morality perspective. Major spoiler warning ahead.

Spoiler

If you romance Anders, you're sticking up for the 'scrappy underdog', the constantly persecuted mage. You're also staying with a guy who is possessed by a rather vengeful spirit - so you really do deserve some slack here! And what does Anders do for you? In order to repay you for your love and your acceptance?

He betrays you. He keeps you in the dark about his alter-ego as V from V from Vendetta, and turns into a terrorist! Because of what Anders did, I not only hated him [having felt betrayed for sticking up for him], but I made damned sure to side with the Templars. Mages killed my own mother - you think I'm going to side with them now after being betrayed by yet another mage who blows up the entire chantry and kills the innocent people within it?

No 'Viva la Revolution!' for me, I cut down those Mages with a smile.

...And made damned sure to date Fenris the next time around.

I know I have a lot more, but these are the top five that I could think of at the moment.

 

[L]

Norma Beatty [Tales of Legendia]

dumb bitch, horrible game. 'nuff said

Luke Fon Fabre [Tales of the Abyss]

SHUT UP! TELL ME ABOUT STUFF! SHUT UP! TELL ME ABOUT STUFF! WAAAAHH! I GOT TRICKED! YOU GUYS ARE JUST GONNA BLAME ME SOME MORE! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!

Kota Fujiki [Gods Eater: Burst]

I'M GONNA WATCH BUGARALLY WHEN I GET HOME. HEY MAN HERES A LINK AID, I'M GIVING YOU ALL MY FUCKING HEALTH.

ALISA IS A BITCH, BUT I ACT LIKE A PUSSY WHEN SHE GETS ALL PMS ON ME AND HAVE A REALLY ANNOYING VOICE. /kick Johnny Young Bosch

Tohru Adachi [Persona 4]

COULD WE PLEASE HAVE A MORE OBVIOUS

Spoiler

PLOT DEVICE, THIS ONE ISNT BLATANT ENOUGH. If you've ever followed the popular anime bleach, you'll easily recognize that Johnny Young Bosch (renowned for voicing Ichigo Kurosaki) is Tohru Adachi's Voice Actor.

If you care to look at Johnny Young Bosch's career, you'll notice that he's never played a character that didn't have an important tie to the main characters.

Hell, he voiced Kaneda in Akira.

From the very beginning I always suspected that he would be a plot device inserted into the game sooner or later. It was a dead giveaway.

2. Karol Capel (Tales of Vesperia) - Despite Yuri's endless coaxing, Karol never actually goes anywhere. He's the annoying little sidekick who tries and fails to have a stereotypical "boy becomes a man" side-story. Plus he's worthless in combat (not to mention you have to actually fight a boss one-on-one with him at a later point in the story, which is sheer hell) and his voice gets on my nerves as well. LITTLE CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE IN VIDEO GAMES. End of story.

nice aid smash kicks ass

also, im gonna throw rita into the pile of suck characters. shes totally a bitch and shes useless for half the game cuz she cant get casts off

 

[Squid]

Ok, I probably can't think of a top 10 so I will just list as many characters as I can:

Snow: (FFXIII) Now, I actually hate all the characters from FFXIII, I can't help it... they're just so bad... but Snow tops the list of crappiest characters ever. I've mentioned it before but all he does is cry about Serah and brag about being a hero. blah blah blah, we heard it the first 100 times, no need to repeat it for 60+ hours of the game!!!

Fraan: (FFXII) Dunno why, but I just don't like this chick. Her voice is disturbing, like she constantly has a cold. She's a rabbit :S and for me, she was useless in battle. I didn't quite get her part in the story either.

Shadow the Hedgehog: (Sonic Series) FUCK OFF seriously, FUCK OFF! You were ok in Sonic Adventure Battle II but then you DIED so stay dead. Stop coming back from the dead into every new sequel like nothing ever happened. You're just annoying now. Wow Sega, way to ruin a pretty good Character

Yoshi: (Mario Series) I hate this little green blob of 'cute' everyone loves him and i honestly can't understand why. I really don't like his voice or his face...he just really irritates me. perhaps I am just a hater.

Mr Resetti: (Animal Crossing) at first I was like LOL he ok! Then I accidentally met him in game... what a bastard haha he literally talks for 10 or so minutes. Stop wasting my time Resetti.. I know you're just doing your job but its annoying the shit out of me.

Every NPC in fable: (Fable) Seriously go away, leave me alone, stop telling me you love/hate me. Its creepy and annoying and you just get in my way.

Bob: (Tekken 6) Not only is he incredibly fat... he's also athletic, fast and flexible. He defies logic and it angers me!!

Edit: Thought of another one Thanks to Devil's Advocate.

Roxas: (Kingdom Hearts) I can't stand this boring little punk. Boring, emotionless, etc. I didn't like the part he played in the game and hate that all the newer games focus on him instead of the actual main characters. Overall I just really do not like him.



Thats all I can think of for now

 

[Ethics]

Why the hell isn't Navi on this list? The hell is wrong with you all?

That's the only person on my list. She is all ten of my hated characters. Navi. I hate Navi. I hope link uses her as fishing bait





P.S. I'm joking, don't hit me.

 

[Ahlchamest]

Why the hell isn't Navi on this list? The hell is wrong with you all?

That's the only person on my list. She is all ten of my hated characters. Navi. I hate Navi. I hope link uses her as fishing bait





P.S. I'm joking, don't hit me.

.................... Oh no you didn't!!!!!



1. Waluigi (Mario series) Just a stupid annoying ripoff from Luigi.

2. Anders (Dragon Age 2) Exactly was Martel said

3. Squall (Final Fantasy VIII) I really hate him right now. I didn't make it far in the game, but I've already had enough of his boring as emo attitude.


Alright I know it's just 3, but I'll think of more after

 

[Tom Badguy]

My list is in no particular order.

John Marsten(Red Dead Redemption) - I hate John Marsten. A poor portrayal of a cowboy from the west. Typical broken down stereotype. But you know what really grinds my gears about this douche, his voice. He sounds like a sick Bill Paxton. When he talks, all I envision is Bill Paxton in the god awful movie Twister.

Ryu(Street Fighter) - I think I'll play some Super Street Fighter IV. I'll get on line and show my stuff. First opponent, chooses Ryu. Ok, lets go. Next opponent, chooses Ryu. Hmm, weird. Next opponent, Ryu. Getting annoying now. Next opponent, Ryu. God dammit. Pick another character people!

Birds(Ninja Gaiden) - These are the bastards that fly towards you at the last second as you're trying to jump from one platform to another. You're about to get there and BOOM! Bird knocks you down the pit and you're dead. Try again and this time you bait the bird out and kill it. Ok, good to jump across now, the bird is dead. NOPE. It respawns infinitely. These birds killed me more than anything else in Ninja Gaiden.

Lymle(Star Ocean: The Last Hope) - I have a certain disliking for this aggravating little girl. She has one of those annoying, high-pitched, crappy dubbed voices. Even worse, it's monotoned. She can the make the phrase, "We're all gonna die!!!" sounds like a boring lecture on the importance of watching paint dry. But the WORST thing about her is what she says at the end of EVERYTHING she says. "Kay?" Everything fucking time. "Lets go, kay?" or "We're going to be fine, kay?" or "My name is Lymle, kay?" Like, how self-conscious is this child that she has to make sure everyone understands every single sentence she says? I hate her, kay?

Quina(FFIX) - Another wasted FF character that serves 0 purpose. Yeah, it's an additional character in your party(that I use as a shield and sacrifice when the game MAKES me use s/he!). S/he's abilities are useless and I never liked using magic you gain from monsters(Battle Skills, Blue Magic, etc.). They could have made Quina an interesting character at least. But no. S/he's an unknown gender fat ass that wants to eat everything. BORING.

Squall(FFVIII) - Squall is not the type of hero I like in any game. Quiet, socially awkward, trying to be some "strong silent type." I bet socially frightened high schoolers all around the world creamed their pants when they played VIII. Yes, the "loner" Squall! That's who I am!!! Gimme a break. I would not follow this dude into battle. Heroes need charisma. I'm not saying they have to be happy go lucky paladins that obey the law, but at least have an interesting personality. Or, if you're going to make him have an edge, then just give him a darker side instead of no charisma. Like Batman. He's not a knight in shining armor but he has charisma, personality, he's a symbol. Squall's just self-conscious teenager that "hates people." What a loser.

The Dog(Duck Hunt) - What's worse then playing a game with faulty equipment(NES Zapper) on a piece of shit 80s TV and losing? A fucking dog that pops up and giggles his stupid canine head of, that's what! The most annoying part about Duck Hunt was that stupid fucking dog laughing at you when you can't shoot all the ducks. I'm sure ANYONE that's played it would rather shoot that dumb animal. Snickering little shit.

Sentinel(Marvel Vs. Capcom 3) - The most BROKEN character in any fighting game ever created. Sentinel always has the most health, deals the most damage and EVERYBODY uses him on their team. It's ri-god damn-diculous! He's almost untouchable. And them when he uses X-Factor, forget about it. Thank the Gaming Gods for nerfing the shit out of him with their new patch.

Testament(Guilty Gear) - I'm good with almost every Guilty Gear character but I can never even be ok with Testament. He's to slow, he's hard to combo with, and his super moves are so lame. You just poisoned the opponent? BFG! He's just going to destroy me before he loses health from it because I'm playing as fucking Testament. It also really pisses me off when I watch videos of people who kick ass with him. How do they do that??

Technodrome(TMNT) - Growing up, I love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So I got the game for the NES. This mother fucker is totally unfair. The entire front of it has constant electricity that you have to get hit by because the screen moves back and forth. He shooting projectiles that you have to dodge but you just jump INTO the damn electricity. All while he's chucking fucking footsoldiers at you. What the hell? I'm surprised I even beat the Technodrome when I was a kid. And I had to go through many dead turtles and skyrocketing blood pressure to beat this piece of crap.

Just writing this made my blood boil. Ugh. Stupid game characters.

 

[Sexy Beast]

1.) Hope Ethism(Final Fantasy XIII) - As far as characters who annoy me the fuck out, Hope takes the cake. Seriously, just because he's a 14 year old who lost his mother doesn't give him any right to have absolutely NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! Honestly, he's very annoying, and his role in the game wasn't even decent. >_>

2.) Roxas(Kingdom Hearts II) - I honestly can't stand a single bit of this guy. He has no solid personality, and his whole being just drives me to the point of video game insanity. !

3.)Wakka(Final Fantasy X) - no one like his big balls, and no one ever will. The way he talks is just...weird. "That was great, ya?" Oh my god, I swear he is just..urgh! ><

4.) Tali(Mass Effect) - In ME2, she was okay, but during the duration of ME1, she was just absoultely horrible. No persona, and she had no place in the story tbh.


Idk, that's all I can think of. Once I can play more games, I'll come back to ya.

 

[Naoto Shirogane]

I am going straight to hell for this.

#1 Warrior of light(FFissdia)
Oh..My..!@#$%^& god. LECTURE. LECTURE. LECTURE. I understand all this. But even so. This makes him so god damn annpying Its not even funny. The only thing this guy is Good for is Storyline. other than that. I find him a waste of space. If he was written better. Than I could possibly like him. Untill then. Let me hate this stupid Monotone,Lecturing,Emotionless bastard.

#2:Toad (Super mario series)

SORRY BUT THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!

..Nuff said.

#3:Wakka (FFX)

I. Am a rabid FFX fan. And I. I!! even acknowledge His suckiness! This guy is TERRIBLE. This guy serves no Purpose AT ALL! besides being Yuna's Gaurdian. Lulu and Kimahri. Are Gaurdians too. But Lulu had backstoy. and Kimahri is Kimarhi. and Kimahri is fucking koolio. . Wakka is really pathetic. And is a jackass. He is so dense That he holds a Grude aginst the Al-bhed EVEN AFTER LEARNING THEIR MOTIVES( Whoch are good and HelpfulBTW). And he also gains points for the line he said to Rikku when

Spoiler

Home is destroyed

JERK.

#4:Cloud/Squall(FFVII/VIII

These two are Tied because their basically the Same thing. Stupid emotionless people that whine about everything. even though it isnt to the othe rCharacters. Dark past. YAY! So that instant brings out ANGST. and EMOTIONLESS PEOPLE. Wow.. Really. These people if They wernt so important to the plot. I woudve loved to Got rid of them. Cloud. Make sure to take Areiths place and

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get Stabbed

. Please?

#5:Navi(Legend of zelda)
HEY! LISTEN! WATCHOUT! HEY! LISTEN! LOOK OUT! HEY LISTEN!

*sobs* This little ball of Annoying ness is Deathly. Navi will Keep spouting nonsense every 2 minuets. Navi will Randomly stop you and tell you stuff You allready know. Give Oacarina of time to a kid THat cant talk yet. And I Bet that the first words out of Their mouth will be "shut the fuck up you stupid fairy!"

..Even so.. I couldnt help but feel sad when

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NAvi left at the end of Ocarina of time.

I know this si only five. Ill update later.

 

[Martel]

Meracle(Star Ocean: The Last Hope) - I too share a certain disliking for this aggravating little girl. She has one of those annoying, high-pitched, crappy dubbed voices. Even worse, it's monotoned. She can the make the phrase, "We're all gonna die!!!" sounds like a boring lecture on the importance of watching paint dry. But the WORST thing about her is what she says at the end of EVERYTHING she says. "Kay?" Everything fucking time. "Lets go, kay?" or "We're going to be fine, kay?" or "My name is Meracle, kay?" Like, how self-conscious is this child that she has to make sure everyone understands every single sentence she says? I hate her, kay?

You're thinking of Lymle, not Meracle, kay?~

On a minor (well actually, more of a major) note, I am so very, VERY glad I'm not the only one who hates Anders in DA2. I can only imagine the conversations he would have had with Isabela if he still had his cat...

Also, since I should keep this post on topic, here is my tenth:

10. Albert Wesker (Resident Evil 5) - I hate the way they portrayed Wesker in Resi 5. He goes from being the enigmatic, amazingly cool main villain whose motives are not entirely clear, to a power-hungry maniac who shouts for Chris as though he was giving birth to his child or something. SO MUCH BUILD-UP, AND ALL FOR NOTHING.

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...not to mention the ending. That was NOT the Wesker I know. The plan doesn't work, you quietly retreat and do something else, you do NOT fuse yourself with the missle in the middle of a freakin' VOLCANO and try to kill someone who has proved time and again that they're better than you. Wesker lost his head in this one, and it was so totally out-of-character for him. What a waste.

 

[Tom Badguy]

You're thinking of Lymle, not Meracle, kay?~

Holy crap, you're right. Thank you for the correction. I just got off my rocker when I saw someone mention characters from Star Ocean: TLH that I rushed into it.

Soooooooooo.

Meracle(Star Ocean: TLH) - Catgirls. What can I say? Dear lord. Has this not been done over and over enough? But wait, there's more. Catgirl with a super high squeaky voice that says, "Meow" every third word. How fucking original. I have Lymle(thank you, Martel, for the correction) on one end saying "kay?" and Meracle on the other end saying "Meow." It is a rape to the senses.

And for the third time, thanks Martel for the correction.

 

[Ichigo]

1.) Penelo (Final Fantasy XII) - Seriously, why did you even stick around after they saved you from the Ifrit? You had practically no relevance to anything whatsoever. (well she kinda did but I'll be damned if having her on my party wasn't the biggest waste of space ever. Could they have at least tried to make her something other than one dimensional the entire game?)

2.) Claire Redfield (Resident Evil Series) - I just could not get into her character at all, she lacks any sort of extra oomph to her personality besides the fact that she loves her brother very much and is willing to go to east bumblefuck to find him.

3.) Alicia (Valkyrie Profile 2:Silmeria) - Immensely infuriating to deal with throughout the story, in fact; you could probably fit most incompetent female leads into this spot.

And this thread has made me realize I don't nearly care enough about most video game character to actively hate them. I am a fan of the popular choice Snow Villiers though, I found his plight compelling at times, plus his metamorphosis into a man who was willing to take responsibility for his actions to back up his ever confident and optimistic attitude was also pretty well done. I'll probably add more when they come to mind.

 

[Starships]

1. Link from the Legend of Zelda. I despise the Legend of Zelda series, and Link is the lead. Also, does he speak ? Even say a single word ? He has no friggen personality ! And yet, he always gets voted as one of the best Video game heroes ever. Why ? A piece cardboard has more personality than Link does. He just looks like a green smurf with a sword.

2. Big the Cat from Sonic the Hedgehog. I didn't like Sonic, till I played the older games. But the reason why I didn't like the newer games, was because of the stupid characters, and Big the Cat is just beyond stupid and retarted. He's so annoying. He makes me want to slam my head aganist a wall everytime he speaks.

3 Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII. I despise this guy ! He is so overrated ! He's not even a good or decent villain ! Kefka, Ex- death, Kuja, Seymour. They all do it so much better. Not to mention, he's rather dry and he has no personality. He's a bore.

4. Tidus from Final Fantasy X. I dislike Tidus because he seems so self-centered, it's all about him and his story. Yuna has a hard choice to make who to choose for her final aeon and what does Tidus say ? " This is MY story " !! He's so self- centered.

5 Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat. He's kinda of cheesy, and he makes me want to cringe everytime. He just reminds me of one of those bad actors from a bad movie.

6 Master Chief from Halo. I dislike the Halo series, and well. He's the lead. Also like Link, he's kinda overrated and I don't see really big, personality to him. Just a guy in a suit.

7 Ryu from Street Fighter. He's so annoying and up- himself. And I also struggle to defeat him on hard mode. Ken is much better.

8. The Devil from Super Smash bros. He keeps on moving the stage up and down, and he makes it difficult for everybody to be on screen. Not evil, just annoying.

9 Snow from Final Fantasy XII. He's a little bit lower on my list because he's cute with Serah. But when he's not around Serah, oh my friggen is he so annoying ! I swear all that comes out of his mouth is " hero, hero, I'm a hero, hero, hero ".

10. Astaroth from Soul Calibur series. I-I don't really want to see your ripped up body.

 

[Valvalis]

1)

The Dog(Duck Hunt) - What's worse then playing a game with faulty equipment(NES Zapper) on a piece of shit 80s TV and losing? A fucking dog that pops up and giggles his stupid canine head of, that's what! The most annoying part about Duck Hunt was that stupid fucking dog laughing at you when you can't shoot all the ducks. I'm sure ANYONE that's played it would rather shoot that dumb animal. Snickering little shit.

'Nuff said -____________________-

2) Maria from Star Ocean III I wanted to sleep through every line of her dialogue, and yet we were forced to care about her all of a sudden, it pissed me off I can deal with a boring character if they're not the focus, but....

3)...speaking of that, Yuna I hated that we were supposed to feel sympathetic for a completely deadpan character, it pretty much ruined the summoner quest part of the game for me.

4) Sophia from Star Ocean III Please, just leave me alone. I hate those kinds of characters in anime shows and I really don't want to have to play them in my games too.

5) The Juggler from Chrono Trigger Smug little flea bastard sitting there smiling at you while changing his weakness every time you hit him, it's bullshit I know he's more of just a regular enemy than a character, but I think he was involved in a small cutscene somehow, and he's got enough of an obnoxious air to him that I'm still putting him here anyway.

6) Shion in Episode III of Xenosaga -_______________________- She started off as a great character in Ep I, but for some reason she became primarily a sex object to look at in the second and third episodes with no in-story explanation; and it seemed like her personality got dumbed down at the same time. And without spoiling anything, I loathed her behavior in III, I really finished the series with a bad taste in my mouth about her

7) Dagger during her

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"I don't want to talk or concentrate during battles"

phase in FFIX I can understand people getting

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PTSD and potentially having that sort of thing happen, but in her case, come on now. Freya had to see her kingdom get destroyed a lot more seriously than Alexandria did, AND the man she loved lost all memory of her. And yet she never had that problem

Bitch please. Think about

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what other people have gone through, and be grateful that you weren't one of your loyal citizens who lost EVERYTHING Everyone still loves you, other people are working to rebuild your huge-ass palace house for you, you have some of the strongest people in the world traveling with you and protecting you...what more do I have to say, honestly

8) In Tales of Phantasia, this little NPC girl that you have to reunite with her mother in...Alvanista, I think Her mother's a bit of a distance away, and not only do you have to walk really slowly with this girl all the way there, but if you walk too fast for her... "WAAA! WAAA!" She LITERALLY starts crying and having a hissyfit omg I can't even remember why you have to help her, but it is just awful

9) Camellia in Arc The Lad: Twilight of the Spirits She's cowardly at times, causes trouble for the other PCs, rubs it in everyone's face when

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she turns beautiful halfway through the game

, and is constantly ripping on Delma. It's cool that she's a plant lady, and she can be somewhat humorous every once in a while, but she's usually quite obnoxious, and I know if I were them I sure wouldn't want her tagging along anywhere

10) Seymour in FFX For the love of all that is good and right with this world, please, CLOSE YOUR ROBES Don't walk around with your chest hanging out as though everyone wants to see it, because, we don't. And drop the syrupy tone while you're at it

 

[Rydia]

There are not many characters that I actually hate so I don't have a top ten list. I will list the few characters that did annoy me.

1. Shana (Legend of Dragoon): A very worthless character and her clingyness annoyed me to no end. When we first met her I thought she was going to be a cool female character, but as the game progressed, I became more and more annoyed with her to the point I was practically celebrating when she finally left the party.

2. Daisy (Mario Games): Sorry but she annoys me. Her peppiness is just irritating. Also, it's super annoying when people decide that Peach from the first few Mario games is really Daisy because she has brown hair D: No, they just changed the hair color later, (as well as many other Nintendo characters).

3. Vaan (Final Fantasy XII): The most annoying protagonist ever and by far the most useless. Too bad, this character was a wasted opportunity.

4. Rikku (FF X-2) She was fine in X. She wanted to save the summoners and even though her cause was questionable (save 1 person and sacrifice 1000s in the process?) but it was noble. By X-2 she became a brain dead preteen. Seriously, what 17 year old acts like that?

5. Navi (Ocarina of Time) All the "HEY!" got on my nerves. And she would interrupt at very inconvient times.

6. Any character they added to WOW during the Ice Crown Citadel story. There was already a good cast of characters who wanted Arthas dead from Warcraft 3. We didn't need these extras who also have a grudge against him. And where were they during WC3 anyways?

 

[Soulcorruptor]

Ok in no order here as well lets see if I can come up with a decent list.

Mirianda(legend of dragoon) Seriously, we lose Shana for this stiff? I didn't hate Shana though she did get on my nerves at time cause of how she could be clingy. But really when we lose her we get some stiff board up tight...gah I just hated her.

Kuja( Final Fantasy 9) Need I say more, half the time he looked like a chick, and his motives were weak. Not to mention it seemed he was some idiotic creation of trying to fuse Kefka's, and Sephiroths personalities into one.

Karol (Tales of Vesperia) Kid needs to drop a pair, his whole winy little attitude just erks me. I know hes a little kid but he doesn't even stand up for his beliefs when challenged by anything. He either backs down or thinks hes wrong, Yuri is always busting his ass out of his damn funks or trying to.

Navi (Zelda OOT) Reasons already said, that hey over here and listen, shut up already ya fairy we know what to do.

Ryu (Breath of fire dragon quarter) Wait to go on killing a decent character from a great series, he totally sucked in this game.

Lymle ( Star Ocean, the last hope) Yes the little kid who knew nothing but how to say Kay all the time really pissed me off. I felt as if my IQ were dropping every time I heard her spoke. I don't need to hear the word kay every time to know when ya speak, your monotone voice was already atrocious enough to know when ya were speaking.

Leon (Tales of destiny) Ok the little punk ass kid attitude, hey I can look past that. Especially since at the time he had the decent skills to back it up. Though back stabbing us and helping to send the world to its destruction, after we did our damnest to stop it. Yea not cool and automatic douche award.

Rayiden (Metal Gear Solid 2) Really this whinny little crybaby wannabe? He was a pathetic character to begin with and then all those issues with his memory? It was like they were trying to make us feel sorry for him, due to the fact he was so mush of a pansy and had nothing as a personality.

Vaan and Penelo (Final Fantasy 12) One of my least favorite of the FF games and these two are a major reason why. Literally no place in the story and nothing interesting about them. There was no point to them no real development if such a thing occurred with those two, and no back story. Except for Vaan slightly and that was my brother died defending this country.

Qunia (Final Fantasy 9) The it, that's all there is to this creature. So annoying with I want to eat it, does it taste good. Every where I go its all about food. I hated the fact that your were forced to use him those couple times, its a wasted character slot. I don't mind the concept of the blue mage, but this character with no definable gender however I do mind.

Even though that's 10 I may be adding more to this list when i'm not full of rage of thinking about video game characters I hate.