Yo, I'm back!

[MasterX]

I am MasterX and although many of you may not know who I am, but I used to hang here frequently back in '06 until an unfaithful Febuary during 2007, my internet has been unplugged, but now I'm here sayin', "I'm finally back, FFF!"

To compensate for my year-long tragedy, I will post often and assist as many people as possible. If you wanna welcome me back or whatever, then post away!

Oh, sorry, I forgot to officially introduce myself. I love many game series like Arc the Lad series, the Xeno series and most importantly, the Final Fantasy Series. (Oh, I love 7-9 and 12 too, so wanna buddy up? Go ahead. Add me. I dare you!)

May you all live peacefully....under my stern and unnecessarily cruel judgment!

 

[Daenerys]

Welcome back! Hope you're able to stick around this time =]

 

[Bambi]

Welcome back person I never meet

Hope to see you around

 

[Amizon]

I might have met you before, I'm just not sure. But welcome back, anyway!

 

[MasterX]

Aww, this place's as friendly as I remember it. Well, if I'm lucky, I won't need to leave, but I'll do my best. And, today, I met up with a good friend from this forum from way back, so I'm happy.

Oh, thanks for posting, friends,and peace out. (I want this to be the most popular thread, but I'll accept otherwise lol)

Oh, please comment on my signature. I love it when that happens.

 

[Gaaramaster]

HEY! I think I know you, but I don't remember. I was Gaaramaster/Vincent, whichever I had at the time.

Welcome back.

 

[Contra Fates]

Wow, that's quite a long break. Welcome back, and, also, I hope you stick around!

 

[Mitsuki]

Ah, I remember you. I believe you welcomed me on my thread when I first signed up here. xD How I remembered that, I have no clue.

Welcome back anyway, and hopefully you stick around more this time.

 

[Marshy]

Welcome back

What you been up to?

 

[Kei]

Welcome back
I think I've heard of your username before well I'm (Cloud Strifeac06, Shadow Cloud, Dark Cloud)

 

[MasterX]

Ah, Mitsuki-chan! Dark Cloud-kun! (Sorry, I mean 'Tri-Edge') I'm glad I remembered you guys! How have you guys been? My god! It's been forever! And, Mitsu, I was prolly the more interesting responses, which is why you ended up remembering me. But thank you all for making my return so much more friendly. (The guys at -insert random forum here- would usually throw cinder blocks at me.)

I was pretty much bored up til now, if it weren't for my ambition to have Cloud date Barret. (PS, mission accomplished!) But now, I can obtain 80% of the FF7 forums like the goold ol' days! But never FF8...(I'm only owning 75% there.)


Well, thank you and take care!

 

[Davey Gaga]

I do recall seeing your name before.

I was Riku/The Sephiroth Gene.

Welcome baaaaaack and stick around.

 

[Kei]

I'm fine thanks and call me Dark Cloud, will ya?
This Username u see is a mistake

 

[grund98]

I don't know who you are or what your plans are, but welcome back.

 

[MasterX]

Hey, Riku, long time no see. I'm glad to have all these welcomes. Bless you, gentle soldiers...

Oh, and my plans involve getting drunk, wearing a dress and flirting with everyone who's username begins with D. (Be thankful that you're "Tri-Edge", Dark Cloud.)

 

[Mitsuki]

Haha, here: http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/no-post-count-archive/eh-newbie-here-3859.html

Yeah I remember quoting you.

Gosh, I was such a newbie. "One more thing...I see people with "HP/MP/EXP" under their name when they post stuff...erm, what's that all about?"

 

[MasterX]

Jesus, was I witty back then? Well, I've seemed to simmer down a bit, so I'm less filled with pep and less ready to rep.

NOTE: "Rep" means "reply to your important threads".

NOTE TO MOD SQUAD: Oh, but I'll reply to YOUR threads. I can never disappoint my beloved moderators.

NOTE TO ACTUAL ACTIVE MEMBERS: Seriously, I hate kissing those laissez-faire "iron-fist" mods' asses.


See, I've lost it. I've been deteriorating this last year.

 

[L]

I don't think I recall you at all. not in the least.

but oh well, one doesn't need to know another to welcome them back. So... welcome back, lol

 

[Simply...kit]

*Hellow felloe final fantasy bretheren! how art thou?i welcome thee to the most nay the highest the triumphant and overly stumping other sites final fantasy family hehe

*let me offer you a drink? no? a cigarette? no? a hooker perhaps?well whatever you want feel free to ask the kind hearted member and overly generous and intellectual moderators of the site

*but please be warned, there are certain rules and regulations you must follow and we do not tolerate any law breakers...here are the sophisticated and simple rules to abide...

*NO SPAMMING!
*NO FLAMMING!
*NO PORNOGRAPHY!
*NO SMOKING!
*NO LITTERING!
*NO MAN IS AN ISLAND!
*NO PARKING!
*NO SEX IN THE LOBBY!
*NO ONE LOVES YOU!
*NO MEANS NO!YES?

*thats all..have a nice day

 

[MasterX]

* Well, I declare infinite spam: "Are you satisfied with your sex life?" "Click here for free membership to (insert random porn site name here)" "Give me your bank account number so you can save the last remaining white rhino."

* I turned Mitsuki into a molotov cocktail, so I was practicing flamming.

* I am currently planning to dance naked on the main parts of the forums in from of all of our female members, so nuts to the pornographic law.

* I'm smoking cat hair, so go to hell!

* Does throwing burnt cat hair at your mother count as littering?

* I may not be an island, but I am a continent!

* I left my Scooty-Puff Sr. at the front gate. Please don't tow it yet.

* Does masturbation at the front desk count?

* I love me, of course at the front desk area.

* No MAY mean no in YOUR language, but it means YES in mine!

I'm the demon named MasterX, so I may contradict every rule in the world, except FFF, because it's my home.