Your Butt Personality

[Masked Man]

Booty Call
A Russian study says the shape of your butt can reveal your personality...choose your butt type below.

Men with Muscle Butts are: strong, persistent and enduring in bed.

Women with Round Butts are: sexually active, materialistic and unkind.

Those With Wrinkly Butts are: reliable, steady and calm, whereas asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Those Who Have Saddlebag Butts are: faithful in love and marriage. Men and women with such buttocks are hopelessly mediocre individuals.

Women with Saggy Butts are: good wives and careful mothers.

People With Uneven Butts: those whose left buttock is larger than the right one, have to contract marriage as early as possible - it is terribly unhealthy for them to stay single. On the other hand, the people, whose right buttock is larger than the left one, will have to face a lot of serious problems in their lives (career problems for men and child birth problems for women).

Those With Hairy Butts are: very kind and agreeable people, although they also expose their genetic predisposition to illnesses of pelvic organs, first and foremost. One should also bear in mind the fact that parents, who have hairy buttocks, give birth to psychologically unbalanced, short-tempered children. The combination of red hair on the head and black hair on the buttocks may occur for talented and highly emotional people. Grey bottom hair is a vestige of premature impotence for men, whereas red hair reveals their depraved nature.

Those with Birthmarks on their Butt are: courageous and passionate people.

Which butt type are you? Did your personality match your wrinkly or saggy butt?

http://www.925thewolf.com/Your-Butt-Personality/8866802?pid=35344
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[Valvalis]

It's encouraging to know that people are spending money on important research projects like this when there are people dying of famines all over the world

It is a funny concept, butt unfortunately inaccurate. Not for me, because my posterior has a propeller attached and is covered in green lizard scales, and thus doesn't fit into any of these categories; butt for many other people I know. It seems the researchers have relied too heavily upon social precepts that don't actually hold up when applied to real life situations If the categories matched up more accurately, though, this concept would have me on the edge of my seat

 

[Masked Man]

(Love your puns, by the way. xD)
Back on topic~
It was fun to read it, although some of the information displayed matched with my personality quite nicely.

 

[Channizard]

...What's a saddlebag butt?

Anyway, my ass is bootylicious and that's all I need to know.

 

[Squid]

Hrmmm the well the only butt that fit mine was the round butt... I think they should have added small butt or big butt or something to this as well haha its hard to pick other wise

 

[The Witch]

I've been told my butt is like jaylo or at least something to be proud of. But is that what a round butt is?... because... i'm not sexually active nor am I materialistic and unkind.

 

[Channizard]

See now what happens if you have a round saddlebag wrinkly hairy butt?

 

[Coco]

Apparently, I'm a courageous and passionate person.

It's encouraging to know that people are spending money on important research projects like this when there are people dying of famines all over the world

THIS

 

[Sepalcure]

Wtf is this horseshit?

*cough*

My butt's like this nice round perfect tight set of posterior buns. Ooooh yes all of the men salivate and joyously proclaim how glorious my gluteus maximus is. Erm, I'm sexually active that's probably the only accurate description about me from this idiotic study. Why the fuck don't they spend some more time trying to find a fucking cure for cancer and Alzheimer's than worrying about this shit or better yet helping the starving, homeless people in our own country.

My butt IS awesome though. I should make a holiday for that ass.

 

[Vitrenie]

Hmm, According to this I'm very kind and agreeable.
VERY... kind.. and agreeable.
And I'll be damned if my children dont have some sort of mental problem.