Tyler Breeze

Well I can't blame you -- folding clothes is so boring. =P

Haha, no problem at all! Glad to see that you guys arrived safely. Did you clean up your room yet?

Wow, love the pics! Shawn Michaels still look really good. John Cena's awesome too. You're so lucky!

Hey Thanks!

Yeah I haven't been on here in a few months due to a lack of internet access where I was living.

How has everything been in this fine ole' place?

Your so lucky. I miss high school already.

See? It's awesome!

I'm good man. Just having trouble with some college coursework

That's 100% true!

Nice profile pic.

I heard that Paul Bearer died the other day. R.I.P.

That is true! But I dunno! lol

You are a monster You will get vet status before me

LOL People have been breaking the old rule left and right for the longest time now xD But that's good news for me

Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment.

Sandow <3

thanks

I have indeed.

It took me long enough, but I had to change from being a Grinch!

Ahhh... I see.

Dude, what happened to Alex apparently...?

You kidding!? That song is about a guy who wants to have sex with an underage girl :/

That's real nice of you. I hope he's learning but why would it mess up the 2013 summer?

Yeah. Love those people. My dad was like that too. And he's influenced me quite a bit.

Wow. Moving to Florida? Maybe you'll see some crocodiles there. Those're whoa.

Yeah, it'll be a real pain, sitting under those hot lights explaining what convoluted ideas gave birth to the short line of poetry, "Uh, yes, Ellen, I grew up nowhere near England, but the mere thought it existed fueled me to put verse to paper."

Oh, speaking of culinary utensils, I don't use spice grinders, I use a mortar and pestle, how medieval is that?

I didn't know those 'bleeps' were optional. I have a new-found wariness for video store merchandise.

Cyan: NOOOO! I'll never turn to the dark side and mix meat of any sort to any extent, flavoring or otherwise, not with pastries, never! I downright refuse. I will, however, take advantage of your vast library of cook books to steal your more conventional ideas

No wonder you dislike horror films. Your IN one. I'm not sure which of you deserves my pity, so I'll withhold it for later.
Boy, it's been a while since I cut myself while cooking. Odd, cuz I've gotten really fast chopping carrots and celery and the like. Cyanista's Nightmare Kitchen: Courting death and dismemberment because she's bored and impatient

Yeah, I guess so. But be careful, yeah? My brother Wallace is so on edge because of his big brother that he lashes out whenever approached. Good for the bullies, nuisance for the ladies, eh?

Chef Ramsey reminds me of my older half-sister. She was kinda like that. She left before I'd attained enlightenment or a clean kitchen, but hey, at least she tried.
Not me, I hardly eat out, as I said. Somewhere. Earlier. I will probably puke, tho, it's the thought that counts

Okay, you can have 3/4 for using for crying meanie, but don't push it, after all, I'm doing all the legwork. It'll be ME on those pesky day-time shows doing interviews

I should've guessed it. Nobody softens oranges by kicking them anymore. It's too exhausting and they're too lazy. What's become of the world? Thanks for sparing me the language, but I'll probably hear it anyway on tv.

Dr. Shelby, I must be honest, I have a vague jealousy of successful people, so I'm going to do my worst to get better just out of spite. What kind of cakes does your looney bin serve?