59. You get contacts that glow in the dark to simulate mako poisoning.
1000 ways to know if you play too much
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60. you lose sleep thinking about why something in the game happened the way it did.
61. You join a final fantasy forum. 
(so guilty) 
That's how I found out about this place.
62. You open shop and proceed to sell materia and weapons.
63. You sue the makers of playing cards, accusing them of copying the trademarked idea of TripleTriad.
(so guilty) That's how I found out about this place.62. You open shop and proceed to sell materia and weapons.
63. You sue the makers of playing cards, accusing them of copying the trademarked idea of TripleTriad.
64. you run around aimlessly killing anyone who threatens you with a gunblade
65. when you fight someone random people magically appear next to you to help you battle
66. when your hometown gets destroyed you try to enter the destroyers mouth hoping you go to the future (10)
65. when you fight someone random people magically appear next to you to help you battle
66. when your hometown gets destroyed you try to enter the destroyers mouth hoping you go to the future (10)
69. you think if you go to sleep even the deepest cuts and wounds will fully heal
70. water can revive the dead
70. water can revive the dead
71. You start attacking all long haired people thinking they are villains
(villains on PS1 and PS2 FF games have long hair)
(villains on PS1 and PS2 FF games have long hair)
72. You call dolphins 'sinspawn' and whales 'Sin'.
73. You think you can only rent cars.
73. You think you can only rent cars.
Lord_Sephiroth
FF freak, surprising, eh?
74. You try to craft items from materia looking rocks.
75. You walk around wearing a man-skirt.
76. You try to trade with everyone.
75. You walk around wearing a man-skirt.
76. You try to trade with everyone.
skeetoids4
Banned
77. When u orgasm you call out the name of your favourite FF character instead of your Wife's!
78. You realise that at the age of 34 you'd rather post on the FFForums than do your work! (check)
79. You try and encourage your children to call their dolls/action figures FF character names (check)
80. You wish they made FF themed underpants in your size (check)
81. With matching socks! (check)
82. When involved in sports chat with professional colleagues you accidentally inform them your favourite is Blitzball! (check)
83. You try to explain this to them but you'd rather just pull a mist move on their ill informed non FF a***s! (check)
78. You realise that at the age of 34 you'd rather post on the FFForums than do your work! (check)
79. You try and encourage your children to call their dolls/action figures FF character names (check)
80. You wish they made FF themed underpants in your size (check)
81. With matching socks! (check)
82. When involved in sports chat with professional colleagues you accidentally inform them your favourite is Blitzball! (check)
83. You try to explain this to them but you'd rather just pull a mist move on their ill informed non FF a***s! (check)
Lord_Sephiroth
FF freak, surprising, eh?
84. You name all pets and inanimate objects after ff characters.
85. You think about FF instead of working on bio work. (check)
85. You think about FF instead of working on bio work. (check)
KainTheDragoon
Cecil's Best Friend
86. You think you can save your game in real life so if something bad happens you can start from that point again.
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87. you think you can go to different planets for no charge whatsoever in a cannon that looks like the barrels of a grenade launcher(ff8)
Lord_Sephiroth
FF freak, surprising, eh?
88. If you go around and expect flames to rise from the ground and one winged angel to play.
89. When you get into a fight, and you say "Ive got a present for you, Billy." Or "It's time for my limit break, bitch!"
91.) You think gf in real life is guardian force.
92.) You try to summon your 'guardian force'
93.) You think your school has a secret oil-filled underground with a hidden piloting mechanism.
92.) You try to summon your 'guardian force'
93.) You think your school has a secret oil-filled underground with a hidden piloting mechanism.
Clyde
White Mage
94) you fight people and there pets and other animals for XP
95. You write a french article on FFVII AC for homework
96. you have to memorise it to speak in front of your french teacher,
97. in it you managed to insult your least favorite character as much as possible
98. you write 4 pages of a final fantasy AC review for an english exam in 45 minutes.
The sad thing is im guilty of all of those...
96. you have to memorise it to speak in front of your french teacher,
97. in it you managed to insult your least favorite character as much as possible
98. you write 4 pages of a final fantasy AC review for an english exam in 45 minutes.
The sad thing is im guilty of all of those...
99. you lose sleep thinking about who cloud really loves
100. you lose sleep thinking about what it would be like to live in midgar
101. you lose sleep because of nightmares of queen brahne's ugly fat face
100. you lose sleep thinking about what it would be like to live in midgar
101. you lose sleep because of nightmares of queen brahne's ugly fat face