A Day in the Life

12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am
6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm
5.30pm
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm
7.30pm
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
^^^ So dreaming of you was stimulated by chewing on a dead rabbit? :hmmm:

12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
 4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am - Landed safely in Macalania lake... Minus her clothes! :O
6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm
5.30pm
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm
7.30pm
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
^^^ So dreaming of you was stimulated by chewing on a dead rabbit? :hmmm:
^^^ Yesh. I was gonna make her try to cook her pet rabbit while sleeepwalk dreaming of me...but it was too long of a post so I chopped it down a little...
12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am - Landed safely in Macalania lake... Minus her clothes! :O
6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm - Literally runs into Balthier and Fran and sprains her ankle.
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm
5.30pm
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm
7.30pm
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am - Landed safely in Macalania lake... Minus her clothes!
ohmy.gif

6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm - Literally runs into Balthier and Fran and sprains her ankle.
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm - Kicked Brother off the Celcius and took command.
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm
5.30pm
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm
7.30pm
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am - Landed safely in Macalania lake... Minus her clothes! :O
6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm - Literally runs into Balthier and Fran and sprains her ankle.
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm - Proceeded to stalk and peek at Fran despite heel to face and deadly nose bleed.
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm - Kicked Brother off the Celcius and took command.
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm
5.30pm
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm
7.30pm
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am - Landed safely in Macalania lake... Minus her clothes! :O
6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm - Literally runs into Balthier and Fran and sprains her ankle.
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm - Proceeded to stalk and peek at Fran despite heel to face and deadly nose bleed.
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm - Kicked Brother off the Celcius and took command.
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm
5.30pm
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm
7.30pm
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm - Bought a Porno with Zack and Miri
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am - Landed safely in Macalania lake... Minus her clothes!
ohmy.gif

6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm - Literally runs into Balthier and Fran and sprains her ankle.
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm - Proceeded to stalk and peek at Fran despite heel to face and deadly nose bleed.
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm - Kicked Brother off the Celcius and took command.
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm
5.30pm
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm
7.30pm: Mugged Tidus for porno money
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm - Bought a Porno with Zack and Miri
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am - Landed safely in Macalania lake... Minus her clothes!
6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm - Literally runs into Balthier and Fran and sprains her ankle.
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm - Proceeded to stalk and peek at Fran despite heel to face and deadly nose bleed.
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm - Kicked Brother off the Celcius and took command.
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm
5.30pm - Had kinky sex with an aeon.
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm
7.30pm: Mugged Tidus for porno money
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm - Bought a Porno with Zack and Miri
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am - Landed safely in Macalania lake... Minus her clothes!
6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm - Literally runs into Balthier and Fran and sprains her ankle.
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm - Proceeded to stalk and peek at Fran despite heel to face and deadly nose bleed.
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm - Kicked Brother off the Celcius and took command.
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm - Summons an aeon.
5.30pm - Had kinky sex with an aeon.
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm
7.30pm: Mugged Tidus for porno money
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm - Bought a Porno with Zack and Miri
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
12.00am - Gets very drunk. The things that follow until she wakes up happen in this state.
12.30am - Poured herself another Jack and Coke in order to maintain her drunken state.
1.00am - Dances around the room to Lady GaGa Bad Romance with a Tidus doll
1.30am - Yawned and stared at the clock, wondering why she was up so late/early.
2.00am - FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
2.30am - Fell asleep with her hands still down her pants
3.00am - Dreamt about Argor.
3.30am - Dream changes into an orgy with Argor, Damon, Vikki and ....Ultros?
4.00am - Dreamt about Oliver and the nasty things she wants to do to him with a spatula
4.30am - Woke up with a dead rabbit in her mouth
5.00am - Made some bacon and eggs to cure her hangover.
5.30am - Just broke rules 1 & 2, got kicked out of Tantalus after airship crash.
6.00am - Landed safely in Macalania lake... Minus her clothes!
6.30am - Went for a jog through the Calm Lands.
7.00am - Spots an old man by a lake.
7.30am - Robs old man, finds pornographic photos of Mogs in leud poses.
8.00am - Is knocked unconscious by the old man, and dragged off.
8.30am - Woke up in bed next to an old man and a duck.
9.00am - Casted Firaga on my bacon and eggs. Shit didn't go as planned...
9.30am - Attempted Blizzaga to reverse the effect, but ended up eating frozen food
10.00am - Went to Luca and did some 'favours' for a guy in an alley.
10.30am - Five hits of Meth.
11.00am - Gnaws on her guns as she "melts" against her couch.
11.30am - Gets 'Trigger Happy'.

12.00pm - Accidentally shot generic vilager during target practice.
12.30pm - Held up a small tavern and only came out with 30 Gil.
1.00pm - Began to jog along the Mi'hen Highroad in order to work off her lovehandles.
1.30pm - Literally runs into Balthier and Fran and sprains her ankle.
2.00pm - Caught staring at Fran's ... tail ... Received high heel to face.
2.30pm - Proceeded to stalk and peek at Fran despite heel to face and deadly nose bleed.
3.00pm - Ate some spring rolls and potato gems for an arvo snack.
3.30pm - Walked in on Brother masturbating over one of Yuna's pictures. 0_o
4.00pm - Kicked Brother off the Celcius and took command.
4.30pm - Slices the throat of a T-Rex.
5.00pm - Summons an aeon.
5.30pm - Had kinky sex with an aeon.
6.00pm - Just killed Aerith. Shit was so cash.
6.30pm - Spent time laughing in Luca with Tidus.
7.00pm - killed Luca and stole her bagel
7.30pm: Mugged Tidus for porno money
8.00pm - Went skinny-dipping at The Moonflow with Loz.
8.30pm - Bought a Porno with Zack and Miri
9.00pm - Watched a Porno with Zack and Miri.
9.30pm - Participated in a porno with Zack and Miri.
10.00pm - Got Aids from the porno with Zack and Miri.
10.30pm - Tried casting Esuna to cure Aids, but to no avail
11.00pm - Got hot and bothered with a naked pic of Tidus
11.30pm - An Hero'd.
 
Wow! :O

Looks like we completed it. :hmmm:

That's quite an interesting story. :D
 
Zidane next. :mokken:

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12.00pm: Stole Steiner's armour.
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8.30am-Caught wearing Garnet's clothes in a nightclub-akwaaaard
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12.00pm: Stole Steiner's armour.
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12.00am-Was last seen sneaking around Garnet's room, particularly her drawers...
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8.30am-Caught wearing Garnet's clothes in a nightclub-akwaaaard
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12.00pm: Stole Steiner's armour.
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12.00am-Was last seen sneaking around Garnet's room, particularly her drawers...
12.30am Went into Trance mode.
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8.30am-Caught wearing Garnet's clothes in a nightclub-akwaaaard
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11.00am
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12.00pm: Stole Steiner's armour.
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12.00am Was last seen sneaking around Garnet's room, particularly her drawers...
12.30am Went into Trance mode.
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8.30am Caught wearing Garnet's clothes in a nightclub- awkwaaaard
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12.00pm Stole Steiner's armour.
12.30pm Ran away from an angry and armed Steiner.
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12.00am Was last seen sneaking around Garnet's room, particularly her drawers...
12.30am Went into Trance mode.
1.00am Uses Stellar Circle 5 and Garnet's clothes fly around.
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8.30am Caught wearing Garnet's clothes in a nightclub- awkwaaaard
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11.00am
11.30am

12.00pm Stole Steiner's armour.
12.30pm Ran away from an angry and armed Steiner.
1.00pm
1.30pm
2.00pm
2.30pm
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3.30pm
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12.00am - Was last seen sneaking around Garnet's room, particularly her drawers...
12.30am - Went into Trance mode.
1.00am - Uses Stellar Circle 5 and Garnet's clothes fly around.
1.30am
2.00am
2.30am
3.00am
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4.00am
4.30am
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8.30am - Caught wearing Garnet's clothes in a nightclub- awkwaaaard
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9.30am
10.00am
10.30am
11.00am
11.30am

12.00pm - Stole Steiner's armour.
12.30pm - Ran away from an angry and armed Steiner.
1.00pm - Steiner catches him and lights his monkey tail on fire.
1.30pm
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10.30pm
11.00pm
11.30pm
 
12.00am - Was last seen sneaking around Garnet's room, particularly her drawers...
12.30am - Went into Trance mode.
1.00am - Uses Stellar Circle 5 and Garnet's clothes fly around.
1.30am
2.00am
2.30am
3.00am
3.30am
4.00am
4.30am
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5.30am
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6.30am
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7.30am
8.00am
8.30am - Caught wearing Garnet's clothes in a nightclub- awkwaaaard
9.00am
9.30am
10.00am
10.30am Runs into Beatrix acting very odd indeed...
11.00am
11.30am

12.00pm - Stole Steiner's armour.
12.30pm - Ran away from an angry and armed Steiner.
1.00pm - Steiner catches him and lights his monkey tail on fire.
1.30pm
2.00pm
2.30pm
3.00pm
3.30pm
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4.30pm
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9.30pm
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11.00pm
11.30pm
 
12.00am - Was last seen sneaking around Garnet's room, particularly her drawers...
12.30am - Went into Trance mode.
1.00am - Uses Stellar Circle 5 and Garnet's clothes fly around.
1.30am
2.00am
2.30am
3.00am
3.30am
4.00am
4.30am
5.00am
5.30am
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6.30am
7.00am
7.30am
8.00am
8.30am - Caught wearing Garnet's clothes in a nightclub- awkwaaaard
9.00am
9.30am
10.00am
10.30am Runs into Beatrix acting very odd indeed...
11.00am
11.30am

12.00pm - Stole Steiner's armour.
12.30pm - Ran away from an angry and armed Steiner.
1.00pm - Steiner catches him and lights his monkey tail on fire.
1.30pm
2.00pm
2.30pm
3.00pm
3.30pm
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5.00pm Almost eaten by an old man living in a cave.
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