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Hejaloki

Hejaloki

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The RP has started. You dont have to start in the same area. But eventually you will have to make interactions with other RPers.

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Vesmor was sitting in a bar looking down at the counter. Pondering of what next adventure he should take. Its been many weeks with out one to do. He had a feeling one was a bound to show up.

Vesmor looked up at the bartender.

"Human can get a pint of ale."

"Who are you calling a human? I am a dwarf." The bartender replied.

"You cant be a dwarf." The bartender was five feet high. "You are too big to be one. " Vesmor said back to him.

"Stop insulting me or you will be asked to leave"

"NO, I wont until you admit your not a dwarf."

"Thats it you have to leave." With that the Bartender called the bounces to him. " Take this lizard boy out of the bar."

The bounces started to walk to him then Vesmor said, "You caught me in a good mood I dont feel like fighting to day I will leave."

Vesmor walked out the bar hoping to see some friends or an adventure to show its self...
 
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Fox was holding himself to the shadows of various alleyways.
Though, he sometimes had to come out of then, to gather food.
this was no different time.

He put up the hood, and made sure that the cloak covered his body, and exited a nearby Alley.

He went over to a nearby fruit stand.
awaiting eagerly till the vendor dude focused on something.
Then. Success, He managed to steal some apples.

As he whent back into the shadows, he muttered to himself

"*sigh* apples, they taste horrible, though I have to get some food"
 
And it is that night that a fateful storm was to brew in the area. Already the stars above, usually flickering their little hellos, were becoming blanketed by a dark mass of clouds. All light from the sky is gone except the illuminating haze where the moon would be glowing; its rays seep through the fluff.

A pair of eyes peeks through a thick bush overlooking the small town below, and soon a scraggly figure emerges and stands up on its back legs, brushing twigs and leaves off the sleeves of his robes with his front paws. He is one that is an anomaly in that though he is a wolf, he walks on his hind legs and wears robes similar to practitioners of the martial arts: a loose fitting pant with a simple, yet thick, tunic to cover his abdomen and shoulders. Over that is a dark brown cloak that shifts across the dirt and grass as he paces. Though the night conceals it, his gray fur has been matted down from sleeping in the wilderness for so long, and the white fur on his underside is covered by his clothing.

Finally, he comes to a decision and pulls the hood up gently over his head so that just the tip of his muzzle sticks out. The shape of his head is hard to tell now since his ears poke out in odd directions. Before descending the hill to the village, he pauses to feel the wind. It is going to be a cold night, colder still for what he must do here.

As the creature pads down the hill, standing only three feet in height, he idles a paw on the small metal shaft attached to his cloth belt. It feels warm to the touch and gives him comfort. Hopefully he would not have to use it this time, but things often get out of hand. When it comes to solving conflict and guiding others, Kipa is not as experienced and fluid as the other Jedi.
 
The red-headed adventurer was crouched beside the fire, staring at his prey for the night. He couldn't even try to wipe the grin off of his face, so he didn't bother attempting to. All he had to do was wait. Good things come to those who wait...

Wait...here it comes...any second now...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

The sleeping bag was kicked off faster than anyone could say "Gotcha!" A small snake slithered out of the heap and retreated into the grass. The young girl who kicked off the bag was obviously startled, though at the same time, pissed off. She gave a menacing glare to her older brother; the guffawing culprit of all these tricks.

"That's NOT funny, Kyros!"
"How's it not?" he grinned not-so-innocently. "It wasn't poisonous."

The creak of thick rubber wiped that grin off of his face and sent him running off. In a blink of an eye, a rock was pelted into the back of his head, sent by the younger sibling's slingshot.

"Next time, it'll be in your eye!" The girl cried out to her brother.
"'Next time'? You ALWAYS say that, Kyria!" the elder teased.
 
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Vesmor walked through town looking at various merchants items and potions.

"Get you fairy hair tonic, great to grow out that hair you always wanted." Yelled one.

"Buy your magical swords, or semi magical sword here," Yelled another.

Stupid scam artists thought Vesmor.

Then Vesmor sees a cloaked figured(Red Fox) steal some apples and run down a ally. He was pretty sure he knew who it was. He followed him to the ally way.

"Why I know you. What you up to fox boy? Stealing like always."

OOC:Talking to you red fox
 
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The screech of a young girl caught Kipa's ear and his entire body stopped moving to focus in on the sound. He seems to stare off into the distance as his ear twitches and contorts, trying to locate where the sound came from. Whatever it was, it sounded like someone was in danger, and whenever one is in trouble Kipa must step in and defend those who cannot defend themselves. Without even another thought, Kipa is sprinting across the soft grass, kicking up just a couple blades of grass with each step from his claws tearing into the earth.

Once close to the source of the noise, Kipa kneels down and quietly pats his way through thickets of bushes and shrubs. His small body and padded feet make stealthy maneuvers. Though he is confident, his breathing is a bit sporadic and his fur is standing on end. The edge of his cloak is levitating off the ground from his tail trying to keep still. With a slow and calm gesture, Kipa moves a small, leafed twig and sticks his head a little through the opening.

There are two of them. They appear to be human, which can be a good or a bad thing. It is best for them to be human, because humans lack any special skills other than plowing soil, sewing clothes, or drinking ale. The bad thing about humans is that they can be impulsive and rude, often belligerent and spontaneous. Though Kipa has only had a few run-ins with the humans, he knows to be weary of their kind. These two are likely no different, and are rather young too.

But then he sees the attack! The littler one, who must be very brave or very stupid, pelts the taller one with a large stone. No doubt this will end in bloodshed and the village nearby will probably burn to the ground.

Humans are like that. Once a shot is fired, everyone dies... I must stop it!

And with a new energy of valor Kipa leaps from the bushes high into the air, performing a double spin before landing solidly on the grass and letting his cloak catch up with the rest of him. A flashy entrance is never a bad thing.

"You there!" he calls to the little one, "Put down the weapon or I will have to intervene.. There will be no corpses this night."

It must have been an odd sight. Two siblings having a little friendly quarrel when a walking talking dog wolf thing with a tunic and cloak on does an acrobatic jump from the bushes and begins demanding peace.

And if they resist, Kipa, we shall be having a feast! Human meat has a nice salty flavor.

Kipa licks his lips.
 
The two red-headed siblings stared at the canine before them. The younger one was in awe, though wasn't sure what this thing could do. The elder had more of a 'what the hell?' look upon his face. The wolf didn't look to be any taller than a few feet. There were little wolves like this wandering around? Didn't look to threatening. Whether he really was or not, the slingshot was placed on the grass.

"...Kyros?"
"Hmm?"
"Is that what I think it is?"
"Yes, sister. It's a talking wolf."

Kyros gave a smartass smirk and approached it bravely, brushing his bangs out of his eyes and kneeling down so he was eye-level with it.

"No need to get all uppity. You hungry? I could cook up some beef for ya."
"Kyros...are you sure he's friendly?"
The brother glanced back at his sister with a confident smile. "Don't worry, Kyria, I'm sure he doesn't mean any harm."
 
It is easy to tell that Kipa does not like being ignored. Back at the Jedi Academy, all the tall people walk by him or accidentally step on his tail because they don't notice him. Whenever he speaks to anyone, they don't hear him. Maybe it's all some cruel, galaxy-wide joke.

But when the big one walks over to him and crouches down right in front of Kipa's face, that just puts him over the edge. No one approaches Kipa in such a dominating gesture, for it is not in his nature as a proud wolf to be subservient to anyone.. especially a human! It was a direct insult. No argument there.

With a quick and sudden move, Kipa reaches out with his paw and grabs Kyros's collar to yank him closer. There, with nose pressing against nose, Kipa glares into the boy's eyes with his own fierce ones. His light saber is already out and beaming in its green hue, hovering mere inches from the boy's neck by his other paw, "Don't you ever talk down to me..."

A low growl is a constant noise, keeping the boy in check as Kipa continues to stare him down. If the human looks away first or flinches, then Kipa wins. That's how his kind decides who's in charge.
 
"Hey! What's the big idea?!" Kyros' emerald eyes seemed to have a bit of a spark to them. "Geez, no food for you, then!"

He would've just picked up the wolf and tossed him aside, though what the hell was that he was holding? Some sort of sword? From his experience, if a sword was glowing, it's not a weapon to be struck by.

"Let him go!" the girl called over, now standing up to her full height and holding out what appeared to be a sapphire. She seemed determined to protect her brother, if possible...but what could a human possibly do with a jewel?

"Kyria, what are you doing?!"
"What were you doing? You should've checked if he was a friend or foe before getting so close!"
 
Julius ventured himself, lost as usual, in a very strange forest that only God knows how old those woods were. He was cursing his bad luck, being lost in the middle of nowhere without something to do except cursing and cutting down small trees and slaying weak enemies like goblins and werewolves. He was distracted with his own thoughts and didn't noticed the small stone that was before him. Suddenly he stumbled with the rock and fell on the ground, cursing once again.

"Damn it!!!"

Julius stood up and leaned his back against a small tree and realized that his bag of coins was nowhere to be seen. He desperately searched for his money and found it behind the rock. Julius picked his bag and ventured deeper into the woods, reaching the handle of his rapier and unsheathing his weapon.


"I really hate this place....I want to go home......"

Julius sighed and continued to wander lost among the trees, the grass and the many rocks around the ground.
 
As Fox was devouring the bad tasting apple, he heard some footsteps come from behind, and a familiar voice

"Why I know you. What you up to fox boy? Stealing like always."

Fox turned his head, just enough to expose his nose, whiskers and mouth.
A grin can be seen.

"heh. Vesmor. Hows it been." Fox starts as he gets up
"yeah, I don't have any money, so I tend to steal some.. But, enough of me, What have you been up to. Harassing some humans again." he smiles a little bigger as he says 'humans'.
 
"Of course, lets get you some real food. You know your always welcome to eat at my home. Come Fox Boy." Vesmor gestures to Fox.

Vesmor starts walking down the ally to where his house is. Which is located on the outskirts of town.
 
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OOC: its ok that you call me Fox boy. but the characters name is acctually "Fox" not Red Fox ^^
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Fox thought.

"Good food.. or apple.. *heh" he quickly threw the apple away, nad followed Vesmor out of the alley, pulling his hood back up.
 
Vesmor made his way to his house through the crowd. Til he made it to the outskirts, then the out outskirts of town. Vesmor entered a house that was domed shaped. Vesmor went in and pulled some meat out of the satchel he had on.

"So Fox how do you want your steak? Go ahead and take a load off." He pointed to a chair over near the unlit fire place.

"Make a fire if you want."
 
Al took of the cloak, exposing his rahter unique body, and ragged clothes, and sat down on the chair.

"you know me. I like it raw. So for me, a fire is not needed"
Though, it was not colt outside, so a fire was not nessesairy, his fur was enough to keep him warm most of the time.And the taste for raw meat, was something he aquired after his.. 'thing', at the facillity


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OOC. read my BIO, and seach the page for the word 'RAW' and youll get to the point on the "history" where he got the taste of raw meat.
 
There was some kind of energy coming from the two siblings, something unlike Kipa had ever felt before. It was neither good nor evil, but it was there. His grits his teeth hard trying to think of what to do, because he cannot show that he is actually nervous of the two humans. It may just be a strange current of Force going by since humans aren't special.

He has to find some way to dominate the situation so that he is back in control. Perhaps a bit of trickery needs to be involved.

"Listen close," Kipa murmurs as he draws his beam so close to Kyros's neck that it burns off little hairs, " I am not here to hurt you, but I thought one of you were in trouble. I can see that I was mislead."

He pauses then, trying to decide what to say next.

"But, you have taken me off track and time is short. Either you assist me now, or I effortlessly end you now," he glances back at the young girl, "I will end you as well... I haven't eaten in awhile, so I will need both of you for a meal if you disobey."

It was a stunning argument. If he has asserted himself well enough, the two will buckle down in fear and tremble before Kipa's paws. Kipa grins with glee, still pressing his nose onto Kyros's nose and not breaking eye contact. If Kyros looks away, then Kipa will have won and he will have two temporary servants. That is how things work.
 
"...your breath stinks, mutt," Kyros muttered, though knew better than to just push him away. With the heat of that blade, the mutt is bound to slash through his throat while being pushed back.

Kyria was still standing there with the gem still in hand. She peeled a glove from one arm and let it fall to the grass before switching hands with the gem. Her palm began to sweat, the perspiration seeping into the jewel. Several feet above the wolf's head, mist swirled together into a large glob of water. It hovered dangerously for several moments.

"I said let my brother go!"

And the glob fell, drenching everything it splashed onto.
 
Julius was quite pissed. He had been wandering this forest for several hours without knowing where the hell he was. He sheathed his sword and sighed seeing that there wasn't even anything good to do except walking and complaining endlessly about how unfortunate he was.

"Man...being lost.....SUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSS!!!!!"

Julius yell hoping that anyone, no matter who it was, could hear him. Sadly, no one answered and Julius kept cursing and kicking small rocks with his feet. He closed his eyes for a few seconds and later he opened them noticing that he recognized that weird looking bush he saw three hours ago. It was the same bush!!!. Julius have been walking in circles, no wonder why he hasn't found the exit yet. This made him feel worse so he decided to go to the north, though he wasn't sure if he was correct.
 
Vex laughes silently to himself, for some reason he just could not help it. He was just as lost as this person was walking in circles literally, and he was playing jokes on him. It was a good thing he wasn't to loud especially when he tossed that rock in the path of the young man. He even laughed more as he kept saying how much stuff just sucks. So now after of having heard enough vex draws his sword and leaps right out at this man.

"Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Vex screams as he comes swinging his sword down right on a snake that just appeared behing this guy. "Hey you gotta watch out for snakes to besides goblins."
 
"Well here you go Fox." He threw a big piece of raw meat towards him.

Vesmor took his and set it on the grill behind and went and sat down in the other chair as the meat cooked.

"So fox what adventures have you been on?"

Vesmor was hoping to hear some cool stories.
 
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