Animals Gone Wild!!!

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Sooo, ever been attacked by an animal? A cow, a horse, a bird, anything? Share your stories! ^_^

I've been attacked by several dogs. However, I will never forget when I was around five or six. There was this dog that just gave birth (I heard they become more vicious!) and everyone wanted to see the puppies. So they looked...and curious little me wanted to see too! ^_^ I was about 7 or 8 yards away (while everyone else was a few feet away from the dog -_-) and the freakin' dog attacked me! She ran towards me and jumped on me, so I was on the ground screaming for help.

It bit me everywhere, especially my thighs and arms. I looked at everyone, and I guess they were too shocked that they couldn't move from the spot for a few seconds. Anyway, they managed to save me and put some garlic on my wounds. I guess they're supposed to help heal them. o_O
 
I've been chased off a few cows. Me and a few mates were walking through a field and they all suddenly started chasing us :lol: It was absoultely hilarious
 
Amen, I thought Mitsuki had something for the barnyard creatures. That would explain so much... Poor violated cows. Mitsuki, how could you? Were pillows not enough for you?
 
Seeing this thread I thought "Girls gone wild....with animals?! OH GOD NO!"

I've been attacked by dogs, cats, an on several accounts, ducks. Those things are vicious.
 
>.< Um, why do you guys keep associating this thread to porns? I don't get it...it's a perfectly harmless title...right?
 
Mitsuki said:
>.< Um, why do you guys keep associating this thread to porns? I don't get it...it's a perfectly harmless title...right?
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not if you watch tv after hours.

Nevr been attacked... oh! I almost got bit by a penguin! Dead serious
 
BustaMo said:
Thank God...no animal porn!

Whew!
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you know you really wanted some:dry:

-I've never been attacked by an animal before but a bird craped on my niece's head in the air while we were walking (if that counts).
 
Mitsuki said:
>.< Um, why do you guys keep associating this thread to porns? I don't get it...it's a perfectly harmless title...right?
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^^That's priceless!!!^^

One time, in H.S. I was in the park, gathering nuts, acorns and the like, for Environmental Sci, just dropping them in a bag. So, I go over to a large tree, where there seems to be a large stash of acorns hidden in the trunk. So, "Jackpot!" I think, right? But, as I rifle through it, a squirrel frickin' drops on my head and starts running into my bag! Then, from out of nowhere, what feels like dozens of them hop on me! They run around, biting me and pricking me! Fu@k!n4 squirrels... I still veer away, to this day, when I see one running in the park. I found out later, from my classmates, that it was actually four squirrels total who assaulted me... Apparently, I had been invading their own stash...
 
The Legendary Wullfe said:

^^That's priceless!!!^^

One time, in H.S. I was in the park, gathering nuts, acorns and the like, for Environmental Sci, just dropping them in a bag. So, I go over to a large tree, where there seems to be a large stash of acorns hidden in the trunk. So, "Jackpot!" I think, right? But, as I rifle through it, a squirrel frickin' drops on my head and starts running into my bag! Then, from out of nowhere, what feels like dozens of them hop on me! They run around, biting me and pricking me! Fu@k!n4 squirrels... I still veer away, to this day, when I see one running in the park. I found out later, from my classmates, that it was actually four squirrels total who assaulted me... Apparently, I had been invading their own stash...
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Environmental Science?! Awesome dude! ^_^ I was in one too back in high school. It was truly fun!

Lol, for some reason you just reminded me of Winnie the Pooh. Found some hunny, the bees go wild! Only in your situation, they're squirrels...which is worse, I'm thinking. =/ They can be quite vicious if need be.
 
Mitsuki said:
Environmental Science?! Awesome dude! ^_^ I was in one too back in high school. It was truly fun!

Lol, for some reason you just reminded me of Winnie the Pooh. Found some hunny, the bees go wild! Only in your situation, they're squirrels...which is worse, I'm thinking. =/ They can be quite vicious if need be.
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Yeah, good times. College sucks.
 
As far as I can recall, I've only been attacked by a chicken and a dog. I was visiting Puerto Rico around 10 or so years ago. One of my relatives works on a farm and my brother(curious as he was) started poking a chiken's egg while she was away feeding. It broke and the chicken chased after both of us. The dog incident also happened in Puerto Rico only a day after the chicken. I was walking around the backyard of my cousin's house and accidentally stepped on her dog's tail. He chased, barked and I think bit me before she got him away from me.
 
Did she force you to post in her lame threads again? lol And yea, that probably counts... considering 90% of the posts thus far have been about Girls Gone Wild instead of the actual topic.
 
Lol, yes she did. Good to know I'm not the only one who gets bullied into posting. =P

Anyways. So being chased counts? Great. If it doesn't, I can always pretend they bit me...or whatever it is geese do.
 
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