By summoning a Meteor. Unfortunately it went to the wrong planet. Sephiroth saw it coming and made it seem like he was the one to summon it.
How big are Tifa's....uhhh.....feet?
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By summoning a Meteor. Unfortunately it went to the wrong planet. Sephiroth saw it coming and made it seem like he was the one to summon it.
How big are Tifa's....uhhh.....feet?
Bowling balls. Thats always, uh, been my estimate
How does Cloud wield that overly large sword?
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He had practise wielding Mukki's. 
When Kimahri's horn fell off, where did he put it?
When Kimahri's horn fell off, where did he put it?
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Sugarcandy Mountain of course! (Animal Farm, anybody?)
Why did Tifa change her outfit from totally revealing to Rinoa #2 in black?
She was tired of all the fanboys talking about her boobs. So she wore more clothing and black to make her chest less obviously humongous.
How could Yuna walk on water? And why did she? (I mean, she could've sent the souls on land)
So that she can claim she is Jesus, her next trick is to turn water to wine, and then heal someones blind eye sight... (anyone else think Yuna was playing Jesus?)
How did Garnet lose her voice?
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Too much Oral sex with Vivi
How come Squall can't buy 'Girl next door' (FF8 porn magazine) but Irvine can?
Because Squall is embarrassed about the gay shots the mag had of him and Seifer, but Irvine used them to blackmail the team leader into giving him Quistis and Selphie
why is Cloud so Emo in Advent children ?
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well drrrr... he missed having gay sex with sephiroth XD
why did yuna change her cloths for X-2?
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Answer: Runs to the nearest tree and takes a shit.
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They were cum stained and were torn from her lesbian incident with rikku and lulu.
How does Ward end up in prison.
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Cait Sith ate them all 
Why is Kuja wearinga crotch protector?
Why is Kuja wearinga crotch protector?
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Because he might get turned on by Quina clearly.
What happens to Lone Wolf the pickpocket?
Firion's Babe
Lover of Firion and Vincent Valentine
Lonewolf becomes an underground thief training other thiefs before going to prison.
Why did Kefka call Cecil and Golbez "half baked cookies"?
Why did Kefka call Cecil and Golbez "half baked cookies"?
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Because he has to hide his true feelings for them otherwise Kefka would be gay forever =[
Why is Rydia so awesome?
