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Worse than that, Juliet is a boy! srsly :wacky:

Where can I get quality shit? You know what I'm talkin' bout...
 
Because you touch yourself at night (natural response when I don't know the answer...)

Why won't the ringing in my ears stop :gasp:
 
Because many many of your close friends are plotting your death :wacky:

Can I has a burger?
 
Eat babies? No, you shouldn't. If you absolutely have to, I suggest eating 'em from the head down. Don't start at the feet. The noises they make when they're being slowly devoured are just plain unpleasant. Best to avoid that entirely. Don't do it.

How come my butt's so itchy?
 
Holy shit...you were actally right...i say worthless but same thing...

Ehm- Because you rape donkeys

Why DO you rape donkeys?
 
He does it expecting to hear Eddie Murphy say "Don't stick that in there!!!"...he never does...

why do the women run away from me D:
 
Because they think you're going to rape them, which is amusingly ironic. :gasp:

I DON'T RAPE DONKEYS!!!!!

Why does everyone say I rape donkeys?!
 
Cuz it's not true, dammit! >_<
Lies and slander!! Slander and lies!!

Why won't you say you love me?!
 
Usagi Jun said:
Cuz it's not true, dammit! >_<
Lies and slander!! Slander and lies!!

Why won't you say you love me?!
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*slaps myself* How dare I sully your good name by spreading such slanderous filth!

And I DO love you, I just have a hard time showing it...(I don't know if it's proper to wink or not...>_>)

WHO WANTS A COOKIE!? :cookie2:
 
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