ATTENTION FEMALES

[Tucker]

Does anyone else agree with me that One Direction is, in fact, not hot?

They look 12. Are they 12? And their songs are not impressive. I mean are they 12?

 

[AddleBoy]

They look emo.

 

[Tucker]

yuck

 

[SimplySabra]

Too boyish for me. I am only 20, yet I would feel like a pedo!

 

[Tucker]

They are all 18-20 years old

 

[AddleBoy]

Too young for you, star bar?

 

[Shaissa]

Too old for Star more likely

 

[Squid]

I've never actually seen what they look like before, I had always just heard the name and knew they were a boy band... oh lordy.

 

[Tucker]

They are sadly very popular over here in America

 

[The Witch]

from left to right:

malfoy gone way way way wayyy wrong.
trying to look "bad" but looks like the worst thing he ever did was go a few minutes past his bed time... on christmas eve.
looks like justin beiber in a few years.
what is this baby face thing he's doing? is it supposed to be attractive?
i just feel bad for this guy. he looks so

these guys are standing front to back way way wayyy too often.

i wish they would just go away tbh. im tired of seeing these talentless buffoons.

 

[Shaissa]

Ive never actually heard of these people before

 

[Shu]

They like it in Da-Butt.

 

[Yatsumiko]

Definitely NOT attractive (coming from a man who is bisexual). I wouldn't date a single one of them, I don't think (unless their personality was riveting)

 

[Yaoi Master Gavin]

As a gay man, I can say definitively that they are NOT attractive.

 

[RioDragon]

If you want Justin Bieber mixed with the Jonas Brothers trying to very badly emulate the Beach Boys (from the one video I ever saw of them... Looks really 60's-ish and was on a beach), THIS IS THE BOY BAND FOR YOU!

 

[Exoskeleton]

Haha I didn't even have to see their appearance to be disgusted by them. The lyrics of their songs were dreadful enough.
"You don't know you're beautiful and that's what makes you beautiful" Ignorance is bliss and beauty?

 

[Will Graham]

That blonde bag of shit lived just down the road from me

 

[Starships]

No because they look 10. If I ever went near one of them they would be screaming for a adult and cops would be coming around.

Plus they look all so sad. They're not happy that they're famous, making tons of money and have shitloads of fans ? Weird.

 

[Coco]

 

[Izanagi]

Who are these chumps? bring me my longsword