[Birthweek 2013] Terminate Terence the Tonberry!

He joins a cult of fellow ton's and drinks the koolaid, forgetting that all cult koolaids are poison, thus causing him to choke.
 
big aul joe joyce leaves ireland (and his woman's erse) for 3 weeks to go to terrence and fight him. he bashes his already innocent, swelled head even more and gives terrence brain damage.

terrence is now a downs syndrome in the tapes.
 
Turn 2.

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Place loads of garden rakes around Terence so that when he steps on them, they spring up and smack him in the face = 6.

Terence's mother hugs him better, however it is a trap as she is lightly dusted with depleted uranium and they both slowly but surely succumb to radiation poisoning = 4.

He shall be hit with 1,000 needles by a wild Cactuar = 4.

We find Terence hiding in a nearby tree. Calvin Candie catches his lazy bum and calls him down from the tree, then asks help from his pal with two savage dogs who tear him to shreds and eat him alive = 1.

He joins a cult of fellow ton's and drinks the koolaid, forgetting that all cult koolaids are poison, thus causing him to choke. = 4

Pastor Doctor Martin Ssempa weeps on him. = 6

Big aul joe joyce leaves bashes his already innocent, swelled head even more and gives terence brain damage. = 4

Terence trips on his own lamp and falls on his Knife, stabbing himself in the chest. = 1

Total HP = 52


Healing dice:
2 + 4 + 3= 9

= + 9 HP.


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Current HP = 61.
 
When Terrance goes to cast Everyones Grudge to counter all these attacks on him his lantern backfires and explodes, causing his face to catch fire.
 
A camp man-dolphin with legs strolls up to Terence and starts to do a lap dance in front of him.
 
john mongrel, leader of the 28rs gang in cape town tells terrence to lay with him but terrence declines. john mongrel gives a knife to a 27r and says "you keel heem".

terrence is stabbed repeatedly in the stomach. he slowly bleeds out.

terrence will continue to bleed until he dies.
 
Ygritte walked up and said, "You know nothing, Jon Snow." This inflicted undead status.
 
ElmerFudd Shows up thinking it is Terence season and shoots poor Terence :sad3:
 
Turn 3.
I had to split the drawings for this one as it was too complicated to depict everything at once.

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When Terence goes to cast Everyones Grudge to counter all these attacks on him his lantern backfires and explodes, causing his face to catch fire = 2.

A camp man-dolphin with legs strolls up to Terence and starts to do a lap dance in front of him = 5.

John mongrel, leader of the 28rs gang in cape town tells Terence to lay with him but Terence declines. john mongrel gives a knife to a 27r and says "you keel heem". Terence is stabbed repeatedly in the stomach. he slowly bleeds out. Terence will continue to bleed until he dies = 1.

Terence is moved out uh = 1.

Ygritte walked up and said, "You know nothing, Jon Snow." This inflicted undead status = 4.

Elmer Fudd Shows up thinking it is Terence season and shoots poor Terence = 3.

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Someone places Terence's gob over a curb and stomps on the back of his head = 2.

Total HP = 43


Healing dice:
5 + 1 + 1 = 7

= +7

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Current HP = 50
 
Terrance hears someone speaking in the most boring monotone voice "A history of Canada, a popup book page one. The beaver is" and proceeds to stab his own ears from insanity.
 
Geoffrey Leonard calls Terence a 'BLOODY SHITHOUSE BASTARD!', causing massive damage.
 
Clara entered the timestream to save the Doctor. She found Terence. She took away his knife and lantern. Then, she cast Everyone's Grudge on herself and stabbed Terence.
 
An uncouth man in the middle of Manchester city centre wants Terence to donate money to a dodgy charity. When Terence does not comply, the man spits at him while cussing. The bad man has made Terence sad.
 
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