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Meet Andre!
Arrr!
Andre the Adamantoise is a rough and rowdy pirate captain, who just happens to also be an adamantoise. So far Andre’s piratical career has seen him sink every ship he has ever commanded. This is not, as you might think, through any failings of his with navigation or controlling a vessel. Rather, with his shell made of adamantium, Andre is simply too heavy! Davy Jones has claimed all of the loot Andre has ever amassed.
Infuriated, but far from giving up, Andre now has his heart set on sailing a new sea, and to exercise another form of piracy. That’s right, the expansive and populous seas of the worldwide web are Andre’s new hunting ground! Through his spyglass Andre has spotted FFF, and he plans to loot the forum of its original content and amiable memberbase and turn it into a torrent streaming site!
We must end him now!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Andre is mistaken for a blastoise and Ash throws a Poke Ball at him’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Andre is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Andre has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Andre has a starting HP of 50. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Andre’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Andre’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Andre will also be healed during a Turn. 3 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Andre will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Andre. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Andre!’, while it will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to stitch his head back into place.
Prize:
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP
25 Gil and 1 BWP will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Andre:
Total HP = 0.
Arrr!
Andre the Adamantoise is a rough and rowdy pirate captain, who just happens to also be an adamantoise. So far Andre’s piratical career has seen him sink every ship he has ever commanded. This is not, as you might think, through any failings of his with navigation or controlling a vessel. Rather, with his shell made of adamantium, Andre is simply too heavy! Davy Jones has claimed all of the loot Andre has ever amassed.
Infuriated, but far from giving up, Andre now has his heart set on sailing a new sea, and to exercise another form of piracy. That’s right, the expansive and populous seas of the worldwide web are Andre’s new hunting ground! Through his spyglass Andre has spotted FFF, and he plans to loot the forum of its original content and amiable memberbase and turn it into a torrent streaming site!
We must end him now!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Andre is mistaken for a blastoise and Ash throws a Poke Ball at him’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Andre is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Andre has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Andre has a starting HP of 50. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Andre’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Andre’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Andre will also be healed during a Turn. 3 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Andre will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Andre. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Andre!’, while it will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to stitch his head back into place.
Prize:
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP
25 Gil and 1 BWP will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Andre:
Total HP = 0.
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