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Meet Azzy!
Azrael ‘Azzy’ the Ahriman is a glam rockstar with a serious attitude problem. This incarnation of the Evil Eye has fallen out with his former bandmates due to some inevitable personality clashes, and he is now attempting to fly solo!
His destructively narcissistic outlook and vulgarity are expertly disguised by an admirable creativity which has captivated FFF members. Azzy is now attempting to drive our memberbase away to become his fans off-site. Azzy has been distracting our members and leading them elsewhere so frequently that they aren’t posting or communicating as much as they once did.
We must slay him and restore activity to FFF!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Azzy waits for the first part of the FFVII remake to be released’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Azzy is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Azzy has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Azzy has a starting HP of 40. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Azzy’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Azzy’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Azzy will also be healed during a Turn. 2 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Azzy will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Azzy. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Azzy!’, while it will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to stitch his head back into place.
Prize:
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP
25 Gil and 1 BWP will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Azzy:
Total HP = 16
Azrael ‘Azzy’ the Ahriman is a glam rockstar with a serious attitude problem. This incarnation of the Evil Eye has fallen out with his former bandmates due to some inevitable personality clashes, and he is now attempting to fly solo!
His destructively narcissistic outlook and vulgarity are expertly disguised by an admirable creativity which has captivated FFF members. Azzy is now attempting to drive our memberbase away to become his fans off-site. Azzy has been distracting our members and leading them elsewhere so frequently that they aren’t posting or communicating as much as they once did.
We must slay him and restore activity to FFF!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Azzy waits for the first part of the FFVII remake to be released’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Azzy is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Azzy has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Azzy has a starting HP of 40. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Azzy’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Azzy’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Azzy will also be healed during a Turn. 2 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Azzy will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Azzy. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Azzy!’, while it will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to stitch his head back into place.
Prize:
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP
25 Gil and 1 BWP will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Azzy:
Total HP = 16
. They jump on over to Azzy and corrupt his wardrobe, which is deadly to a fashionista such as he 
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