[Birthweek 2017] Annihilate Azzy the Ahriman!
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Timmy the Turtle has encountered something radioactive, mutating into a vicious bipedal being of carnage and bloodlust. He could go all Mortal Kombat fatality on Azzy, but as those usually involve decapitations and intestines being ripped out of victims, that's a bit too hardcore for a family-friendly game. He instead just suplexes Azzy.
Ghostrider the golden red eye chocobo comes out and pecks at Azzy's eye.
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Eww sideburns!!! A rather sleepy but sometimes helpful and always adorable Tonberry shaves Azzy's shaggy, abundant sideburns. Azzy his now been forced into the 21st Century...
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Turn 3 – THE END
Azzy gets attacked by the purple and red teletubbies (Ross) = -4
An angry blue Chocobo pecked the very end of Azzy's tail and doesn't want to let go of it (JigoKuu) = -2
A toothless old woman snaps Azzy's teeth off one at a time and takes them for her own (greeny) = -5
Timmy the Turtle has encountered something radioactive, mutating into a vicious bipedal being of carnage and bloodlust. He could go all Mortal Kombat fatality on Azzy, but as those usually involve decapitations and intestines being ripped out of victims, that's a bit too hardcore for a family-friendly game. He instead just suplexes Azzy (Linnaete) = -4
And then… The killing blow:
Ghostrider the golden red eye chocobo comes out and pecks at Azzy's eye (Soulcorruptor) = -3
Total HP = 0
Azzy the Ahriman is dead.
Ghostrider swallows his eye!
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP = Soulcorruptor
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP = Linnaete
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP = greeny
I also said that the person who deals the most damage to Azzy over the course of the game shall get an extra award. After working this out it turns out that Soulcorruptor also dealt the most damage! He shall gain 4 BWP.
Here is the list of damage dealt:
Soulcorruptor = 13
Linnaete = 9
Greeny = 7
Espurr = 6
Daredevil = 6
Six = 6
Ross = 5
Galadin = 5
Konoe Mercury = 2
Shace is Great = 2
JigoKuu = 2
All participants also gain 1BWP and 25 Gil for general participation.
Thank you all for participating in this year's monster slaying competition!
Feel free to mourn (or gloat) the passing of Azzy the Ahriman here as this thread shall now become a memorial.
Turn 3 – THE END
Azzy gets attacked by the purple and red teletubbies (Ross) = -4
An angry blue Chocobo pecked the very end of Azzy's tail and doesn't want to let go of it (JigoKuu) = -2
A toothless old woman snaps Azzy's teeth off one at a time and takes them for her own (greeny) = -5
Timmy the Turtle has encountered something radioactive, mutating into a vicious bipedal being of carnage and bloodlust. He could go all Mortal Kombat fatality on Azzy, but as those usually involve decapitations and intestines being ripped out of victims, that's a bit too hardcore for a family-friendly game. He instead just suplexes Azzy (Linnaete) = -4
And then… The killing blow:
Ghostrider the golden red eye chocobo comes out and pecks at Azzy's eye (Soulcorruptor) = -3
Total HP = 0
Azzy the Ahriman is dead.
Ghostrider swallows his eye!
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP = Soulcorruptor
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP = Linnaete
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP = greeny
I also said that the person who deals the most damage to Azzy over the course of the game shall get an extra award. After working this out it turns out that Soulcorruptor also dealt the most damage! He shall gain 4 BWP.
Here is the list of damage dealt:
Soulcorruptor = 13
Linnaete = 9
Greeny = 7
Espurr = 6
Daredevil = 6
Six = 6
Ross = 5
Galadin = 5
Konoe Mercury = 2
Shace is Great = 2
JigoKuu = 2
All participants also gain 1BWP and 25 Gil for general participation.
Thank you all for participating in this year's monster slaying competition!
Feel free to mourn (or gloat) the passing of Azzy the Ahriman here as this thread shall now become a memorial.
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I have a vague feeling of sad not seeing those sideburns shaved off! 
Fitting end though
Fitting end though
Ghostrider just needed to eat that eye
I can think of a good comment for that right now.
I can think of a good comment for that right now.