[BW '14] FFF Member Awards

[Donald Trump]

I nominate every single current, former, and future staff member for every category. The below list is for people I especially want to nominate for their inherent worthiness. If you don't see your username, or name, or nickname below one of two situations is the case. If you are a current moderator, it is because you are so great that to even nominate you especially would ruin the point of the awards because everyone would just vote for you, because you are just go great at heavily monitoring things and legislating the fun out of anything. Or, you are a not a current member of staff in which case it is because I hate you.

FFF King: Hal, I am the obvious choice for this, I think we can all agree on that.
FFF Queen: Beautiful Charlotte, Because I am the King, she is the Queen.
Topic of the Year: Mandi.
Most Attractive male: Hal
Most Attractive Female: Beautiful Charlotte
Friendliest Member: Hal, I haven't been infracted for trolling or flaming for over a year, clearly I am very friendly.
Most Knowledgeable About FF: Is this category supposed to be an insult? If so, the no negative rep rules.
Most Quotable Member: Hal, I am the funniest member, which makes me the most quotable
Most Helpful Member: Hal Hal is very similar to Hel, and pful doesn't mean anything so I am clearly the right choice.
Most Improved Member: Hal, or Mandi, she is much improved.
Best New Member: Hal, or Emperor Kirito, or @Kiribo @Kirihito, @whatever his name is. No one had heard of this guy before he became one of the heavy monitoring crew, and now he's bring them new fresh ideas. I heard CassinoChips call him OutKast (I may have misheard), because he's just so fresh and so clean.
Shoutbox Fanatic: Hal, or FFFaru's Riggs and Murtagh. I haven't seen any posts by Decado or @Belazor. Because DragonByte Tech did so much good tech administrating when the site changed, I know that they haven't needed to do any tech administrating lately. Therefore they must be really busy in the Shoutbox. Enjoy the Commonwealth Games.
Best Thread Creator: Hal, this one was very hard. It was very hard to see anyone other than myself who deserved this award, and there wasn't.
Best Quality Poster: See below
Best Debater: Hal, All the nominees for this prestigious award should have a debate to see who deserves this award. I know I am the clear winner, but I have no objections to a mass debate.
Biggest Spammer: Hal
Member You Wish Would Post More: My El Salvadorean lesbian feminist nurse married to a doctor despite being bad at government studies friend moogling
Member You’d Like to Get to Know Better: Hal, I had a funny answer before but this stupid fucking forum logged me out. I now cannot think of my previous answer. It was pretty funny, this is a Kubla Khan moment but for jokes. So I'll also nominate SaCha Lizard. Know I remember, it wasn't that funny. It was Beautiful Charlotte, if you know what I mean.
Best Username: Hal anyone who has seen True Detective will know my username is the best.
Funniest Member: Hal, I am the only answer.
Site Flirt: Beautiful Charlotte, she is always flirting with me by being so beautiful.
Best Artist Hal, or Magritte, or Kelly
Best GFX Artist: Hal of that Irish guy called Paddy Power or something like that.
Best GFX Clan:Cs up Bs down.
Best RPer: Lewis
Best RP: Brazilian Tom
Best RP Character: Calibabes, she is being RPed by Alex Jones and John Boehner
Unfairly banned member who should be unbanned because the reason why he was banned was unfair and made up just to get rid of him because someone drastically overreacted: James, AKA @The Marquis of Granby