Candy Canes For All 2013!

I'm giving 1 (one) candy cane to each of the following users:

@ Mitsuki : Because she's an efficient and attentive Administrator. She knows how to do her job here and helps me a lot. And because she's asian. Asians are awesome.

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Example of an asian.
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@ Lord Golbez : Without him, we wouldn't be able to give virtual candy canes to each other. Can you imagine a world without it?

@ Chanteru : I give her a candy cane, so the nekogranny can walk nicely with a new cane. Until she eats it.

@ iSmiff : So he can philosophize about the true nature of Christmas, what it means to be Santa and how the world works only to have this holyday at the end of every year. Every. Fucking. Year.

@ applet : I give her a ̶p̶o̶i̶s̶o̶n̶e̶d̶ candy cane so she can ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶d̶r̶e̶a̶m̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶e̶t̶ ̶S̶e̶p̶h̶i̶r̶o̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶l̶t̶e̶r̶n̶a̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶f̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶s̶ pretend it's Sephiroth somehow. Somehow.

@ Yaoi Master Gavin : I give him a candy cane because I know he'll love to suck it. Especially in Christmas.

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Gavin's reaction to the sweet rod
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@Gavin Free : Because she left. Thank you for leaving, Gavin Free.

@Shenora i : So she can have inspiration for a new weapon to a new roleplaying character. Candy Swordswoman.

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Has a 10% chance of inflicting dental caries and diabetes
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@Björk: Because I have a lot of candy canes. That's so socialist.

@Six : I give her a candy cane because it resembles the number 6. I wish I could give her 666 candy canes, so she could summon Santa, but @Dean Ambrose ate it all. With coke.

@AddleBoy: I give him a candy cane because '_'

@Junko Enoshima: Because he's hyperactive. That way he'll vibrate so much he will vanish to another quantum state and dance a circular celtic dance with Sephirot and applet. In hell.

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applet waiting for Junko in hell
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@Noblesse Oblige: So he can use it as an alternative weapon to defend the weak.

@Soulcorruptor: Because his life is pure misery. I feel pity for him. A candy cane will make his constant state of meh a little more pleasurable and less meh.

@Big Casino: To make a sweet bridge between us.

@General Beatrix: Because he rocks. He opened my eyes, all of them, to the truth I was not wanting to see. You know! YOU KNOW!

That's it for now.

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Vicron, if this is Albert, then hell yes I would. He's a bud.
Me Gustith, just to get her lazy ass off and reignite Destrillians.
Yaoi Master Gavin, because I adore him enough to give candy. Along with his adorable RP characters.
Infamous Squee, because he is rather interesting and our chatter on chat box is fun and weird.
Mikasa, because she gave me candy and is a sweet girl aye.
Shenorai, she teaches me well and she's a part of MY PEOPLE!
Mitsuki, because she's part of MY PEOPLE too. :B
Noblesse Oblige, because I wanted to work alongside him for so long and got little chance to do so.
Big Casino, because Aberdeen rocks and I wanna return there again someday. Viva Scotland.
 
@Chanteru - The evil granny cat! What to say about her. She is pretty funny and great person to talk to! Hopefully I will talk to her more soon
@Mitsuki - Helps with almost everyone problem, is always open to new ideas, and... well... I figure a little bribery might help me out in the end :grin:
Galadín - first of all... get rid of the i thing :mokken: Secondly, she called me a nut case! :hmph: Thirdly... she was actually pretty fun to talk to :grin: Hopefully we will talk again soon :sad2:
@Rapture (I think) Mel Mel Mel, she was always fun and easy to talk to... hopefully she comes back soon :sad3:
 
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Here are some of mine for the time being.

1. @Vircon. Because he’s a genuinely friendly guy and a model member of the forum.

2. @Mitsuki. She is essentially the mother of the forum. She is also a nice person, very mature in personality, and with a cunningly wicked sense of humour. :ahmed:

3. @Six. I’ve been impressed by Kira’s dedication to the site.

4. @Pockets. Because the moose needs to be fed a candy cane at this time of year so that he can fly and pull a Santa imposter’s sleigh. :pockets:

5. @Morgalodia. It is a sad thing that I’ve not seen Jurassic Jay much this year, seeing him even less than many other members I’ve not had the honour of seeing lately, but I’m one for holding memories as dearly as the present. I hope all is well. I see occasional glimpses on FB.

6. @Mistletoe. For surviving the haunting of the hilltop cow, and other feral creatures of the valley. He’s a hero of our times. And when he breaks from these deeds his Let’s Play episodes have generated interest and activity.

7. @Big Casino. FFF’s ambassador for Scotland. Not only is he a nice person, but his passion for Scotland is inspiring, and it’s good to discuss things historical with him. I wish him all the best for Christmas and 2014.

8. @Fleur. I’ve not had much of a chance to see Olivia this year, but I think she should appreciate this innocent and tasty candy cane since all of the candy canes sold in her native seaside town shall be shaped like vulgar penises.

9. @Cookie McGee. For being another nice and friendly member of the forum. And also for putting up with me blowing him up on GTA5 more times than I’ve actually intended. I felt particularly bad for a time recently when I had placed a C4 on a helicopter and then ran away. He innocently discovered and piloted the abandoned helicopter, took high to the skies and then I not-so-innocently detonated and watched him scatter. :sad2: Sorry.

10. @Hayabusa. For much of the same reasons as Cookie Adam. It’s been good to play games online with actual people again, something I’ve not done often lately, so I’m honoured I’ve been allowed to play sometimes with you and the others.

11. @Rapture. For Mel it is similar reasoning for the former two. It has been fun. But additionally, outside of that, I've not seen a lot of Mel forum-wise, nor had many conversations in recent times. Since I've not used a mic online I currently tend to just have to beep a horn, blow something up, or follow her own verbal instructions to communicate. So here I am communicating by sending a candy cane. :argor:
 
Some more from me;
Cookie McGee - my Irish buddy who I moan to on facebook sometimes about life :mokken: I miss cod with everyone :sad3:
Dionysos - it's been a while since I've spoken to you but I remember talking to you about traveling and whatnot. I love other people who like traveling and history!
Morgalodia - again I haven't spoken to you in ages Jay but I hope you're well etc etc
Six - for always being so friendly and nice. And you love cats too which is a plus

Think I've done 9 now.
 
So in no particular order I'm handing out all my candy this year.

1. Kandy-Sugar We miss you gurl. :sad3:

2. Infamous Squee Because I'd totally motorboat you. Blublublub!

3. AddleBoy Because I'd tap that chocolatey goodness.

4. Noblesse Oblige Because we're absentish mods but we make up for it with our charm(?).

5. Yaoi Master Gavin Because sex.

6. Mitsuki Because you're awesome and pleasedon'tfiremeI'llbemoreactiveinjanuarywhenI'mnothomeless.

7. CassinoChips Because you changed your name back and because pope Jpizzle is still a thing.

8. @‎Cardiac Kid Cause I'd tap that if I were a girl.

9. @‎Ilyena We don't communicate nearly as much as I'd like too. You're the coolest.

10. Tipsynaruto Because you live in an awesome mystical land and write awesome mystical RP posts.

11. Baseret Because your RP posts give me hope for a future in our section.

12. Shenorai Welcome back and I love your awesome contributions. And I'd tap those posts.

13. Mikasa Cause I love your roleplay enthusiasm and Mikasa fuckin rocks as a character.

14. Wilhelm Scream Those GFX skills keep getting better and better yo.

15. Me Gustith (Channiliscious)Cause your body stay's vicious cause you up in the gym jus werkin on dat fitness.

16. Yu Narukami I'll be your best friend forever if you can help me get through Ada's campaign on professional :tehe:

17. Dionysos What happened to the Argor251 I used to know? :sad2:

18. Valkyrur Where have you gone? Come back! We have cookies!

19. Rorolina Frixell Cause I'd tap that with a finger, but like a super awesome finger...like, one that has foam and allows me to show off my twerking skills.

6 left because I'm friendless :sad3:
 
@Belazor et Britannia for always understanding no matter how crazy I get and also for berating me for right clicking everytime I needed to copy and paste. You know I am technologically challenged! Also, thanks for making me laugh and always being there to chat over Skype and being on the receiving end of Art Attack more times than I care to remember. Your advice about what to do about my basketball coach also worked a treat; I believe it has benefitted the team as a whole and has made everyone much more friendly now that I took your advice and spoken up. Lastly, before I forget, thanks for being wimp enough to be bullied into watching Supernatural, that still makes me giggle. :D

@Six for being awesome from day one. She encourages, she pushes and I give her every reason to get vexed but she doesn't. Thank you for believing in me, giving me a chance and having the patience of a saint when other things distracted me from my responsibilities. You are a inspiration both in terms of your graphicking genius and of course your dedication to this forum. :hug:

@Mitsuki for pure brilliance. Definitely the good cop of the pair (sorry Kira :P), you have always been there with a kind word and helpful advice no matter how trivial the question. (Do I see Mitsuki as a deity to be looked on in awe....definitely!) Dispite this though, thank you for being very approachable and easy to talk to- whenever we got the chance. Here's to Mammy Mitsuki! :cheers:

@Mosh for my fellow Moogle lover and all the times you've taken the time to have a chat. I wish you the very best for the coming year and hope you are having a ball with your new executive position here on the forum. ;))

@Shacae for being an absolute nutcase and actually being fun to talk to too. From Bugsy to Blue to Shacae you'll always be great fun to have a laugh at....I mean "with" on the shoutbox. For all the spam and roaring dinosaurs and ugliest teddies of all time that you've sent my way. Nobody does it better!

@Starships for the sweetest Visitor Message I have ever received. I just had to give some sweetness back for that! :hug:

@Yu Narukami @Exoskeleton @Dean Ambrose @Wilhelm Scream for the short lived but never to die clan days! You guys rocked. \m/ ...and maybe one day we will finish those collaborations Exoskeleton. :P

@Dark Lumina @Stevie my fellow DF buddies. :grouphug: Both are good friends of mine; Stevie for his streaming genius and being my pal all the way back since Observers days (us back then, remember our first AHP sessions? :D), Dark Lumina for facing Red Promotion alongside me and giving me drive for MTC.

Shucks folks, I'm starting to cloud up and rain here.

13 Candy Canes left.
 
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16. @Yu Narukami I'll be your best friend forever if you can help me get through Ada's campaign on professional :tehe:
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Welp all you hasta do is ask me on the PSN and I'll join up :P
Chanteru Cause you're one of the coolest girls on the forums who's been uber friendly and helpful to me :D and you've been a good sport in P4A when I go overboard (and you got me to try FFXIV which I love now :P)
Galadín for being a great Clan Leader, wasn't sure how well you'd do since I never really talked to you before, but you proven yourself a good leader and a good friend, I hope to one day have the clans revived so we can all make graphics together again.
Six for again being a Great Clan leader, out of all of them you've been the longest and most helpful, understanding, and strictest(in a good way mind you) clan leader, You always do your best to help get activity up and were really helpful when I attempted to become a clan leader. :3
Dragon Mage Dunno if you still come on here but you're always my main lady of choice due to your sharp wit, funny nature, and good looks ;D, aside from that you're a old friend I've been friends with for ages and you always treat me well :3, anyways your always tops if I could I'd give you 5 Canes :P.
Stevie For being a awesome opponent in Persona 4 Arena you never got butthurt when I beat you with liz and are always someone to give me a real fight with Yukiko :P, you're also a great RPer, and a good buddy I've had since the old massive Dissidia Thread xD.
Exoskeleton Noblesse Oblige ElvenAngel Hayabusa Rorolina Frixell Soulcorruptor Tipsynaruto You are all amazing Rpers I've had the honor of RPing with each one of you put alot of effort in the RP's I lead or was a member of and I truly value meeting you all in the RP section, I hope you guys keep that section alive and kicking for some time (aside Elven cause I think she left lol)

thats pretty much it for now
 
Galadín Totally forgot your candycane! Sowy! :gasp2: Yep one day we'll finish them. I'm actually going to finish one and PM you to get your opinions and stuff. But probably after the new year rolls around...or in a decade :britt:

5 more left because I'm friendless.
 
Eh, I suppose with so many folks sending me twisted peppermint sweets, I ought to do the same, eh?

Of course, @Kandy-Sugar receives one, for one should always give credit where credit is due. Without Kandy, this game would not be here.

@Dean Winchester , @Zeria Iiyasei , @Vradica , @Hejaloki , @Dark Fayte , @Dincht , @Ezio Auditore , @Arthvader , @Rorolina Frixell and @Jimmy for partaking in Tales of FFF so long ago.

@Izanagi , @Infamous Squee , @Yaoi Master Gavin and @Soulcorruptor for partaking in Scattered Shadows. Sorry Damon, but the rules state I can only hand out one cane per person.

@ElvenAngel , @Hera Ledro , @Red Fox and @DragonMage all receive one for being amazing writers.

@Lord Golbez , for he is the site owner. :p

@Mitsuki for managing this menagerie of members for over five years.

@Dionysos and @MC Clapyohandz for handling the forums overall.

@Exoskeleton and @Noblesse Oblige for keeping the Role-Play forum in check.

...well, damn. That's all my canes. :(
 
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I'm gonna give some out there's still time!
Big Casino, Cookie McGee, Mistletoe, Ohri-Jin, Paper Ballerina, Pockets, Rapture and Toshiya

I might give some more out soon.
 
Ok, here are two more people that I should really have mentioned before:
Shenorai - For generally being grand in the SB and being a fellow LPer. Thanks for being around :)
Rapture - While you aren't around FFF very much lately, I'll throw this here and hope you see it. See you back on Blops/Ghosts sometime! :monocle:
 
@Maggie Thatcher - I would give you a candy cane, but unfortunately Thatcherism dictates that I would have to sell it to you, rather than just distributing it to you like some lowly charity. That might be a little bit socialist for your liking. RIP Maggie, and don't roll too much around in your grave knowing that we still had to spend taxpayers' money on your funeral which might have been slightly uhh, one tier below that of a state funeral.

@Queen Elizabeth II - Congratulations, Your Majesty! Your royal line of succession has been secured for another generation with a healthy new scion. Because I'm just a commoner with very finite financial resources, I can only afford to give you this candy cane. Sorry for not tuning in to your annual Christmas broadcast this year. It was undoubtedly as insightful and enlightening as ever, but my attention was drawn to the message delivered by that well known criminal Edward Snowden. Merry (belated) yuletide season, Your Majesty. Keep encouraging Philip to do what he's best at, i.e. making funny politically incorrect jokes and comments.

@Prince Charles - Congratulations, Your Royal Highness! You're a grandfather now and you still haven't even got a proper job! You must be very proud, as your immortal mother ticks on with perhaps another 20 years to go on the throne.

@Prince William - Congratulations, Your Royal Highness! You're now a father. Enjoy some difficult years ahead as you struggle to your utmost physical and emotional limit in bringing up the new baby and - oh, who am I kidding? You probably have like, ten maids at hand to alleviate enough of the stress and struggle for you.

@Kate Middleton - Congratulations, uhh, Kate! It's great to see a commoner(...) such as yourself start from uhh, humble beginnings(?) and rising up the ladder from the very first rung with such hard work and effort to get to where you are. Oh, wait, no. You probably haven't. You just happened to be the chosen girl of the second-in-line to the throne. Being a mother is probably the most work you'll ever have to do in your life. I sympathise with your perilous plight, so here's a candy.

@Prince George - Congratulations, little one! You've nothing to fear or worry about in life (providing of course we don't decide to enact our own version of the French Revolution in the future) and you're instantly dead-set on becoming our new figurehead ruler purely through the distinguished lottery of chance. That and the fact that you've been born this year, and how everyone in the damn country was supposed to behave as sycophantic and obsessed towards and with the royal birth and the family as the media wanted us to be. I am so excited for what glorious new utopia this little boy will bless us with!

@Kim Jong-Un - Providing I don't get purged and machine-gunned for this, can I just say that giving you candy might not be the wisest idea given the slight issue with your weight. Though having said that, I hope you have had an excellent regular December this year, with plenty of food (which of course, you will always have, unlike the rest of your people) and with the entire family and extended family around (hey, your uncle didn't turn up...), and I wish you another prosperous new year. Despite what the brainwashed westerners say about you, carry on maintaining the paradise that is the DPRK, which is undoubtedly the envy of the world and the only piece of territory on this planet blessed with the grace and banner of Kim Il-Sung the Eternal Leader.

@David Cameron - This is for your genius porn blocking scheme. It's an absolutely flawless scheme and it in no way stinks of misplaced priorities. Thank God we have brave Prime Ministers like you who fearlessly tackle the toughest and most pressing problems in this country, because otherwise we'd all be screwed. And also, if I give you this candy, can you get our university Tory Party members to stop being dicks to non-Tories?
 
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