Chocobo Egg Games Nursery

[Dionysos]

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For a little over a year, FFF members have been popping out babies here, there, and everywhere (through purchasing or winning Chocobo Eggs).

FFF will now be using its infant creatures in special events called Chocobo Egg Games (CEGs for short). The type of games which our ceglings will participate in shall be varied, but we do plan to cross-over with Christmas, Easter, Birthweek, and Halloween events in the future.



Participation and rewards:

These events will work a little differently than other FFF events.

Usually, every Chocobo Egg creature (or cegling) already born at the time of the start of an event will automatically participate. When a particular cegling wins a game then both parents of the creature shall get rewarded. The rewards shall, of course, depend on the particular competition.

In some games you do not need to be the owner of a Chocobo Egg to participate, but the Chocobo Egg creatures shall be the actors in each game. Non-parents shall still get rewards for participation as is usual in an FFF event.

Want to be a parent and make a profit for your offspring battling and performing tricks? Simply purchase a Chocobo Egg in the MogShop and wait for a co-parent!

Want to increase your chances of getting rewards? Have more children! Be as promiscuous as you like!


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See below posts for:

• Information on each Chocobo Egg cegling.
• Current hall of fame

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Keep an eye out for upcoming CEG events!

Let us know if you have any questions.

 

[Dionysos]

Cegling biographical information:
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Name: Brahnetosaurus
Smiley code: : brahneto:
Parents: @Mitsuki and @JigoKuu
Birthday: November 9th 2016
Bio: The Brahnetosaurus creature is so named as she has a booty strongly resembling Queen Brahne’s. The face looks quite similar too. Do not be afraid by this brontosaurus-Brahne hybrid’s incessant stomping; she has a soft spot for theatrical spectacles.


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Name: Chocobuncle
Smiley code: : chocobuncle:
Parents: @Soulcorruptor and @Dionysos
Birthday: January 10th 2017
Bio: The Chocobuncle combines the graceful might of a chocobo and a carbuncle, but re-imagines them using the mould of a griffin. This creature loves to guard treasure.

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Name: Chickenosaurus six
Smiley code: : chickenosaurus:
Parents: @Linnaete and @Six
Birthday: April 17th 2017
Bio: The shortest dinosaur known to science. Livi's appreciation of the Chickenosaurus combined with Kira's love of purple has blossomed into a beautiful Dutch dinosaur. This carnivore needs a stool and decorative clogs in order to feed on its primary food sources of heels, toes, and ankles.

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Name: Cabroot
Smiley code: : cabroot:
Parents: @greeny and @Espurr
Birthday: April 18th 2017
Bio: What do you get when you mix a cabbage with a lalafell? You get a bizarre creature whose vocabulistics is limited to 'I' and 'am' and 'Cabroot', exclusively in that order.

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Name: Rossmanian Devil
Smiley code: : rossmanian:
Parents: @Ross and @Mitsuki
Birthday: July 11th 2017
Bio: What happens when a Tasmanian Devil crosses paths with a devout nun? You get a deeply conflicted marsupial obsessed with repentance for the immense sin of its name's implied affiliation with The Beast. This poor creature is often found attempting to exorcise itself. It wears a cross medallion and pushes a bible about wherever it goes.

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Name: The Abominable Snowmitts
Smiley code: : snowmitts:
Parents: @Mitsuki and @shivas
Birthday: July 12th 2017
Bio: The Abominable SnowMitts is a gorilla-like creature who is at home in the Indian Himalayas. Rumours suggest that it is an avatar of Shiva with the express purpose of cooling down the hot tempers of our modern world. Good luck with that!

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Name: The Dantelope
Smiley code: : dantelope:
Parents: @Dionysos and @shivas
Birthday: July 20th 2017
Bio: The Dantelope is an antelope-satyr or faun composed of an Arabian oryx. This playful creature brings Dionysian delights to the desert, but also inspires a considerable amount of madness. Approach with caution, but enjoy the grapes and wine in moderation!

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Name: Moombat
Smiley code: : moombat:
Parents: @Galadín and @charmy
Birthday: November 1st 2017
Bio: On one dark evening a Moomba wandered into Transylvania. Out of the shadows Countess Galadín Nimcelithil crept and sunk her fangs into the unsuspecting feline’s furry neck and made a feast of its blood. The result of this union is the horrifically cute Moombat!

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Name: Angrybeard
Smiley code: : angrybeard:
Parents: @sly and @Soulcorruptor
Birthday: November 12th 2017
Bio: Every now and then a ridiculously manly baby is born. The ancient Greeks had Herakles. The 1980s had Chuck Norris. Our generation has just witnessed the arrival of Angrybeard the Bomb. This creature makes Spartans look like Boy Scouts. Not only does he spit flame, but he also spits out any milk you attempt to feed him, demanding a spinach and steroids soup instead. Be careful. Angrybeard is extremely volatile and if you tempt fate by angering him even a teeny bit more, he is very likely to self-destruct!


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Name: Linnerva
Smiley code: : linnerva:
Parents: @Soulcorruptor and @Linnaete
Birthday: November 14th 2017
Bio: All societies need justice. Now that the ceglings are ten in number, a judiciary has been deemed necessary. Carrying the golden scales of justice in her talons, Linnerva the soulsnatch has enthusiastically assented to the task. All souls shall be judged from up high by this wise but peculiar owl’s all-seeing, frightful glare. However, lest Linnerva feel herself too ascended in her position, this hooting harpy has grown donkey ears to ground her with humility.

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Name: Dinny Sore
Smiley code: : dinny:
Parents: @Konoe Mercury and @Dionysos
Birthday: December 12th 2017
Bio: Dinny Sore (or simply, The Don) is an Italian immigrant who ruthlessly carved a name for himself in the Canadian criminal underworld. This hadrosaurid dinosaur with Kappa features will make you an offer you cannot refuse. This mobster is inseparable from his trusted Tommy Gun (nicknamed ‘Quiet’) and fedora hat (nicknamed ‘My Love’). You’ll sleep with the fishes if you mess with Dinny.

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Name: Panter Paws
Smiley code: : panterpaws:
Parents: @Soulcorruptor and @charmy
Birthday: January 5th 2018
Bio:
Have you ever wondered how Santa Claus manages to deliver presents to every child on the planet in just one night? Teleportation and time travel, of course! He does not use a time machine (that would be silly), but instead relies on the canine abilities which the cool hounds of Eos use to help their Chosen King. That’s right, Santa Claus is actually a magical dog named Panter Paws!

Mr. Paws has wolfed down many cookies, puddings, and Christmas meals, and has piled on the pounds over this festive season (and many others)! Since he can’t move much anymore, teleporting remains his main method of locomotion. Help him keep Christmas all the year!

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Name: Lameow the Hot Cat
Smiley code: : lameow:
Parents: @sly and @Linnaete
Birthday: August 7th 2019
Bio: What happens when you eat a hot dog just before bed? Your imagination serves you up a breaded cat in the form of the nightmarish vision of a Lamia! Known as Empurress Lameow the Hot Cat, this frightful creature can only be sated by one thing: Instagram follows and likes.

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Name: Shelby Goldenrod
Smiley code: : shelby:
Parents: @Mitsuki and @DaggerTribal
Birthday: October 7th 2019
Bio:
What is a mammal doing in an egg? That wasn't the only thought scrambling this monkey's brain as he developed within his shell. It seems his surprisingly acute intellect had hatched several decades prior to his own conception, so he had ample time to think about the concerning state of his cegling siblings who have been abused and hunted in various games for the entertainment of the forum. Cracking out of his shell with a roar, Shelby Goldenrod has pledged himself to becoming the poacher rather than the poached... With his eggshell as his raft and a toasty soldier as a paddle (and smack-stick) this hard-boiled simian refuses to be coddled!

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Name: Purrsephone
Smiley code: : purrsephone:
Parents: @Mitsuki and @Six
Birthday: October 10th 2019
Bio:
A new witch's familiar imbued with charms by Matoya herself. This portentous little tiger cub will go straight for your liver for a mantic peek into the future (which she would record in one of her many blood-stained notebooks). She won’t eat you though, for her diet consists strictly of soup. It is said that should you find Purrsephone on the prowl, simply leave a bowl of soup and say her name six times and you should be left alone. Unless she is angry, in which case you shall become the soup.

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Name: Gizmodeer
Smiley code: : gizmodeer:
Parents: DaggerTribal and Soulcorruptor
Birthday: November 26th 2019
Bio:
You may have heard of the mogwai: mysterious furry critters known for ruining Christmas for humans in the 80s. But what pulls the sleighs for the mogwai of the North Pole? The Gizmodeer, of course! Since they self-replicate whenever it rains or snows, the mogwai need never fear a shortage of this prized animal. Due to its mischievous nature, it is definitely not suited for humans. Whatever you do, please do not feed this animal hay or carrots after midnight. The Gizmodeer’s antlers of ice spread a message of joy sorrow and goodwill mayhem across the world.

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Name: Flappy Feet
Smiley code: : flappyfeet:
Parents: Soulcorruptor and Ilyena
Birthday: February 18th 2020
Bio:
Not many know this, but deep in the chilliest peaks of Antarctica live a race of ice dragons. They roll their eggs down the mountains to be raised by those quirky flightless birds which are known to huddle together. This affords the dragons more time for hunting and guarding the ancient secrets of the icy continent. Fl’Ap-i F’iitt is one such recently hatched ice dragon. In the Draconic tongue his name means “All-devouring Lord of the thunderous roar”, but his birdy childminders have taken to calling him Flappy Feet as a phonetic rendering and on account of his rather awesome moves.
If you dare to call Flappy Feet a penguin then there shall be dire consequences, for he is actually a ferocious ice dragon.


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Name: The Head
Smiley code: : thehead:
Parents: Final Fantasy Forums and Lord Golbez
Birthday: April 1st 2020
Bio:
In 666 BC a mysterious cult opened a dimensional portal to the terrifying realm of Faros Ill Op’yad! What eldritch abominations did they let slip into our universe? Thankfully the gate was closed within seconds and all cult members were executed for their crimes. It seems, however, that an indescribable entity with an unpronounceable name managed to get past them, mayhaps stuck to the bottom of their sandals or underneath their helmets. It thrived unseen for thousands of years behaving as the ‘genius’ behind many important decisions in the world. Today, the being (known colloquially as The Head) is the secret mastermind behind Final Fantasy Forums itself and it has allowed an essence of itself to be reborn from one of our eggs.

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Name: Beelzebulbble
Smiley code: : beelzebulbble:
Parents: Miĸo and JigoKuu
Birthday: May 14th 2020
Bio:
The bringer of the worst catastrophe of our times has been born. Ash Ketchum was turned into literal ash when he attempted to catch this creature. A Bulbasaur from Hell with a Black Materia on its back, Beelzebulbble threatens to effortlessly summon Meteor and destroy our planet should we fail to serve its will. It is currently unknown if this being actually possesses the soul of Sephiroth inside it, or if it is only an obsessed fan.
Don’t be fooled by its cute face. If you offer it dis pear then it'll bite your fingers off.

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Name: Father Funguy
Smiley code: : funguy:
Parents: Paddy McGee and Six
Birthday: 2nd September 2020
Bio:
“I hear you’re a Yoshi-clicker now, Father!”
These were the first words Father Funguy heard as he blindly cracked out of his shell, clicking furiously to echo-locate the tasty owner of that voice. Perhaps the Father’s father had sinned with Yoshi and the Lord was punishing him by infecting him with cordyceps. Perhaps the Father was the product of immaculate conception and the miraculous egg was simply showered with fungi-spores. Perhaps this is an ecumenical matter.

Regardless, this priestly clicker from the cretaceous is out, his shroomlocks blowing in the wind, and he is in dire need of the cordy-dentist.

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Name: Slippy the Kangaroo
Smiley code: : slippy:
Parents: Soulcorruptor and who
Birthday: February 9th 2021
Bio:
Some ceglings cautiously crack out of their eggs as soon as they can. This cegling, however, is only interested in cracking cases. While he has been conscious since Christmas day, he put off emerging into this world until he could solve the curious incident of the toe in the photograph. The moment he was satisfied with his deductions, Slippy the albino kangaroo smashed his way out of his egg with enough force to turn it into a fine powder.
“Elementary, my dear Brucey” stated Slippy to his right fist as he fastened up his boxing gloves.
Chancing upon what he thought were his Christmas slippers, Slippy slid into two discarded banana skins and awkwardly hopped towards his next case.

The code for the new smiley is : slippy: without the spaces.

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Name: Shooingway
Smiley code: : shooingway:
Parents: Miko and Linnaete
Birthday: 5th January 2022
Bio:
Mankind has long mused that the moon could be made out of cheese. According to the Loporrit that live there, if cheese goes well with carrots then they’d be very happy to 'cheddarform' our celestial neighbour to match our dreams. The shoopuf has been selected as the ideal animal for this lunar labour, due to a misunderstanding about that creature’s role in trampling through the Moonflow. The result, Shooingway, is moulded from the brie you forgot to eat over the Christmas festivities. Alas, the Loporrit did not know the ins and outs of shoopuf anatomy and thus patched the holes in their knowledge with elements more familiar to them.

The Shooingway drips its delicious goo as it stomps the silvery surface of our moon, and every dollop leaves the moon at least a little bit cheesier than it was before…

Go on. Taste ze shoopuf. It’ll be brielliant.

 

[Dionysos]

CEG event scoreboard
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Event	Winner	Parents	Reward
Snowball Elimination		Soulcorruptor Dionysos	5 CT 5 GP Christmas Ball
Snowman Sculpt		shivas Dionysos	5 CT 3 GP Christmas Ball
Springtime Story		Linnaete Soulcorruptor Dionysos Rey	5 CT 3 GP
Blitzball Match		Soulcorruptor charmy Sprout Espurr Linnaete Six sly Mitsuki JigoKuu Dionysos	3 CT 2 BWP 1 GP
Spooky Spotting		- Sly Soulcorruptor - Espurr Sprout - Mitsuki JigoKuu Soulcorruptor Dionysos - Linnaete Soulcorruptor Charmy Galadin Sly Linnaete Mitsuki Six -	4 CT 1 GP - 3 CT - 2 CT - 1 CT
Pass the Parcel		DaggerTribal Soulcorruptor _ Espurr Sprout - DaggerTribal Mitsuki	4 CT + 1 GP - 3 CT - 2 CT

Hall of Fame

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Position	Cegling	Parents	Score*	Rewards
1st		greeny Espurr	16
2nd		Soulcorruptor Dionysos	15.5​	Christmas Ball
3rd		sly Soulcorruptor	13​
4th		Dionysos shivas	12	Christmas Ball
5th		Linnaete Six	11.5​
6th		Soulcorruptor Linnaete	10
6th		Mitsuki Jigokuu	10
7th		Ross Mitsuki​	9
7th		Galadin charmy	9
8th		Mitsuki shivas	8	Golden Glove
8th		Rey Dionysos	8
8th		Soulcorruptor charmy	8	Golden Boot
9th		DaggerTribal Soulcorruptor	4
10th		DaggerTribal Mitsuki	3
11th		Sly Linnaete Mitsuki Six	2	-
12th		Soulcorruptor Ilyena Final Fantasy Forums Lord Golbez Miko JigoKuu Paddy McGee Six	0

*Generally speaking for every event a cegling participates in, the cegling will score 1 cegling point for participation.






For placing after winning, ceglings shall receive the following additional points:
1st place = 3 cegling points.
2nd place = 2 cegling points.
3rd place = 1 cegling points.

 

[sly]

I got a blue egg... I think.

 

[Soulcorruptor]

so will details of this snowball elimination be posted in here now?

 

[Dionysos]

I got a blue egg... I think.

That's the egg for naming Mitsuki's actual real life child (now born). It is our error that this is still for sale in the MogShop and it has now been deactivated. You will be refunded!

The Chocobo Egg that you are looking for is under Moogle Station > Smiley Outlet.

 

[sly]

Did Mits name her kid Joe by any chance? Asking for a friend.

 

[Dionysos]

so will details of this snowball elimination be posted in here now?

It is getting its own thread soon, but the results will be included in this thread too.

See this thread as the main hub for any chocobo egg games.

 

[Mitsuki]

I got a blue egg... I think.

And if your friend's still curious: http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/threads/63535-Stork-s-Delivery?p=1115818&viewfull=1#post1115818


Sprites are looking great, Dan! My babies are too cute. One was planned, the other two were not, but that's okay!

 

[Dionysos]

In case people haven't yet seen it, there is a second Christmas CEG event that started yesterday.

See here:
http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/threads/64063-Snowman-Sculpt



The Snowball Elimination game is still, of course, active until only one cegling lives (or until our Christmas events are over).

 

[sly]

Xander is not a real name.

 

[Dionysos]

Our first CEG event (Snowball Elimination) has ended, and is the victor!

http://bit.ly/2AtBe68

The scoreboards have been updated.

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Don't forget that all ceglings are also participating in the Snowman Sculpt event. Care to help your favourite ceglings out?

http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/threads/64063-Snowman-Sculpt

 

[Dionysos]

The overall Cegling leaderboard has been updated and we have a new leader in !

Chocobo Egg Games Nursery

For a little over a year, FFF members have been popping out babies here, there, and everywhere (through purchasing or winning Chocobo Eggs). FFF will now be using its infant creatures in special events called Chocobo Egg Games (CEGs for short). The type of games which our ceglings will...

www.finalfantasyforums.net

This is thanks to the recent Pass the Parcel event and also Halloween's Spooky Spotting!

 

[Dionysos]

Biographical information and leaderboard standings have been updated to accommodate 2020's new ceglings (so far).