Ethics – Beautiful garland of sadness – Middle iSmiff – Smifftuar – Top CassinoChips – Floating Continent Goddess Statue - Tip of the Tree (contested) Galadin – Bender – Tip of the Tree (contested) Sprout – Abomination – Bottom Lady Livi Comstock – Samuel L. Jackson - Middle
(The Tip of the Tree was a contested position this round. As seen below, CassinoChips got the surviving roll and so Galadin's bauble is lower on the tree for drawing purposes only).
Uh-oh! Mogrinch is attacking yet again!
Ethics – Beautiful garland of sadness – Middle – Rolls 4 = Destroyed! iSmiff – Smifftuar – Top – Rolls 6 = Destroyed! CassinoChips – Floating Continent Goddess Statue - Tip of the Tree – Rolls 1 = Survives! Galadin – Bender – Tip of the Tree – Rolls 5 = Destroyed! Sprout – Abomination – Bottom – Rolls 2 = Survives! Lady Livi Comstock – Samuel L. Jackson – Middle – Rolls 4 = Destroyed!
The beautiful garland of sadness starts to eat Samuel L. Jackson, but then Mogrinch very cheekily opens up some windows!
Bender falls from the tree and is broken into pieces. Mogrinch fits him back together again but deliberately puts all of the pieces in the wrong locations.
Smifftuar may have defended Toby for one glorious round, but unfortunately this day sees Mogrinch wrest the candy-cane axe from Smifftuar's hands and he furiously hacks at him.
Current scores: Ethics – Beautiful garland of sadness (25, 25, X) = 50
Jar Jar Binks has somehow managed to climb up to the middle point of the tree without anyone violently murdering him (yet). And he looks just as obnoxious and aggravating as ever. We're all waiting for him to die a horrible death at the hands of our green Christmas villain, so later on we can look fondly back and consensually agree that Mogrinch wasn't a very bad bloke after all.
A bit late with this one. Busy, tired and ill, etc.
Round 4:
Requested baubles:
CassinoChips – Floating Continent Goddess Statue - Tip of the Tree. Sprout – Abomination – Bottom Soulcorruptor – Vengeful Chocobo – Middle Galadin – Mogrinch look-alike plushie – Bottom Lady Livi Comstock – Jar Jar Binks – Middle iSmiff – Solid Snake in cardboard box – Middle
Oh no! Not again! Mogrinch is attacking!
CassinoChips – Floating Continent Goddess Statue - Tip of the Tree – Rolls 2 = Destroyed! Sprout – Abomination – Bottom – Rolls 6 = Destroyed! Soulcorruptor – Vengeful Chocobo – Middle – Rolls 4 = Destroyed! Galadin – Mogrinch look-alike plushie – Bottom – Rolls 6 = Destroyed! Lady Livi Comstock – Jar Jar Binks – Middle – Rolls 4 = Destroyed! iSmiff – Solid Snake in cardboard box – Middle – Rolls 1 = Survives!
Mogrinch allows Kefka to move the Floating Continent Goddess Statue, and the earth begins to tremble.
The vengeful chocobo becomes a Christmas dinner.
Mogrinch pulls out the fluff-stuffing from inside the Mogrinch look-alike plushie. Mogrinch allows no impostors!
The abomination catches a glimpse of itself in a handheld mirror (handed to it by Mogrinch, of course), and its heart is broken and it cries until it dies.
Jar Jar Binks is decapitated by Mogrinch, who then basks in the applause and gratitude of the audience.
A particularly harsh round. Poor Galadin has been unfortunate and has yet to score.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out, and were suddenly screaming in joy. I fear something fantastic has happened.
Anywhere on the tree, I think we should have a moogle who has Kira's face, with GIANT clogs on her feet and a speech bubble with "ARHGHGHGHG CHEESE, ****, KUPO!"
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