Chuck Norris VS Auron
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What my man, Tom said
Ayen
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I could be a dick and say that Chuck Norris would win because he's a real person, whilst Auron isn't, but instead I think I'll say Auron would fuse with the spirit of Bruce Lee and kill Chuck Norris 8D
Sensibly, with the firm knowledge that this Chuck Norris (whom I know only the legends about, nothing else, except for the fact that he's an actor? [right? an actor?]) is a simple human being conceived from our realm and not that of Final Fantasy, I would say that such a being stands no chance against the likes of "Sir Auron".
After all, I have gotten to know Auron as a character, I admire him, he's always seemed like a sort of enigma whose power and potential is truly unkown, whilst being an affable, yet gritty and wise uncle of sorts.
But to my understanding, based on every one liner about Mr.Norris I've ever heard, there is nothing that bests him. He stands stronger as more challenges arise. Nothing defeats him, and everything only feeds him.
I've heard of him besting all other people, objects as vast as the earth, not to mention the earth in its entirety, as well as Jesus Christ himself.
It seems that the general notion is that Chuck Norris is something entirely outside human perception, even more so than any God.
I do admit, something with our same genetic code having this kind of unique being within itself does raise a bit of suspicion and maybe wavering belief on my part, but if the entity created by all these legends of Chuck Norris is (or were to be) real, Auron wouldn't stand a chance against it.. or him.
I have to say Chuck Norris would definitely win.
After all, I have gotten to know Auron as a character, I admire him, he's always seemed like a sort of enigma whose power and potential is truly unkown, whilst being an affable, yet gritty and wise uncle of sorts.
But to my understanding, based on every one liner about Mr.Norris I've ever heard, there is nothing that bests him. He stands stronger as more challenges arise. Nothing defeats him, and everything only feeds him.
I've heard of him besting all other people, objects as vast as the earth, not to mention the earth in its entirety, as well as Jesus Christ himself.
It seems that the general notion is that Chuck Norris is something entirely outside human perception, even more so than any God.
I do admit, something with our same genetic code having this kind of unique being within itself does raise a bit of suspicion and maybe wavering belief on my part, but if the entity created by all these legends of Chuck Norris is (or were to be) real, Auron wouldn't stand a chance against it.. or him.
I have to say Chuck Norris would definitely win.