Clarabell

COWBELLS :mokken:
 
My whale lies over the ocean
My whale lies over the sea
My whale lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my whale to me

Bring back, bring back
Bring back Free Willy to me to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh bring back Free Willy to meeee
 
Diar is a whale. Oh and a bell too :mokken:
 
Ya I heard about Taiji Japan. But still She doesnt hunt whales. She sings. Also Diar

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,​

So drunk you can not see​

That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me​

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more​

But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before​
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,​

So drunk you can not see​

That's a wool blanket that me mother sent to me​

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more​

But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before​
And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,​

So drunk you can not see​

That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me​

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more​

But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before​
And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,​

So drunk you can not see​

They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me​

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more​

But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before​
And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,​

So drunk you can not see​

That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me​

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more​

But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before​
And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,​

So drunk you can not see​

That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me​

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more​

But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before​
As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a lad sneaking out the back, a quarter after three.
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me

Who was that lad sneaking out the back a quarter after three?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,​

So drunk you can not see​

That was just the tax man that the Queen she sent to me.​

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more​

But an Englishman who can last till three I've never seen before​
 
Is that possible Jimbell?
 
I dont think she does :hmmm:

Bell
 
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She's a siren.

She sings songs and laughs as they crash into the rocks, or swim close to the ships and get impaled.

Bell.
 
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Because she is not a whale killer. Gabbybell
 
she came after me once mlfy, but then i put my foot so far up her fud she thought her ovaries had gone run about for a good 4 or 5 months. but she definitely hunts whales.
 
Sounds very sexual Jim. But You wouldnt do that Jimbell
 
Im not sure about that Jimbel
 
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