Crush Carrie the Coeurl!

Carrie begs to eat what Sly is eating. *YUCK* Carrie doesn't like carrots.
 
Carrie has a sudden existential crisis. What is the purpose of her existence, which is destined to be brutish and short? Is she here simply for the amusement of unsavory characters behind a screen? Is she suffering just to sate the psychopathy of a crowd of heinous monsters? Why is she here but to suffer? She decides to head to a local library while at Barnard Castle to seek some answers only for a pigeon to poop on her head.
 
Carrie tries to get some rest in a secluded spot. Unfortunately for her she is sleeping at the home of an angry Behemoth who then proceeds to chase her down before she falls off another nearby cliff.
 
At the bottom of the cliff, she is run over by a bus carrying rowdy footballers and chav Gerry Adams.
 
Turn 3:
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  • Carrie decides to sharpen her claws on a scratching post and gets caught, since she is a coeurl this is a larger then normal scratching post and for some reason the fire company has to come and rescue her, the shame does more damage to her pride then anything else. (Soulcorruptor ) = -6
  • Out of nowhere, a rock flies at Carrie, hit her in the face. The rock has a face, it says "this is the most low effort idea Paddy McGee could think of, because of the last round. Enjoy!" Just a plain ol' rock, with a face. Like one of those stick men faces: -_- <- is the rock's face. (Paddy McGee ) = -5
  • Carrie hacks up a hairball. Nothing major, but it still hurt. (DaggerTribal ) = -1
  • Carrie begs to eat what Sly is eating. *YUCK* Carrie doesn't like carrots. (sly ) = -2
  • Carrie has a sudden existential crisis. What is the purpose of her existence, which is destined to be brutish and short? Is she here simply for the amusement of unsavory characters behind a screen? Is she suffering just to sate the psychopathy of a crowd of heinous monsters? Why is she here but to suffer? She decides to head to a local library while at Barnard Castle to seek some answers only for a pigeon to poop on her head. (Linnaete ) = -3
  • Carrie tries to get some rest in a secluded spot. Unfortunately for her she is sleeping at the home of an angry Behemoth who then proceeds to chase her down before she falls off another nearby cliff. (Espurr ) = -2
  • At the bottom of the cliff, she is run over by a bus carrying rowdy footballers and chav Gerry Adams. (Ilyena ) = -4

Total HP = 35


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Healing dice:
1 + 2 = 3

Carrie recovers 3 HP!

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Current HP = 38

You may now request your next moves!
 
Poor Carrie has had enough of Barnard Castle. After all, she was kidnapped and brought there, was ripped off by a peddler and has now just been shat on. This isn't her day. She sadly wanders off to the nearest train station to catch a ride home when she is unceremoniously accosted by a couple of culti- uhh, priests dressed in bizarre garb.

"Hello, child," says one of the totally-not-a-cultist men, "we of the Yevon faith would like to abolish all advanced technology in this degenerate world. We would be grateful if you can spare a few hours of your day to listen to what our faith can offer you."
 
Carrie trying to be quick points the not totally cultists in the direction on linnaete's lalafell and successfully manages to get them to go away from her, only to be acousted by Tidus's Hahaha laugh, as he though it was funny they fell for it.
 
^Stealing this since I completely misread this at first. >.>

Carrie steps on an old and rusty nail.
 
Carrie sees a bird outside the window, but Sly wont let her go outside because of all the bad things that could happen to her. The bird knows she is unable to attack and taunts her. This is of course, torture. One day the bird and Sly will pay for their crimes.
 
Carrie watches Looney Tunes as she plots the demises of Sly and the bird. She gets an idea from Wile E. Coyote and orders a box of exploding tennis balls from Acme. Unfortunately when she excitedly opens the box, they explode in her face.
 
Turn 4:
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  • Poor Carrie has had enough of Barnard Castle. After all, she was kidnapped and brought there, was ripped off by a peddler and has now just been shat on. This isn't her day. She sadly wanders off to the nearest train station to catch a ride home when she is unceremoniously accosted by a couple of culti- uhh, priests dressed in bizarre garb.
    "Hello, child," says one of the totally-not-a-cultist men, "we of the Yevon faith would like to abolish all advanced technology in this degenerate world. We would be grateful if you can spare a few hours of your day to listen to what our faith can offer you." (Linnaete ) = -5
  • Shit farmer Leo Varadkar throws a stinky lump of shite at Carrie, whilst screaming "WELFARE CHEATS CHEAT US ALL". (Paddy McGee ) = -6
  • Carrie trying to be quick points the not totally cultists in the direction on linnaete's lalafell and successfully manages to get them to go away from her, only to be acousted by Tidus's Hahaha laugh, as he though it was funny they fell for it. (Soulcorruptor ) = -1
  • Carrie trips over an old dusty snail (DaggerTribal ) = -3
  • Carrie steps on an old and rusty nail. (Espurr ) = -6
  • Carrie sees a bird outside the window, but Sly wont let her go outside because of all the bad things that could happen to her. The bird knows she is unable to attack and taunts her. This is of course, torture. One day the bird and Sly will pay for their crimes. (sly ) = -2
  • Carrie watches Looney Tunes as she plots the demises of Sly and the bird. She gets an idea from Wile E. Coyote and orders a box of exploding tennis balls from Acme. Unfortunately when she excitedly opens the box, they explode in her face. (Ilyena ) = -6

Total HP = 9


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Healing dice:
1 + 6 = 7

Carrie recovers 7 HP!

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Current HP = 16

You may now request your next moves!
 
Carrie fights furiously as Sly tries to give her some medicine for all her bumps and bruises. Sly eventually believes he has succeeded, however Carrie actually just spit it out when Sly wasn't looking. Carrie doesn't feel better at all, and now has a nasty taste in her mouth.
 
Florida Man is at Barnard Castle for some reason. But this isn't the alligator Florida Man in the news. This one is a different Florida Man and he's married to a flamingo. Somehow he's managed to bring his flamingo wife over to the UK without authorities stopping him and he's chosen to have a honeymoon here in Barnard Castle. Said flamingo sees Carrie and instantly suspects our poor kitty of trying to make a move on Florida Man.
 
a stick floating in the air smacks Carrie with itself, declaring "THIS IS A STICKY SITUATION, FAM. SURREAL, BRUV. "

Whilst his fellow sticks ( of which there are 3 and whom are clothed in burberry caps) shout from the side "INNIT BRUUUUUUUUV. SWEAR DOWN, WE DA STICKMEN INNIT, FROM LANNNNNNNNNDONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN N U GOT BARE STICK-HIT BRUV"
 
Carrie covers her ears at the incomprehensible language assaulting her ears, and gets a headache as a result.
 
Carrie is browsing the forums when she gets a sudden leg cramp.She falls to the floor in pain and is hit on the head with her sexy Cloud action figure.
 
Shaves the fur off Carrie and shows her the results in a mirror.
 
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