Dancing Mad Libs!

[Dionysos]

12. Noun: centaur

 

[blakstang98]

13. Member Username: Mitsuki (don't think you're getting out of this)

 

[Espurr]

14. Plural Noun : Flowers

 

[Dionysos]

15. Noun: hairy crocodile

(Apparently they are a thing)

 

[Ilyena]

16. Noun: hairless cat (I know it's a Sphynx cat but hairy crocodile and hairless cat make a nice pair)

 

[blakstang98]

17. Noun: Bear (hairy or not, whatever)

 

[Dionysos]

18. Adjective: shaggy

 

[Paddy McGee]

19: plural noun: doggos

 

[sly]

20: Body Part: coccyx

 

[Ilyena]

21: Plural Noun: minotaurs (I know there was only one, but pretend he had buddies)

 

[blakstang98]

22. Verb ending in ed: violated

 

[Dionysos]

23. Noun: buttocks

21: Plural Noun: minotaurs (I know there was only one, but pretend he had buddies)

It works if you count his FF 'Brother' Sacred as another Minotaur!

 

[Miko]

Our final Mad Lib! Did everyone have fun? Which was your favorite? Thanks to everyone who contributed!

A FFFrightful Night At The Graveyard

It was 18:51 when Sprout (AKA Wendy Oldbag) decided to visit the Musty Engine Graveyard. The tombstones were all Slap-Happy and in rows of 10,391,463. One particular stone read “Here Lies Paddy McGee , whom loved Musicians more than his own self.” Another tombstone, decorated in Florida Men, read “shivas 1699-2020 Whom died trying to eat a Centaur.” Another three stones down also read “Mitsuki - Death by Flowers. Loving Hairy Crocodile, Hairless Cat and Bear.” Having seen enough, Sprout decided to turn back home, but not before catching the unmistakable stench of Shaggy Doggos. Suddenly out from the ground sprung a Coccyx! “Minotaurs... Minotaurs!!” a voice Violated. Sprout screamed like a little Buttocks and ran away, never to return again.

 

[Ilyena]

My favorite was the review one. Such classic lines as "making Sephiroth a little more moist and Tifa less sticky" are difficult to top.