Dangerous Food

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Ok so I can only think of 2. The toblerone & coconuts

The toblerone (although one of my FAVOURITE chocolates ever) is the STUPIDEST shape ever. Try to bit into it and the roof of your mouth gts annhilated by one of the alps. You HAVE to get your hands dirty which sometimes I just can't be arsed doing

Coconuts

....

Impossible to get into, so once you have a- thrown it on the ground and been knocked out by flying peices of coconut and potentially slipping on the milk, or b- bashed it with a hammer, also potentially leading to the above outcome you have to get the coconut out of the ...nut? which is no easy feat let me tell you

I was hacking away at one coconut in particlar last night with a knife and stabbed my self in the finger.....for a small cut there was a fair bit of blood...and it's not half sore today. A couple of milimeters higher and it would have got me right under the nail, so at least I have THAT to be grateful for

What other dangerous foods are there out there, and why?
 
Ooh buckeye nuts! They're poisonous, so you must never eat one. The Ohio state is big on buckeyes. They even have a football team called Buckeyes. I don't understand the infatuation with buckeyes, period. ^^
 
I've heard of a type of fish that can be deadly if prepared improperly. If the chef makes one wrong cut, then you're a goner if you eat it. So I've heard, anyway.

Capn' Crunch cereal is dangerous as well. That crap always cuts the roof of my mouth when I eat it.
 
^ i think thats a puffer fish? I wouldnt risk it.

Chicken is pretty dangerous. It seems innocent but if undercooked in the middle, well your too late cos you took a bite out of it to know it was undercooked in the middle.
 
Yeah, puffer fish! I was trying to remember the kind of fish, but it wasn't coming to me. That sounds about right.

Mexican food can be dangerous. Diarrhea so violent, you crap to the point of dehydration. The stench could also prove hazardous. Noxious fumes enter your nostrils and completely shut down blood flow to the brain.

Possible? Probably not...but you can't be too careful.
 
In my opinion, yes. Taco Bell doesn't taste good enough to justify the stomach cramps and waves of diarrhea. Though I suppose not everyone has the same tolerance of food that I do.

Also, I've been afraid of Taco Bell ever since I heard the horrifying stories of cockroach eggs being found in their meat. Some dude ate a taco and had a cockroach lay eggs in his teeth. Revolting.

I think I'll hit a KFC or something, thanks.
 
Agreed! Having insects crawling in your mouth can't be safe. I doubt cockroaches could do it, but some insects could probably eat you from the inside out. Not a pleasant way to go. No, sir.

Plus, having insects in your mouth could completely kill your social life. That cute guy in your Geometry class will never ask you to prom if bugs are constantly stuck in your teeth. Maybe not dangerous to your health, but definitely dangerous to your popularity. Teenagers can be cruel.

But yeah...avoid Taco Bell.
 
Artemicion said:
Impossible to get into, so once you have a- thrown it on the ground and been knocked out by flying peices of coconut and potentially slipping on the milk, or b- bashed it with a hammer, also potentially leading to the above outcome you have to get the coconut out of the ...nut? which is no easy feat let me tell you

I was hacking away at one coconut in particlar last night with a knife and stabbed my self in the finger.....for a small cut there was a fair bit of blood...and it's not half sore today. A couple of milimeters higher and it would have got me right under the nail, so at least I have THAT to be grateful for

What other dangerous foods are there out there, and why?
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You know that you can hammer a nail into a coconut, take the nail out and drain the milk?

Foods aren't very dangerous to me, except for hot foods which can burn your mouth ( I mean fire kind of hot, not curry) or foods which can choke you.
Oh and lemons because getting lemon juice in your eyes really stings.
 
Wine Gums; my dad likes to put them in the fridge and eat them when they're solid. I forget that they get harder in the fridge, chew them and, coupled with a lock-jaw (I'll be in need of an operation soon - removing a rib to replace my jawbone? No thanks.), I essentially break my jaw in the process. When you hear a crunch of bones inside your mouth and you can't open it for about ten minutes, you know something's not right. :wacky:
 
Those extremely hard gobstoppers which are like the size of golf balls, your just stuck with a massive ball in your mouth for hours.

and things which come in cans I've cut myself a few times on those bloody things.
 
Amzi said:
I think there is a blowfish that's made in Japan which is extremely poisonous. So chefs need a special lisence to cut,and prepare it.
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Fugu. Lionfish. Or is it pufferfish? Gotta check. It numbs your mouth to a degree that makes it seem like it's paralyzed, but not really.
 
For me, anything that gets stuck to knives when you cut it, because I have an awful obsession with licking food off knives. Or cutting a slice of cake and then eating it off the knife because it's quicker. >_>
 
Hmm, quite a unique topic.

Mushrooms are pretty dangerous. Only some of them are poisonous, but there's always a chance of them getting mixed up with the healthy ones. There's an extremely poisonous mushroom called the Destroying Angel.

For me, melted cheese is dangerous. If I eat melted cheese in anything, I gag it back up... It's just really gross, in my opinion.

Multivitamin power bars can also be mildly dangerous. Some people have an intolerance toward the metallic minerals in them, such as copper. My brother once had severe indegestion from that.

And the obvious one, but not really a food, Alchohol, when used irresponsibly.
 
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Pineapples, i didn't realise how spiney those little f*****s are, i've ofter had a pineapple leaf stuck up my under my nail and supprisingly it hurts.

After that i've gotta say frozen sausages, i bet they could do damage when thrown at someone :p
 
VoN said:
Yeah, puffer fish! I was trying to remember the kind of fish, but it wasn't coming to me. That sounds about right.

Mexican food can be dangerous. Diarrhea so violent, you crap to the point of dehydration. The stench could also prove hazardous. Noxious fumes enter your nostrils and completely shut down blood flow to the brain.

Possible? Probably not...but you can't be too careful.
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Yeah its Fugu, you need to sign a waiver that basically states if you die after consuming the fish the restaurant is not responsible, and you eat it at your own discretion.

As far dangerous food is concerned I would say things with dyes are quite hazardous :(.

- Sephir8th
 
Digestive biscuits are dangerous to me. I'm allergic to them and they cause my lips and mouth to swell.

Those sweets called Jawbreakers- I had a friend stop breathing once because he accidentally swallowed it and it got lodged in his throat- someone half his height did the Heimlich on him because she was the only one who knew how to do it

Soup- I always burn my tongue on it when I eat it
 
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