Do Vampires Ever Need to Use the Restroom?

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Frank Fontaine said:
We are talking about something that isn't real that has multiple powers depending on which depiction you want to discuss, and not one of these would choose used tampons as their primary food source.
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Because ________? :cookie:

1. If you presume to believe in nothing without evidence.
2. Cite evidence for your purported beliefs.

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Why would a supernatural being with powers to take over the minds of humans, with super speed and strength etc pick rummaging through the garbage like a filthy mongrel over just taking what they want from a human or animal? :hmph:

What a dumb topic
 
Bowie said:
Why would a supernatural being with powers to take over the minds of humans, with super speed and strength etc pick rummaging through the garbage like a filthy mongrel over just taking what they want from a human or animal? :hmph:

What a dumb topic
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Why would human beings with advanced science and technology routinely eat bovine animals that spent their entire lives standing in their own excrement whilst being injected with carcinogenic growth hormones? :cookie:

What circumstances dictate and what is expedient has little to do with ideal conditions or scenarios.

Hehe. What's with you two anyways. Grumpy today? Cheer up, since you don't believe in an afterlife you can at least try to enjoy the one you have. :monsmash:
 
Of all the fictional vampires created, please tell me which one chose tampons as their primary source? You could make up one I suppose, but then you are not realliy imagining a vampire but a new thing
 
Because the end result tastes nice, is full of nutrition, and is readily available? We choose living animals as our food source for the same reason vampires do theirs. Convenience.
 
Frank Fontaine said:
Of all the fictional vampires created, please tell me which one chose tampons as their primary source?
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That's not evidence, yo. :cookie:

The topic is whether or not that fictional aspect is realistic, not what the fictional consensus is.

If it were Stephenie Meier would be like the Richard Dawkins of vampires. Not that she isn't already, btw.

Mitsuru Kirijo said:
Because the end result tastes nice, is full of nutrition, and is readily available? We choose living animals as our food source for the same reason vampires do theirs. Convenience.
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Well... digging through trash for used tampons is a more convenient means of attaining blood than hypnotising or murdering someone.

Occam's Razor seems to be my ally, here. :hmm:
 
Considering a vampire can just grab someone into an alleyway and suck their blood rather than digging through a whole trashcan... :lew:
 
Bowie said:
Go and pick half eaten mouldy food out of the bin then, Riddick and eat it.
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Mitsuru Kirijo said:
Considering a vampire can just grab someone into an alleyway and suck their blood rather than digging through a whole trashcan... :lew:
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Considering you could just repeatedly grab someone in an alley and rob them and not have to work for the rest of your life?

Its not as if there aren't risks involved & if you were a vampire would you really want to be featured on an episode of COPs in front of all your rockstar vampire chums preying upon low quality gourmet alley dinners? You would be the equivalent of a vampire with a justin bieber tattoo who votes republican.

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The real question may be whether or not vampires contract AIDs. :hmm:
 
I see you are trying extra hard to make as little sense as possible today

She asked if vampires use the restroom, we can only assume she means the classic vampire as depicted in media as she has not stated otherwise. Going by that, tampons are not the most logical course of action
 
I just wanted to know if vampires ever needed to take a piss :ness:

EDIT: Eh, I wasn't really thinking about what kind of vampire. I kind of group them all into the same category. If you drink blood for sustenance and have pale skin, that's basically enough for me :lew:

EDIT 2: Then of course you got half breeds and whatnot, so, uh, I guess the full-fledged vamps then :hmmm:
 
Fusionist said:
I just wanted to know if vampires ever needed to take a piss :ness:
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Oh.....

The answer is: yes.

Unlesss..... They have a super efficient means of converting blood to energy which produces extremely low amounts of waste / food byproducts to a point where they wouldn't need to expel waste like normal organisms.

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To nerd out for a second, in a lot of vampire fiction, body alteration simply stops. In a lot of media, vampires become infertile upon being blooded. They stop aging because the gradual entropy and cell death/regeneration cycle stops. Some books even say that food has to physically be removed from the body of the vampire because they can't digest it. In Anne Rice's series, a new vampire tried to cut her hair, but it had basically returned itself to normal by the very next morning. This also contradicts the whole stopping cell thing because hair follicles require cells to continually produce hair.

Not sure if/how this digestion applies to blood though. :hmmm:

Although if the digestive system is halted, I assume the urinary/fecal system is stopped as an extension of that. O_O
 
Mitsuru Kirijo said:
To nerd out for a second, in a lot of vampire fiction, body alteration simply stops. In a lot of media, vampires become infertile upon being blooded. They stop aging because the gradual entropy and cell death/regeneration cycle stops.
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That sounds more like zombies. :elmo: Else its an extremely poor explanation. :hmm:

A person's body continually battles entropy throughout their lifetime.

Oxygen is a corrosive gas which destroys a person's body over time. Without cells dying and being replaced by new ones a person's body would breakdown and cease to function.

Likewise, its difficult if not impossible to heal injuries or wounds without cell death & regeneration cycles.

So, eh, whatevers man. :cookie:
 
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