I'm so paranoid I usually can't even take a compliment. I think they're just taking the piss. Unless it's something that I know is right, like I'm amazing at my job. 8]
And I'm really paranoid about this weird bump I have on my wrist...
You sound exactly like me! I barely ever take a compliment seriously, whenever I get complimented I'm like yeah ok you're joking.
And I had this bumpy thing on my wrist too! But I went to the doctors and they did some test shit and that and it turned out to be a fatty cyst, so I had it cut it out