Explain why you would beat the person above you.

[Zeromus]

It can be in anything. A fight, contest, ego, anything.

 

[Donald Trump]

Because I can

 

[Dionysos]

I would completely thrash your ass in so many ways.

At a one-legged axe fight... You would swing, fall over, and your axe will become stuck in the ground. I will then proceed to kick you in the head (decapitation is boring), tie your hands behind your back, and sacrifice you Aztec style to Kefka. I will record this and post it on Youtube.

The embodiment of ownage right there.

 

[Eternal Dawn]

i dont even have to give a reason here... only knowing it is me is enough

 

[Firion's Babe]

because i can and because i'm sexy like that.

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Because you have no signature!

 

[King Sean]

Because you made the site too sexy

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Because you're so glittery!

 

[Dionysos]

Because you share your name with sweets.

 

[.Ted]

Because I hate being below someone else's post. o.o

 

[Noblesse Oblige]

Because I have guns, plenty of ammo, and nothing to shoot at.

 

[Dionysos]

Because you're constantly trying to kill me, and when I kill you you just respawn anyway, so there's no harm in me beating you!

 

[Firion's Babe]

Because you are accident prone and having revenge!!!

 

[Exoskeleton]

Because your girly strength can't compete with the strength of my henchmen!

 

[Firion's Babe]

Because Steven Stone and Wallace told me to!!*sinister low laugh here*