Favorite line

hmmmmmmm

film (from the Odd Couple)- "It took me 3 hours to realize that FU meant Felix Ungar"

game- the most amusing is from X-2, when using Lady Luck and Paine says "Turned on?"
 
"Xion! Who will I have Icecream with?!"- Roxas from 358 days XD I love it cause it was totally random in one of the most intense moments of the game.

"Our relationship is Mouth!...To!...Mouth!"- Haruko from FLCL Such a funny moment with this quote.
 
From the film, Little Miss Sunshine. Spoilers are the curse words because I'm nice.
"
Fuck
beauty contests. Life is one
fucking
beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work...
fuck that
. And
fuck
the Airforce academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly."
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Can't go wrong with the Monty Python and the Holy Grail's bridgekeeper scene:

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
 
"English, mothafucka, do. You. Speak it?" -Jules (Pulp Fiction)

"You're all going to die down here." -Red Queen (Resident Evil)

Kim: "Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but the world I live in? A bitch need a gun."
Abernathy: "You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns tend to get shot more than people who don't."
Kim: "And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped."
Lee: "Don't do your laundry at midnight."
Kim: "Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry."
Abernathy: "There are other things you can carry other than a gun. Pepper spray."
Kim: "Uh, motherfucker tryna rape me? I don't wanna give him no skin rash! I wanna shut that n*gga down."
-(Death Proof)

"Speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife." -Jafar (Aladdin)
 
Movie:

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers--Sam's speech to Frodo at the end:

Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?

Sam: That there's some good left in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.

:sad2:
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Game:

In Xenosaga Episode I, Albedo's speech to Momo after he
rips off his own head
--particularly this line:

Wheat, eh? There's enough of it, we can afford to waste as much as we want! Like my head, you see!? *laughs maniacally* :wacky:
 
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